Amber might be the stupidest player ever

After watching BBAD tonight, I think we might be dealing with the stupidest group of house guests in BB history.

Carol was heard saying, “What’s the Diary Room?” a few days ago. Tonight I heard Jameka talking about who would vote for her in the sequester house. I wanted to jump into the tv and yell, “There hasn’t even been one eviction yet! You can’t make all your moves for the jury in sequester when you might not even make it that far! Instead of worrying what will happen in September, why don’t you try playing the game now!”

As much as those two comments were utterly idiotic, it’s Amber who throws the stupidity curve with her black-hole of a brain. Knowledge goes in, only to never be heard from again.

Amber can feed herself?!Just a few moments ago, I turned on BBAD to hear a conversation between Amber, Dustin and Dick. They were talking about how they want to get Jen out next week (and who can blame them, she’s horrible) when Dustin asked Dick, “If you get HOH would you backdoor Jen or would you just put her up?” Amber stopped the conversation completely and asked, “Danielle already tried to explain it to me, but what does backdoor mean?”

Has she ever seen the show? It’s not really that complicated! Seriously, sometimes I’m amazed that this girl can even feed herself! How sad it is that she’s someone’s mother.

Poor Dick and Dustin tried to explain to her what the term means. They tried to use examples, explaining how to play the Veto to put someone up when they can’t save themselves. Still, she looked on with that vacant stare and the entire conversation went completely over her head.

I understand that it’s hard for any cast to compare to the skill and calculation of last year’s all-stars, but this is just insane. It’s like someone got the casting for this show and The Real World mixed up and all those twenty-something morons ended up in the Big Brother house.

I want Amber and Jen gone in the next two weeks because I just can’t keep watching them say one stupid thing after another anymore. It’s not even fun to watch the feeds or BBAD when all you see is noobs that don’t even understand basic rules and concepts of the game they’re playing!

I’m going to go watch some Big Brother 7 All-Stars clips on YouTube to clear my head.

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