Nick’s Britney make over

A lot of shit went down tonight… and of course it had to happen when I wasn’t watching! There were a ton of fights and Dick poured a drink on Jen’s head. Danielle yelled at her dad and Amber cried (big surprise). Anyway, the only thing that I can really show is that Nick gave himself a Mohawk. Here’s some pictures.

Nick’s make over 1

Nick shaving his head

Nick shaving his head 2

I wish Nick would stay because I think this is a sign that he’s ready to fight now. That could be a good thing if he’s still around because it might mean he’ll be brutal with his strategy and that would really make this show interesting again.

On the other hand… Nick shaving his head might mean that he’s gone totally crazy. After all, we have seen this type of thing before.

Shaved Britney Spears

Let’s just hope that, if he is evicted, he won’t go get some weird tattoos and then beat the shit out of a car with an umbrella.

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The new Nerd Herd can suck it!!!

Nick shows off his guns ep1

Jameka used the veto to save Jen and Nick went up on the block. I’m sure he’ll be the one going home since everyone seems to think he’s been double dipping with his alliances. I didn’t put a picture of Jameka or Jen because I now hate both of them.

I also hate Dustin, Amber, and the rest of the Nerd Herd 2.0 and I’m disappointed that Danielle and the rest of Nick’s “friends” knew this was the plan and never told him.

It sucks that, for the past three seasons, my favorite player has been backdoored and evicted. Kaysar got it twice and now Nick. What is it with this show that the hot guys I really like can’t even make it to sequester?!

Since Nick’s gone, I don’t think I’m going to update this blog as frequently. I might return to just once a week updates on Thursday night or Friday after eviction.

But… I say that every year when my favorite person gets evicted, so we’ll see if it happens.

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Jen was in a music video

Check it out here thanks to milosketch at YouTube.

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Annoying!

Is it just me or are these people getting progressively more annoying as the game goes on? Here’s a list of the top things that are bugging me the most.

Jameka reads the BibleAmber and Jameka constantly saying God is helping them play the game
Today on BBAD, I heard Amber telling Jameka that God wanted her to stay in the house and Jameka agreed that God was helping the good people in the game. About an hour later, Amber was in the kitchen telling Danielle that God didn’t want her to win the Veto. Guess what, I doubt God gives a crap about a reality tv game show!

Amber is a moronAmber’s unimaginable stupidity
In the first few days, Amber showed her true idiotic colors by asking incredibly stupid questions and then not understanding the simple answers. I remember hearing her try to grasp the concept of a “backdoor” nomination, completely confused about the term “brown nose” or asking for a definition of “ridicule”. What the hell is wrong with this girl?! I don’t know how she’s managed so far in life if she’s such an indescribably moron. It’s come to the point now where, if I see her on BBAD or the feeds, I just mute it and turn the sound back on when they cut to someone else.

Danielle whispers to DustinDanielle whispering so no one can hear
I understand that when you’re telling a secret about the game, you don’t want the other house guests to hear it, but the viewers should still be able to. Danielle covers her microphone when she whispers and she talks so quietly that it’s almost impossible to discern what she’s saying. Hey Danielle, this is a tv show you’re on, you gotta work with us here!

Amber’s crying
Pouty Amber I’m sure the game is tough. Feelings get hurt, friendships are formed and destroyed, stress levels are high. Still, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone cry as much as Amber in the history of BB. She cries about anything, literally. Every single day, you can bet that Amber has been sobbing about something. Someone nominate this girl and get her out of the house. That’ll give her a real reason to cry!

Danielle complaining that it’s “so frustrating” being there with her dad
From the first day of this show I’ve said it was really fucked up to put Dani in the house with her estranged father. Danielle cryingFamily relationships are tough and when they go wrong, the last place you want to deal with it is on national tv and live on the internet 24 hours a day. Still, everyone in the house is at some sort of disadvantage and they all manage to deal with it (except for Amber) without freaking out. Danielle constantly complaining that the whole situation isn’t fair doesn’t draw any sympathy from me, it just gets on my nerves. This is a reality show, not the Olympics, no one said it has to be fair. BB has never been fair, so shut up and play the game!

There have been a whole slew of other things that bug the shit out of me, but so far those are the most annoying of the bunch.

As you can tell by the names that keep appearing on my list, I want Amber, Jameka and Danielle gone… but I want Jameka gone first because I don’t see what she adds to the house. At least Amber’s a shit-starter. Jameka seems to sit around doing nothing, not really talking game, and not really participating in anything. If someone like that makes it to the finals, that is so wrong! I like Jameka and I think she’s a good person, but this is tv and you’re supposed to be entertaining. I want Amber gone for obvious reasons, and for the fact that I think she’s not mentally stable enough to be locked in a house with strangers for months playing a game of manipulation. I’d like to see Danielle voted out, but not too soon because she’s a vote to keep Nick. Once Nick’s in a position where he’s totally safe (or at the sequester house where we can observe his sexiness one a week when they check in with the jury) I’d like to see Danielle on the couch talking to Julie.

Alright BB fans, that’s it for now.

*Some of these pictures were captured by BB Chatter users (who are awesome) including Skykittee and Krazyiam3.

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Week 4 quick updates

  • Dustin nominated Jen and Kail for eviction (sweet!!)
  • The POV competition is tomorrow. Jameka, Jessica and Danielle are playing.
  • As a result of the food competition, Nick, Dick, Kail, Jen and Zach are on slop.
  • There has been a lot of tension between Dick and Amber.
  • Dustin said Kail was not his target and that he wanted Jen or Nick (say it ain’t so) evicted first.

I’m going to be so pissed if Nick is evicted this week! He’s so hot and I think he’s totally funny too. If he goes, who will I have left? There will be no hot guys to look at and, as far as I’m concerned, that’s 40% of the reason to watch this show!

I’m keeping my fingers crossed that it’s Jen who gets the chop instead.

Sorry to keep this so short, but I’m trying to burn a DVD and watch BBAD on Showtime as I write.

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Dick’s HOH blog

Here are some highlights from Dick’s HOH blog (in case you didn’t feel like going to the CBS site and reading the whole thing.) In his long blog post, Dick talks about his son Vincent and his daughter Danielle, the game so far, and his real feelings about the other people in the house.
On his relationship with his children…

As I think everyone watching this show should know…It has been extremely hard for both me and Daniele being thrown into this situation together. The other two situations that were part of the “twist” are not like this in any way whatsoever. Carol and Jess could care less if they ever see each other again. Joe and Dustin, the same thing applies. But Daniele is my daughter and the things I do here in the house, and in the game, can and will affect our relationship (or lack of) for the rest of our lives.

We both feel the same in the respect of…This is not fair. This is a complete and total disadvantage to each of us individually. But truth of the matter is that, it is fair. Our individual disadvantage is also the greater advantage we have on everyone else in the house. We committed to our alliance, and nothing will break that, period. Even though our personal relationship is a disaster, we both know that we can trust each other. And trust here is the most highly regarded commodity you can have in this place, period…end of story. So, although we have trouble trusting each other’s judgment at times, we trust each other’s loyalty no matter what.

Now, me and Daniele on a personal level…

Anyone out there who doubts that I truly want a deep, devoted, caring, loving relationship with my daughter should get up from their computers, walk into the kitchen and grab their biggest frying pan and proceed to hit themselves in the head with it as hard as they can for as long as they can until they fall unconscious. The rest of us will continue on…

Danielle and Dick getting alongBeing here and playing out my relationship to the world on national TV is not what I want to do…But it seems that it is an opportunity for me to try and fix this mess of a relationship with my daughter. It sucks, but it doesn’t…Story of my life boys and girls, catch 22. Damned if I do and damned if I don’t kinda deal…sigh.

I don’t know what they are showing and what they aren’t, but our relationship has gone through some serious highs and lows in the last few weeks. Just this week she came up to the HOH and was yelling at me so loud that the entire house could hear it. I felt that it was hopeless. The next day I went to see if she would talk to me and after a rough start to the conversation, we ended up having the first heart to heart in over two years…and I got my first hug, although a one armed, limp one, a hug nonetheless…and it was an enormous leap for us in trying to fix this mess. Baby steps, people…

I know and fully understand that it must not be easy to have a father like me. I am not Mike Brady or Mr. Clever (if my old butt is outdating you young whipper snappers out there, I am referring to the fathers in The Brady Bunch and Leave it to Beaver.) And it must be hard in ways for both of my children, and I wish I were a different person for them in that way. But I’m not. I am who I am…and I make no apologies for who I am. I am a good person with a good heart and yes, I am a bit eccentric, I do cuss a lot, I drink, smoke, spit, fart, confront people and embarrass my kids on occasion…sorry.

What you people do not see is that my relationship with my son Vincent is truly wonderful (did I really just use the word wonderful there? Somebody hit me with a frying pan…) But it is true. I could not ask for a better relationship than I do with my son. Yes, we have ups and downs and we work through it. But we spend lots of time together and really enjoy each other’s company. I miss him dearly (did I just say dearly? What the hell is going on here?) And Vincent, I hope you are enjoying watching your old man on the show. I see you with your buddies cheering me on and going crazy when things go as they have gone for me this week in the house. I love you so much and hope you are proud of me. I miss you…And tell your grandmother the same. I hope I haven’t embarrassed you too much, and even if I have, I know that you enjoy it anyhow. I hope not to see you until the end of Sept. And FYI…I know the mileage on my Corvette there Jonesy, no driving my car or I will still kick your butt. Your sister also says hello.

A message to Danielle’s boyfriend…

Kris, realize that it is very hard here in many ways. Sometimes what seems up is really down and what is down seems up…Your head fools you and I can see your heart fooling you as well, at least for a little while. I think she realizes this and sees what is real, and you are real to her, in her life, for what she wants in life. Remember, this is only my opinion and I am not speaking for her, and as everyone watching knows, I am not as good as I think in things with my daughter, including knowing everything about how she thinks.

So, she will probably tell me I had no business saying those things, but as usual, I will anyway. But she did tell me to tell you that she loves you, misses you, is dying to see you and talk with you, and Happy Birthday…As for me, I don’t know you but for one dinner. I know you make her happy, and I can see how much she loves you. Don’t doubt her love for a second. Don’t let the show make your feelings waver for her. I will do everything I can to protect her here in the house and I want you to do the same for her outside the house. And from me…I hope you had a Happy Birthday, Bunny. And I hope to get to know you when this is all said and done.

There’s also a section where he talks about each house guest…

Jen…..

Do I have to write anything here???? Haven’t I said enough about her already? Well, yes…and no. This is a wait and see thing here. And don’t be surprised to see us working together (or at least not against each other) in the future. But yes, she is still a self-centered, self-absorbed, immature twit.

Kail….

Nice lady. But Kail crossed me and lied to me too many times for me to be able to trust her with half of my bologna sandwich, forget about trusting her with anything important in the game here. I am not sure if it has leaked out yet or not, but she will not be going home this week as I promised her. She is too easily manipulated by me and I can get so deep into her head I am bringing a lighted miners cap with me next time.

Mike….

I really do like Mike. I was surprised to hear the others say that they thought I was gonna punch him when I walked off the pedestal during the POV and told him he is gonna go up. I am stupid sometimes, but not that stupid…The guy could crush my skull with a jab. Mike made big mistakes in the game, just as Kail has. The Mrs. Robinson alliance is over and Mike should be seeing his friends next week. Sorry bro. You shouldn’t have worked to get me out last week. You underestimated me, as many here have and it is biting you in the butt first.

Eric….

Love the guy, the White Rabbit…but can’t trust him 100%. He lied to me about something stupid and that lets me know…But I will use him and his smart perspective to further myself in the game.

Dustin…..

Flips at the drop of a hat…drama queen. Will trust him only to a point. Will let him feel he is my confidant with my situation with Daniele. Will open up to him and show him emotion, but trust me…only for the game.

Jameka…..

Love this girl. What a turn around from our introduction. But she is still a bit flip about certain things. She is one of the people that is a bit smarter than she gives off and we will help each other move along in the game.

Jessica….

The ray of sunshine in the house!! I adore this girl. She is no dumb blonde, trust me…She is much smarter than she lets on. We will be working together in the game. Vincent, she thinks you are cute and I wanna set you up with her, mister… ;)

Amber…..

Trust her only to a certain point. She is an emotional basket case. She will be booted from the house because she cannot get a hold of herself at one point or another in the game. She doesn’t even realize it yet, but some people are getting sick of this crap already, me included.

Nick…..

UUUuuuuuuuuugh!!!! Do I trust this guy or no?? I want to, but there is too much conflicting stuff that goes along with him. So, no…I don’t. But he will have to side with this side of the house for a while, as not to expose himself and get booted. His stock in the house has gone down leaps and bounds over the last week or so when I outed him in a couple of alliances.

Zack…..

On everyone’s hit list. Not liked in the house… and I can see him going next week depending on who gets HOH.

Lastly, Dick includes a little message to everyone’s favorite evil doctor…

PS……….. Have I earned myself a ChillTown card yet? And not the kind Chicken George got either…What do you think Will?

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Mike evicted 7-2, Dustin is HOH

Dustin

Dustin is currently the front-runner in the Grand Prize poll on CBS.com. 15.7% of voters think Dustin will win Big Brother 8. Jameka is in second place. View the results and cast your vote for this poll and the Love ‘Em or Leave ‘Em poll here on CBS.com.

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The meek shall inherit the house

I’m happy that Dick did the right thing and nominated Mike to replace Jen after she used the veto to save herself. Mike is a key element of that trio (Mike/Jen/Kail) and removing him should be enough to eliminate them. Jen will float to another alliance and Kail will be gone within the next few weeks because no one wants to associate with her at all.

Dick and Dani talk about their pastIt seems like a lot of stuff went down while I was away from BB for my birthday. My favorite trio (Dick/Dani/Nick) seemed to fall apart a bit. Apparently everyone was fighting. Dick and Nick had a big blowout, Dani and Dick had a big conversation and she had a breakdown, and even Dani and Nick seemed to be pissed at each other. What has been going on around that house?

This reminds me so much of BB6 and BB7. In both those seasons, there was a solid dream team in the house that crumbled way too soon. Kaysar’s team (Kaysar/Janelle/Howie/James) was a perfect unit, a BB machine. It was like they were designed to play this game. Still, every year they all started to grow suspicious of each other and question each other constantly and it lead to a total break down of their alliance before we even hit sequester. If the strong team destroys itself, the whole game is left to the scavengers who thrive in that environment. Seeing Mike go up was such a relief for me. It meant that the good team would stick around, at least for another week.

I just didn’t want Kail and Jen to get in their heads and convince them to put up Zach instead of Mike. Eliminating Zach does nothing to push them forward in the game. Zach believes he’s with them, part of the cool team, and that’s exactly where they need to keep him to ensure that he’s not a threat to them. If Zach feels that he’s part of the team, then their enemies will become his enemies. If he wins HOH, he’ll go after Kail and what’s left of her alliance…. that is…. as long as he thinks that’s the best move for him and his group.

The only other concern I have is the Float Herd. In BB6, the strong team imploded on itself and the house was left to the Nerd Herd. Two of the worst people in BB history made it to the finals, while the good players sat in sequester. As much as I like Eric, Jameka, and Jessica, I think they’re flying under the radar and if they combine with Amber and Dustin, they could form the largest alliance in the house.

Right now, the strong players have to walk the line between getting out other threats and keeping the floaters in check. Otherwise, the BB meek will inherit the house.

We’ll see how it plays out.

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BB Break

It’s my birthday, so I’m taking a little break from this blog for a couple days.

I know Dick and Danielle are fighting and he and Nick had some words last night, so maybe that’ll draw me back in. I want that alliance to stick together so the Nerd Herd 2.0 doesn’t take over the house. Alas, I think they’ll go the way of the Sovereign 6 for BB6 and end up imploding.

I plan to be back by eviction… or possibly sooner.

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Jensa members on the block, Dick and Amber fight

Just a quick update…..

Dick is HoH

Dick nominated Kail and Jen (Awesome!!!)

Nominations could change depending on the results of the Veto competition. If so, then I hope Mike or Zach are nominated. Jen won the veto, but I didn’t see the point in making a new post about it. Dick has been saying that he will nominate Mike to replace her and that Mike will go home instead of Kail. That would be a good move, since Kail is pretty useless and Mike is the only one holding the Kail/Jen/Mike alliance together.

At the food competition they won a grill.

Earlier today, Danielle was telling Amber not to trust Nick. I’m not quite sure what to make of it. She still seems close with Nick, and he seems to be loyal to her, but something might have happened to drive a wedge in between them. I’ll post video if I find it.

I’m not quite sure where Amber stands, since she seems to be blabbing to everyone in the house. Today, there seemed to be a lot of tension between her and Dick. Apparently, they had a big fight. I wasn’t on the feeds at the time, but TheRealDeal2006 posted the video on YouTube. Thanks to nwokpeach, brando115 and insane on BB Chatter for the link.

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So long Joe

Nick and Joe snuggle 2

Joe was evicted last night. I was glad it wasn’t Dick, but I was kind of sad to see him go. Joe’s been pretty entertaining in the house. His scheming was sure to stir things up and his comments were amusing. I also loved his fight with Dustin on the hammock or all the times he flirted with Nick. Oh well, the game must go on. Special thanks to Slykittee from BB Chatter for capturing this “tender” moment.

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Jen is dumber than Lindsay Lohan

For quite some time now, CBS has posted an official HoH Blog, written by the reigning HoH and published on eviction night. Usually, the blogs are about the game strategy that week, food competitions, playing for veto, and other BB-related personal memories. At the end, the HoH will sometimes give a shout out to some of their friends or family and thank everyone for watching.

Jen’s HoH blog, on the other hand, is more like those incoherent letters from Lindsay Lohan that appear in tabloids and on gossip sites.

She begins like this…

Hello…For starts this is so much fun to even be able to type…like you don’t even know. K so anyways. This week has been crazy, I am not sure if you have noticed but there has been a lot of yelling, talking, and just pure madness going on. I have for sure had the best week of all I have been able to wear a unitard all week without anyone judging me for it as well as having a blast figuring out how to make it next. My housemates have claimed that there will be a unitard fashion line created on my behalf, which is simply histarical if true. While I am writing this blog I am not sure as to what to say and I am not going to be proofing it or anything just so you all know.

I think it’s so funny that she needed to warn us about not proofing her blog, or that she needed to actually type out “like” and “K so anyways.”

She goes on to talk a little about the game, and then moves on to address her loved ones at home. This is where the blog gets hilarious.

I would also like to say happy birthday to my dad, who’s birthday is tomorrow…June 20…As well as I am so sorry that I was able to call you Mom on your birthday or to even tell you I was gone…:( Good thing I sent your present early :-). I would also like to thank you Kara for taking care of my life while I am gone. :-) :-) I would also like to thank you Jamie for getting my mail…hopefully…I know I kind of just mailed you my key and didn’t even ask. Also just so you know George I put automatic payments for all of the stable bills for the next three months and I then typed it up and put it by the printer…i hope that you have already found that so we are not double paying any bills. Also I miss all of you, I really do, I am having a lot of fun, but I still can’t wait to see you. Gigi, Nikko, Kyle, Andrew we will have to make a special trip when I get back and have a slumber party or something :-)….Don’t think I forgot about you Ronnie, you have to come out and visit so you can hang out with me and everyone else. Also If anyone could please just drive my car around the neighborhood for 5 minutes that would be great, the keys are in my car. :-)

First, apparently she thinks it’s June. Then, when she’s talking about her friend who she asked to check her mail, she basically admits that she didn’t really prearrange anything and just mailed her key assuming it would be done. Next she writes out all the details of her various bill-paying arrangements and, like a kid with ADD, moves on to start talking about her friends.

The real kicker is when she asks “anyone” to drive her car around and basically lets millions of people on the internet know that her keys are right in the car. You know, just in case someone wants to steal it while she’s locked in the BB house.

She writes a small section addressing Carol and then talks about the other people in the house…

Joe if you go home this week and read the message boards, which I am sure you will, I have been figuring out ever angle for you to stay and it just isn’t good enough, Evel if you are reading this…phew..thank everyone you are not here, and stop talking about everyone you “know” and stop “name dropping” its seriously out of control, I am sure the the show has a montage count of how many names you have dropped by now…hahaha. Anyhow. Just to let everyone know this is so so much fun and even just being here has been a blast and I truly don’t care if I win in the end and It think that me getting 2nd is better then me getting 1st :-)

After reading her little comments about Dick, it makes his HoH victory tonight even sweeter!

Lastly, she shouts out her website and myspace page, asking everyone to go add her as a friend.

also if you want to be my myspace friend you can find the link from my website www.JenJohnsonModel.com..its linked to the bottom of the first page…and I have my best friend Kara running it for me :-) thanks again! :-)

She includes a few more sentences about how she loves typing, even though she has nothing to write about, and makes a remark about her “sexy unitard”.

I half expected her to sign it “Be Adequite” like Lindsay Lohan and then go take some pictures holding a knife to her friend’s throat or flashing her vagina while getting out of a car.

It’s frightening that Jen is in charge of someone’s children.

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Joe evicted, Dick is HOH

Joe was evicted tonight in a 9-1 vote. Dick won HoH! Awesome!!! Hopefully Kail, Jen, Mike or Zach will be evicted this week!

Dick is the HOH for week 3

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Kaysar was on House Calls today too

Kaysar’s been on House Calls a couple times this season, but this time I wasn’t at work, so I actually got a chance to watch most of it. He said if he was in the house, he would form an alliance with Nick (which might be the hottest alliance in BB history) and he wouldn’t target the floaters like he did in BB6. He said a lot of other stuff, but I think I was too busy ogling him like a horny school girl to really pay attention.

Kaysar on House Calls 2

Here’s a screencap from the show. You can view full episodes of House Calls on the CBS Big Brother site… and you can click this link to see his appearance on July 12th.

I loved seeing him on, but I’m really missing his facial hair. It makes him look even hotter.

Here he is from July 12th, with the facial hair…

Kaysar on House Calls July 12th

And here he is from today’s show without it

Kaysar on House Calls July 19th

See what I mean? C’mon Kaysar, grow it back!

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Wanna see Nick’s MySpace page?

I was checking Joker’s Updates a few minutes ago and I noticed they have a link to Nick’s MySpace page. I’m assuming they have links to most of the HGs pages, but right now I’m on a Nick thing and I only care about his.

Check it out here: http://www.myspace.com/neatguytwo

On it, you can find hot pictures like this one and more info about Nick. This is really just an excuse for me to put another picture of Nick with no shirt on up on this blog.

Nick's topless myspace photo

And here’s what Nick had to say in his About Me section:

Just got back from pro football overseas… I’m originally from Minnesota… Currently I am in Shepparton, Australia teaching:D Feel free to ask anything :D What have I done w/ my life… hmmm I was on MTV back in the day (3-4 years ago), I used to fitness model (in Cali) I managed an Abercrombie and Fitch around the time I fitness modeled… Now I am currently teaching P.E./Outdoor Ed. in Australia until May…then who knows what I’ll be doing… I’m sure it’ll be an adventure though :D Woo HOO Like Tim Robbins say, “Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying” Sports… Pop And Locking Like The Guy In The Blue Tux From Footloose Trying to Be As Cool Or Cooler as Ferris Bueller Or Marty McFly Every man dies, not every man really lives…If You Fall From A Skyscraper Go Really Limp Like A Dummy, Someone May Try and Catch You Because “HEY, Free Dummy!”…. Probably The Saddest Thing You’ll Ever See Is A Mosquito Sucking A Mummy, Forget It Little Friend…Veritas Aequitas About Me: ALL AMERICAN D2 FOOTBALL PLAYER …I think A.C. Slater quite possibly could be the dreamiest guy ever (sigh)… I Like Parties But I Don’t Like Pinatas because the Pinata Promotes Violence to Flamboyant Animals… I Find It Ironic How Cologne Rhymes With Alone… Sorta Only Means Something After Certain Sentences, Like I Love You and You’re Going To Live…

 

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Dustin vs Joe

Last night, Joe and Dustin got into a semi-fight when Dustin said he would not vote to keep Joe. Joe went on a rant about why Dustin just had to save him. He even begged for his vote and brought all this other stuff in from their past relationship. The fight was one of the more entertaining moments this season and some lovely person put it on YouTube. Here it is. It’s a bit long, about 40 minutes total, but you can view it here in four parts.

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Ok, I now have a crush on Nick

Last night I realized that I totally have a crush on Nick. Like Hardy and Kaysar before him, he is this year’s uber hottie. Here are a few reasons why I’m hoping Nick wins, or at least makes it to sequester.

Two tickets to the gun showReason 1: He’s got a killer body.
As we all saw during his intro video, Nick’s happy to give America two tickets to the gun show. While he was once listed as a pro football player and now merely as “former football player”, we can tell just by looking at him that he is clearly a dude who has spent some time in a weight room. His hot bod totally reminds me of Hardy from BB2, who just so happened to be one of my favorite players from that season. Maybe it’s the Hardy association that makes me like Nick, but whatever the cause, I’m definitely a fan of Nick’s killer bod.

Nick flirts with the cameraReason 2: He’s funny.
Nick’s got a dry sense of humor that makes it hard to tell if he’s joking or being totally serious. He makes wise cracks with a completely straight face and people like Jen can find that difficult to interpret. I remember thinking he was really funny during a conversation he had with Danielle in the hammock during the first week. Zach was there and saying he thought Danielle was the best looking girl in the house, while Nick joked about her being fat and flirtatiously teased her. He’s made a bunch of really funny statements since then, but those crucial early moments made me take notice of his sense of humor.

Nick, Zach and Eric pile upReason 3: Everybody loves Nick.
Since the first week in, it seems like practically everyone in the house has developed a crush on him. He flirted with Danielle, but Joe also had a crush on him right away. The fact that almost all the girls in the house think he’s a babe, and a lot of the guys do too is further proof that Nick’s got the goods. Amber has claimed to have a brother-sister relationship with him, despite her flirtatious body language and Jen wants him so bad she started making up lies about him kissing her. He doesn’t just drive the girls and the gay boys crazy, even supposedly straight boys like Eric seem to have a strong attraction to him.

Dani and Nick in the supply roomReason 4: He really cares about Danielle.
Not only does Nick have a crush on this year’s buxom blonde bombshell, but he seems to really like her as a friend too. Nick’s been adamant about trying to mend her relationship with Dick and he’s very attentive to her when she seems to be feeling down. Last night, she was hanging out in the storage room feeling bummed out when he came in to cheer her up. It’s so sweet. Their relationship isn’t like a lot of other BB shomances because it seems like there’s real emotion at the heart of it. He’s even openly professed his love for her a few times.

Nick’s tattooReason 5: He has that cool tattoo.
I’m not quite sure what it says, but I like it. I’m just happy he doesn’t have the typical fratboy, wanna be gangsta tattoo of some phrase in Olde English writing. His tattoo seems pretty detailed and it looks like real body art as opposed to just some cursive letters on his arm. In the long history of really cut guys with tattoos in Big Brother, I would have to say his is the best. A lot can be said for a cool tattoo.

Nick slicked backReason 6: He looks good in anything.
Lately it seems like every time I see Nick, he’s rocking some different look. Almost every season, the hot dudes in the house get bored and start messing around with their look in search of something fun to do. Usually, the results are disastrous. In Nick’s case, it seems like everything he puts on looks great on him. That’s the mark of a true hottie. The other day he had a fedora on, which normally annoys me, but it looked super good on him. Also, I saw him with his hair slicked back and some aviator shades on. While it reminded me a little bit of the Kevin-Federline-types, it was still really cute.

Nick smilesReason 7: Did I mention he’s hot?!
Seriously, Nick’s got to be the best looking guy in the house this season. I dig his personality, he’s cut, he’s got a really cute smile and the soul patch compliments his lips. I can already tell he’s going to be the Kaysar of this season, at least for me. I just hope his sticks around a little longer than Kaysar did.

Go Nick!

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Veto updates

Danielle used the veto to save herself.

Jen nominated Joe to replace Danielle.

As of tonight, most of the house wants Joe out instead of Dick.

Nick and Zach seem like they want to break out of the Mrs. Robinson alliance.

There has been a lot of talk about getting Kail out next week because she keeps separating herself from the group and never hangs out with everyone else.

Nick is trying to play it down, but his main alliance is to Danielle.

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Jen’s Reign of Jealousy

This week so far…

Jen is HOH

She nominated Dick and Danielle (because she’s stupid and ugly and she’s super jealous of Danielle… but that’s just my opinion)

Danielle won POV

Jen, in her red leotard, talks to Joe about vetoThe house was trying to get Jen to replace Danielle with Joe or Zach, but now it looks like Amber will go up instead of Danielle, putting her against Dick.

It seems that Dick will be voted out, but it’s only Monday so things could change before the eviction on Thursday.

Oh, and as a result of the POV competition, Jen has to wear a red leotard for the rest of the week. Awesome. She’s so self-conscious anyway that this should really drive her insane.

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Another week of Jen?!

Last night, Carol became the first person evicted from the house in a 10-1 vote. We also learned the results of the America’s Player vote when Eric cast his vote to evict Carol.

Carol’s exit interview with Julie was unbearably boring, she seemed totally stunned by the cameras and lights and she basically had noting to say. When Julie asked her a question, she’d just stare on blankly for a few seconds before her brain could process an answer. The whole thing was dripping with that kind of fake politeness and cheery attitude you normally see in beauty pageants.

There was also a brief biography of Dick, which featured interviews with his son and his mother. It gave a bit more information about his feud with his daughter and why they haven’t spoken in years. Apparently, Dick had loaned Danielle some money, she didn’t pay it back and he “handled it wrong”, according to his son, Vincent. I still wanted to know more, but I think they’re saving it for later in hopes there will be a grand reconciliation between the two family members inside the house.

The second HOH competitionAfter the eviction, all the HGs headed off to the back yard to play the HOH competition. It was a majority-rule
game where they stayed in the game if they answered the same way as the majority of the house. I kept thinking that Joe might win, or possibly Eric. I was already wondering about the influence viewers would have if America’s Player won HOH. Would we be able to control nominations? Maybe we could vote for Eric to nominate Jen and get that annoying skank out of the house forever!

My hopes were shattered when it got down to the tie-breaker question. Julie asked, “How many gallons of water does the teacup in the back yard hold?” Everyone guessed high, over 100 gallons, except for Jen who wrote down 41. I rolled my eyes thinking she was going to be so wrong. The teacup is huge and could probably hold as much as a hot tub.

Julie said the correct answer was nine. Nine?! What?! She explained that, because of the open entrance, it could only hold nine gallons of water. It seemed like a trick question because everyone else seemed to assume she meant the whole teacup if there was a door holding the water in. Maybe I just thought it was a trick question because Jen won and, just like everyone in the house, I can’t stand her.

So this week Jen is HOH and it seems like she’s going to nominate Dick and Danielle. Lame! I don’t like Dick, but I will admit that he keeps the show interesting. Danielle’s also valuable to the entertainment value of the show because Nick seems really into her and their romance could make for good television. Hopefully, one of the less entertaining people will be voted out this week instead so it doesn’t turn boring before things really get rolling in the game.

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Jen is HOH

Oh no! No! Say it ain’t so! No!!!!!!!!!! The most annoying person in the house (yes, even more annoying than Joe) is now HOH! This is terrible!

Yuck! Jen is the new HOH!

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Eviction tonight

I’ve been a bit bored with the show since it’s all old news at this point.

Hopefully, after tonight’s eviction things will pick up and the show will start to correspond with the stuff we see on the feeds and Showtime.

I’m hoping Amber goes tonight because I think she’s a moron, but it’ll probably be Carol, which is fine because she’s super boring.
We’ll see.

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The Iraqi Peach was on House Calls

Ok, so I didn’t really post this on the 12th, but Kaysar was on House Calls and looking hot!

Kaysar on House Calls July 12th

He and Gretchen talked about Jen’s ego and compulsive lying. It was pretty funny to hear. Here’s a screen cap. Click here to go to the July 12th episode of House Calls.

Kaysar on House Calls July 12th

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Amber might be the stupidest player ever

After watching BBAD tonight, I think we might be dealing with the stupidest group of house guests in BB history.

Carol was heard saying, “What’s the Diary Room?” a few days ago. Tonight I heard Jameka talking about who would vote for her in the sequester house. I wanted to jump into the tv and yell, “There hasn’t even been one eviction yet! You can’t make all your moves for the jury in sequester when you might not even make it that far! Instead of worrying what will happen in September, why don’t you try playing the game now!”

As much as those two comments were utterly idiotic, it’s Amber who throws the stupidity curve with her black-hole of a brain. Knowledge goes in, only to never be heard from again.

Amber can feed herself?!Just a few moments ago, I turned on BBAD to hear a conversation between Amber, Dustin and Dick. They were talking about how they want to get Jen out next week (and who can blame them, she’s horrible) when Dustin asked Dick, “If you get HOH would you backdoor Jen or would you just put her up?” Amber stopped the conversation completely and asked, “Danielle already tried to explain it to me, but what does backdoor mean?”

Has she ever seen the show? It’s not really that complicated! Seriously, sometimes I’m amazed that this girl can even feed herself! How sad it is that she’s someone’s mother.

Poor Dick and Dustin tried to explain to her what the term means. They tried to use examples, explaining how to play the Veto to put someone up when they can’t save themselves. Still, she looked on with that vacant stare and the entire conversation went completely over her head.

I understand that it’s hard for any cast to compare to the skill and calculation of last year’s all-stars, but this is just insane. It’s like someone got the casting for this show and The Real World mixed up and all those twenty-something morons ended up in the Big Brother house.

I want Amber and Jen gone in the next two weeks because I just can’t keep watching them say one stupid thing after another anymore. It’s not even fun to watch the feeds or BBAD when all you see is noobs that don’t even understand basic rules and concepts of the game they’re playing!

I’m going to go watch some Big Brother 7 All-Stars clips on YouTube to clear my head.

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Episode 2 - America’s Player and Jen’s ugly picture

Tonight’s episode would have brought a lot of information to light if I hadn’t already known about it from watching the feeds and BB After Dark.

We learned that Dick’s a name-dropper and that he has never been close with Danielle. I’m still curious to explore Danielle’s past because she stated that her only real parents were her grandparents and Dick has previously mentioned foster care in a conversation about her that was cut-off during BBAD. I think some very dramatic and hurtful stuff went on between then, but I don’t know when, if ever, they’ll want to delve into it on the air.

We also got to see the food competition, which was pretty bland at this point it the game. I don’t have strong feelings for any of the HGs, so it doesn’t really matter to me if they’re on slop or not. The only major highlight of the food competition was Eric (who loudly declares his heterosexuality at every turn) rubbing up Joe with a gleeful eagerness that few straight men would have.

Also, Jen made some harsh comments about Dick when he offered to scrape the fake butter concoction off her body. She said in the diary room that Dick was a creepy old man and she didn’t want him feeling her up. He seemed exceptionally pissed off about this, and I think it was because it’s pretty true. Dick is the old guy of the house and he is vain and wants to seem younger. It kills him for everyone knows he is old enough to have a daughter in her twenties and it kills him to be thought of as the horny old man.

Jen’s ugly pictureAside from the food comp, the only really exciting part of the episode was when Jen had a total meltdown when she saw her picture on the wall. Everyone walked over to check out their pictures on the wall, remarking how they looked or how they had styled their hair. Jen saw her picture, covered it with her hand, and started bawling that she looked ugly and the lighting gave her bags under her eyes that she swears she didn’t have.

Not since Brooke from The Real World flipped out over an invitation to go bowling have I seen a more unwarranted freak out.

Hopefully, someone will post it on YouTube and I’ll be able to put it up on the blog.

The only other segment of note was the first mission assigned to America’s Player, Eric. While most of America hates Eric, he’s the only player in the game we can send on missions, so we have to live with it. I was expecting the option of choosing from various missions for him, or secret assignments. Instead, the AP section said “Eric must make up a dramatic story about his past, who should he tell this story to?” Our only choices are who he gets to make up a lie to? We can only choose who he’ll do something to, not what he’ll do? Lame!

America’s Player seemed like such a cool idea, but it seems like the show really dropped the ball there. I would have changed my tune about Eric if he at least mattered enough to be an instrument of the viewers. Instead, it’s just another dumb twist invented by CBS to try to make viewers think they’re somehow involved in the game and not just reality tv spectators like they are on every other show. If Eric’s only tasks are stupid like this, I’m keeping my fingers crossed that he goes next week and we can put this whole stupid America’s Player thing to bed.

As I said, the episode was wholly boring because all this action happened days ago. We’ve known about the nominations, the food competition, the PoV and all the scheming for a long time through the feeds and BBAD. I can’t wait until next week when we’re all caught up and things are happening in real time.

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