Amber evicted, Zach HOH
Brangelina of BB6
Kaysar was on House Calls yesterday and looking good again. Sigh, I miss having him to look at on the live feeds.
Janelle was on the show today and looked gorgeous, as always. I swear that girl is pretty close to physically perfect. So not fair for the rest of us women.
Kaysar’s on all the time (which I love!). And for the guys out there, Janelle (AKA the Angelina Jolie of Big Brother) will be on House Calls again tomorrow.
Anyway, not much else to post. We’ll see what happens after the eviction tonight. (Fingers crossed that Daniele or Dick win HOH so I can be sure they’re not going home this coming week.)
“You’re so beautiful, you could be a part-time model”
I loved how CBS basically made fun of Amber on this past episode by showing all the times she’s said she could be a model. The ultimate was when they showed a clip of her saying, “I know I could go on top model because I have the face and the hair and the body… and the personality.” This was immediately followed by a shot of her looking not-so-supermodel-slim in her bikini. CBS also had shots of her shoving handfuls of pretzels into her mouth and talking about how she’s going to be on the cover of all the magazines when the show is over.
It reminded be of the Flight of the Conchords song that has the lyrics, “You’re so beautiful, you could be a part-time model, but you’d probably still have to keep your normal job.”
The entire montage on the show was so mean. Downright mean. CBS was totally humiliating her on tv….. but at the same time, it was really funny because Amber lives in her own little world where she’s Gisele Bunchen or the next Oprah.
The sad thing is, when the season is over, I wouldn’t be surprised to see her on the Tyra Banks show or some other daytime gab-fest talking about her life. If horrific role models like Paris Hilton can be rewarded for their stupidity and criminal behavior, I guess Amber should have her shot too.
Veto update
When we last left off, HOH Jessica had nominated Amber and Zach for eviction this week. Her smarmy little showmance, Eric, won the Power of Veto. Today was the veto ceremony. Eric did not use the veto and the nominations stayed the same. I’m guessing that Amber will go this week because most people think she’s an idiot and America will probably vote to evict her too. Amber seems so out of touch with reality in the house that it would be easy for people to vote her out. On top of that, she’s not really smart enough to process the game, so she probably wouldn’t even have any hard feelings towards Jessica or Eric if they made it to the end. It doesn’t really matter who goes between Zach and Amber, both have skated by for too long in my opinion. The veto was a yawner and everyone is getting along for the most part. If someone from the Jesus alliance was going to be voted out, I’d prefer Jameka because Amber’s idiotic theories make for some funny moments.
In other news, The Power of 10 episode with Danielle and Amber airs on Tuesday. It might be another chance to catch Amber saying some totally stupid stuff on national tv.
The eviction is Thursday and maybe something exciting will happen with HOH.
Until then, we’ll just be bored for the week.
Dick Donato FTW!
Jessica nominated Zach and Amber
Eric won the Power of Veto
I’m hoping that the nominations stay the same, or that they use the veto to nominate Jameka. That way, they are guaranteed to take out someone from the Jesus alliance. I believe that the America’s Player vote was for Eric to get Amber nominated, and he succeeded. Now, hopefully, America will vote for him to evict her.
At the same time, this would be an ideal time for Jess and Eric to target Dick or Danielle. They would be making two huge enemies in the jury house, but almost everyone else there would probably applaud them for backstabbing the Donatos. If Eric used the veto and they nominated Danielle, they would probably be able to control the vote and only Dick would vote for her to stay. The same goes for Dick… but a lot of people have expressed that they want to be in the final two with Dick because he’s been such a , well, such a dick to everyone.
I would really love for Dick to make it to the final two because I’d be anxious to see if this works like BB2 and the person believed to be the most evil ends up winning the money.
The one glaring difference between this season and BB2 is the sequester house. In BB2, the HGs were allowed to go home and watch all the episodes before they cast their vote for the winner on finale night. Nowadays though, the jury is kept locked up in sequester, which keeps them mentally in the game instead of allowing them to reflect on it from a distance. For that reason, all those people who hated Dick when they were voted out might still hate him on finale night.
I’m just going to keep my fingers crossed that Dick stays this week and (hopefully) makes it to the final two. He’s been a kick ass player this year and he’s playing an adapted version of the infamous Dr. Will strategy. I never thought that could work a second time, but it seems to be going alright for Dick. I’d just like to see another Chill-Town-esque victory this season.
Jen evicted 6-0, Jess is HOH
I was kind of sad to see Jen go last night. I think Dick and Danielle have made some stupid moves and that Eric and the float herd are getting it too easy. Jen would have been a great wild card to have down the road somewhere.
I also think it was sad the way she had to go out. She totally had a breakdown. I think Jen is one of those people that is really fun, social, and happy. It was probably hard for her to be in a situation where she was so hated by everyone around her, completely double crossed by her new friends, and she felt like she was being tortured by the powers that be over in the production office.
People like Keith over at BB Chatter have been freaking out about Jen’s penalty, calling CBS to protest, and calling Alison Grodner some not-so-nice names on their sites. I don’t really see what all the fuss is about. Like I said, it’s a tv show. The producers can do anything they please and throw any sort of twists or turns into the season that they want. That’s how tv works. The show was lagging and I’m sure they were jumping for joy when Jen started going crazy and destroying things and eating.
I think it was kind of sad to watch, really. I mean, when she was destroying Dick’s cigs, she seemed like that bratty kind of girl she’s been in the past. While it was mean, it all seemed kind of like a game for her. Then after she started crying and nonstop eating, she seemed to be completely losing it. When she started attacking Dick and trying to grab a lit cigarette out of his hand, she looked like she was in the middle of a total Mariah Carey style break down. As she was screaming about burning herself, I just ended up feeling really, really bad for her.
On a side note, as much as I think the producers were not at all in the wrong with their decisions about Jen, I do think that it interfered with the game in a way that could end up changing things a lot in the house. Danielle started the stupidity by nominating Jen, who was in her alliance, in the veto ceremony. Still, it looked like Jen might stay and Jameka (who you all know that I hate) would go home. Then Jen added to the shit storm by flipping out and losing her mind. CBS wanted to punish her, but the penalty nomination meant nothing to her and she already said that she wanted to bail before going to the sequester house. None of their punishments meant anything to her. To me, that would have been the perfect time to keep Jen in the house because she was so completely out of her mind that she would have never been able to focus on the game from that point on. Yeah, it’s not fun to live with a crazy lady, but it might get you closer to the $500K to keep her around. I think the producers worried that players like Dick or Danielle would see that their best strategic move might be to keep Jen in the house and watch her unravel while they eliminated on of the Jesus twins. When Grodner and co. say this, they probably put the pressure on the HGs in the Diary Room to vote Jen out. If people weren’t going to vote their way, they would still have the penalty nom against Jen, they could lock up the America’s Player vote, and they could try to persuade a couple more people to vote her out. Bottom line: regardless of the game, the producers wanted Jen gone and that’s why she got evicted this week.
I can see how people are saying that it’s not fair. It definitely isn’t fair. The producers seemed to directly intervene when they saw that Jen was going to be a problem child in the house. Still, it’s a tv show and they have the right to do whatever they want. It’s like when there’s a problem actor on a tv series and the producers figure out a way to kill the character so that they can fire the actor and rid themselves of the conflict. Yes, BB isn’t a scripted tv series, but reality tv follows the same basic principles. I’m guessing that Survivor isn’t fair either, we just don’t have a 24/7 feed to see all the behind-the-scenes string pulling that takes place. But that’s cool…. it’s tv, not the Olympics. It doesn’t have to be fair.
Anyway, just wanted to weight in on the episode last night.
I’m hoping that Jessica nominated Amber and maybe Zach this week, but who knows how things go. I still want Dick to win because I think he’s playing this game in an entirely different way than everyone else (kinda like Dr. Will did) and that it’s been paying off for him so far. He’s a huge threat and yet, somehow he’s managing to escape eviction. That’s so Dr. Will. Everyone knows they need to take him out, but due to his bad behavior, they all kind of want to be sitting with him in the final two.
Ultimately, I’d like to see Amber, Jameka, or Zach gone this week so that Eric/Jess and Dick/Danielle could start to battle for the final four. Don’t make the BB6 mistake, get the float herd while you have the chance. I don’t particularly like Eric or Jess, but I think they’ve played the game well so far and I wouldn’t be bummed to see them in the final four…. with Dick and Danielle of course.
Eric and Jess… really?
Photo by Branbees at BB Chatter
On the show tonight, there was a little segment about Eric and Jessica and it looks like they really are into each other. It all just seems so odd. I mean, neither one is a prize as far as personality, but I’m still surprised that Jessica is into that twitchy little weasel.
As we all know, America voted to have Eric give the Woobie to Jessica and, upon receiving the task, he proclaimed, “We’re practically engaged in the house.” After he gave her the Woobie, they cuddled in her bed for a while.
This is one showmance that I just can’t handle. The thought of Eric and Jess making out on camera brings back nauseating memories of Erica and Boogie from All Stars…… yuck!
First ever penalty nomination!
From Morty’sTV:
Last Night : While Amber and Daniele were out of the house on their “mystery trip,” all hell broke loose in the Big Brother house when Jen took Dick’s cigarettes, crushed them and poured bleach on them (VIDEO) in the SR. Then, Jen goes to the kitchen and makes herself a turkey burger, which she eats followed by an apple, a half pink of cottage cheese, a cucumber and another turkey burger. This is shocking, because Jen is on the slop diet. Jen’s behavior earned her the first ever penalty nomination in US BB history. Next week, Jen will be on the block with the two nominees selected by the HoH.
Jen will not be able to compete in the PoV, and no one will be allowed to use the PoV to take her off the block. The alliance of Jessica, Eric, Dick and Daniele figure this is a perfect excuse to evict Jameka this week, and as much as Dick hates to have her around for another week, they are planning to evict Jen next week.
Looks like my prayers may have been answered (no pun intended) and Jameka could be leaving this week! But that’s not all… Morty’s also reported this:
A New Plan: While sitting on the patio, Dick and Zach came up with a plan. Because Jen will be on the block next week, and since it’s a forgone conclusion that everyone will vote to evict Jen [as Dustin was sure that everyone who vote to evict Dick], they think they should throw the HoH contest to Amber. Why Amber? If Amber wins HoH, then the next week she won’t be eligible compete in that HoH contest. This virtually secures, Jessica, Eric, Zach, Dick and Daniele as the final five. Dick is exuberant over this new plan. Dick goes inside to use the bathroom, and Zach, alone says out loud, “It wasn’t your idea, it was mine. You think you came up with it all on your own. You think you’re in charge, but you’re not. I will take you to the end, then I will kick your ass.” (VIDEO)
I’m just really psyched about all these new changes because it’s actually something entertaining… which the show has been lacking for a few weeks. I was really happy when Dustin got evicted for the very same reasons. The look on his face, the total shock, the way that Amber (and to a lesser extent Jameka) had no idea…. it was all totally priceless. Crazy stuff is what makes for good tv. I’m glad to see that things are finally heating up again.
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CBS finally shows how stupid Amber is!
On tonight’s episode, there was an entire montage showing Amber’s complete lack of understanding for 99% of words in the English language. They showed her asking about the difference between “charismatic” and “charming”, then they showed all the times she’s asked, “What does [insert any word a five-year-old would know] mean?”. On the list: outed, backdoor, peanut gallery, superficial, sub-alliance, perceive, implication, and my personal favorite… integrity.
I guess it’s no surprise that Amber tells lies all the time and then, in the same breath, claims she’s never told a lie in the entire course of the game. She stabs her friends in the back, she spreads rumors, and she claims to be doing all this for God. She has no integrity, so it shouldn’t be shocking that she also has no clue what the word means.
I’m just so happy that the producers finally acknowledged the fact that Amber is the biggest idiot on network tv. I sometimes wonder if she ever completed third grade. Even Dick remarked that Amber’s eight-year-old daughter probably has a more extensive vocabulary than her mother.
Amber and Jameka nominated, Danielle wins Veto
It looks like Danielle made a smart move and nominated Jameka and Amber. I’m glad because I really can’t stand either of that dynamic duo. Hopefully one of them will go home this week and not Jen or some other totally irrelevant target.
UPDATE Not enough for a whole new post but…
Danielle won the veto, giving her a perfect opportunity to backdoor Eric or Jess….. but Danielle makes really bad decisions in this game, so she’ll probably put up Jen and get her evicted. Oh well, maybe Dick will win HOH next week and the Donato reign of blunders will continue.
Dustin evicted 4-2, Danielle HOH
Aw yeah! This rocks so hard! Even though I can’t stand Danielle and I think she’s a horrible whiner, I know that if she’s HOH, Dick is safe.
More to come.
Kaysar was on House Calls yet again
My favorite part was when he said, “Whether you hate Dick or you love Dick, he’s the show at this point.” See! Even Kaysar thinks Dick is what makes the show fun!
If you missed House Calls this afternoon, you can always check out the archives on the CBS official site.
Is it all a spool of lies?
Today, the HGs were visited by some interesting characters. First, a little person in a Mad Hatter costume appeared and kept repeating common phrases. Then, BB made an announcement that it was 12:36 and 47 seconds. Next, the HGs went outside to find a pirate on stilts and a barber shop quartet. When they returned inside, there were three white rabbits on the dining room table and a living statue near the front door.
All these things have set their heads spinning and they’re frantically trying to figure out the meaning behind these symbols. It’s like watching a moron version of the Da Vinci Code. I’m not sure what it all means, but I’m happy that it gave them all something else to talk about besides the same boring crap they’ve been rehashing for the past few days. While everyone racked their brain, Eric seemed rather disinterested in the clues, making Dustin and Jessica suspicious.
At the same time, Eric must have received his orders from America and I’m guessing they said he has to vote out Dustin. (Thank you America!) He’s been campaigning to vote Dustin out all day and he’s even cut a deal with Dick and Danielle to keep them in the house. Meanwhile, Dustin has proclaimed that he is 99% certain he is staying in the house and not at all worried about being evicted. It would be so awesome if he got voted out tomorrow. The look on his face would be completely priceless. This show is lacking big surprise votes and that could really shake things up.
On that note, I want to address all the people who constantly whine that being America’s Player in hindering Eric’s game and that it’s not fair. This also goes for all the people who say, “Dick’s mean, they shouldn’t have to live with him. He should be voted out.”
First, quit whining. You’re as bad as Danielle.
Second, being America’s Player is probably the only thing that makes Eric even memorable in this cast. The dude is lame, let’s face it. He’s boring, his freaky pointy eyebrow is annoying, and he wishes he was cool so badly that it’s embarrassing to watch. If Eric wasn’t America’s Player, you’d have all hated him and wanted him gone in the second week. May I remind you that most people hated Eric in the first week and hoped he would get voted out instead of Carol. Now, all of a sudden, everyone loves Eric and wants to keep him so they can have a hand in the game through the AP vote.
I feel the same about all the people on various boards, blogs, etc. that are bashing Dick for his antics. Everyone gets all worked up when Dick calls someone out, pours a drink on Jen’s head, or makes fun of Jameka’s hypocritical Christianity. Do I need to remind you guys that his is a tv show? It’s supposed to have heroes and villains and outbursts are what keep it entertaining. Would you rather watch Dustin and Jessica lounge around in bed all day long or Amber repeating herself about her meth use over and over? Dick starting shit within the game is what makes this a tv show and not a university sociology study. Let’s not forget that without the show and the ratings, there would be no $500,000, no house, no internet feed, no daily three hour Showtime spin off, no chat rooms, no blogs, and no fans. This whole thing would cease to exist if people didn’t watch… and part of the reason people watch is so that they can see others behaving badly and having screaming fights, all from the comforts of their own couch.
I’m truly hoping that Dustin is evicted this week because it would be something entertaining. In my opinion, the show’s been lacking anything captivating for a while now. Maybe if Dustin is caught off guard, he’ll have a little diva fit on his way out the door.
Even better would be if all these clues were the sign of another twist. Perhaps someone will come back in the house, perhaps we’ll have a platinum veto, perhaps we’ll have a double HOH. Who can know for sure? The point is, hopefully the producers are cooking up a way to breathe some life into this show because it’s starting to hit that mid season slump.
No one online is quite sure of the meaning behind today’s visitors to the house, but I hope the whole thing is a symbol of coming change, and not just a spool of lies.
Tonight’s episode
First off, Jameka is a fucking psycho. I’ve never seen anyone who thinks effective arguing is clapping in someone’s face. Dick wasn’t freaking out and screaming, but everyone was screaming at him. Then Jameka started screaming at Dick and started clapping about two inches from his face. I don’t even know what that was. That seems more like a method you’d use to discipline a pet than to try to explain your point to another human being.
Next, the Nerd Herd 2.0 makes me a little nauseous. I was grossed out by Eric and Dustin’s gloating after Jessica won HOH to first time I watched it, now they have to recap the pervious episode and I have to watch Eric’s little Tom Cruise fist pound and Princess Dustin prancing around like he’s Bobby Trendy a second time! I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Jessica is totally that bitchy popular girl in your school who lives by being two-faced and throwing out backhanded compliments. This past week, Jessica was finally important in the game for the first time and it went to her head faster than Dick and Dustin’s HOH power combined. From the fucktard ego bed-in that she and Dustin had to her little snippy way of answering questions during the HOH, watching Jessica has been about as tolerable as rubbing your elbow on a cheese grater.
On to Amber… I think if someone offered me $500K to be in a room with her for five minutes, I’d turn it down. These poor people have to live with her for months in this game. I think Dick’s points during the argument he had with Jameka and Amber were harsh, but totally accurate. He called Jamka on her hypocritical Christianity, made fun of her clapping in his face, and called Amber on the horrible example she is setting for her daughter. It was brutal, but it needed to be said. Amber is the worst person I’ve seen play this show since horrible Jennifer from BB6. The fact that Amber prays to God for things like “if I get HOH, please let Jameka get her perm” is so absurd that it defies the imagination. So, now the BB producers are God? Because they’re the only ones that can put a couple bottles of relaxer in Amber’s HOH basket. Oh, and did anyone hear the Jameka/Amber conversation where Amber said she wants to go on America’s Next Top Model after BB because she’s “got the hair and the face” for it?! Out… of… control. I don’t know what universe she lives in!
I love that Dick is fighting with everyone. He makes this show so much more entertaining and makes the game fun. Just like Howie’s “Busto” flip out in BB6, Dick’s many conflicts make for good tv. I’m glad he won the veto, but I’m sure he’ll use it to save Danielle and he’ll end up going home this week. The saddest part of it is Danielle is such an ungrateful little brat that she probably won’t even say thank you.
I am to the point where I really hate almost everyone on this show. It’s BARELY tolerable watch anymore. If Dick gets voted out this week, I don’t even know if I’ll keep covering it regularly. I might go to one a week updates, or just post basic stuff like who’s up, who has veto, etc.
Thankfully, I have awesome shows like Flight of the Conchords to watch after BB, so I can forget about my hour of ocular rape and actually enjoy watching tv again.
BB8 = BB6
After the big Eric/Amber confrontation, I was sure Eric would be leaving this past Thursday. I’ve been protesting the feeds and BBAD since Nick’s eviction, so I never saw the Nerd Herd come back together and decide to vote Kail out. Even though I don’t like Kail, I was pretty sad to see her leave because it meant Eric stayed and the Donatos would be target #1.
I was even more horrified when Jessica won HOH and Eric and Dustin engaged in such excessive celebration that it was almost sickening. I understand that they’re happy, their ally is in control and they can put up Dick and Danielle. Still, I don’t remember the other team gloating so much when they won HOH. Last week when Danielle won after her closest friend had been booted, I didn’t see her jumping up and down and taunting the other team or vowing revenge.
What was most surprising to me is the way that this season is playing out. It all seems eerily similar to BB6 when the cool team, the Sovereign 6, made the critical error of putting up James, an ally who they had suspected was playing both sides. They let the original Nerd Heard (see picture) get in their heads and convince them to put up one of their own instead of one of the opposing team. This meant they had cut James and Sarah from their alliance, thus losing their numerical upper hand in the game.
This year, the Donatos made the completely stupid decision to cut out Nick, someone who had vowed never to turn on either one of them. By eliminating someone who would have been their biggest ally, they let the Nerd Herd 2.o get in their heads and they lost all power in the house.
Just like in BB6, after the stronger players self-destructed their own alliance, the weaker players were able to pick them of one by one.
I think it’s totally fair that the Donatos have to pay the price for their fuck up. For them, this will be the summer of consequences. Dick and Danielle SHOULD be voted out because they’re not playing the game very well.
At the same time, this IS a tv show and Dick, in particular, is one of the most entertaining HGs ever. He’s confrontational, he’s loud, he stands out, all these are the qualities that make for good tv. As much as I think he should suffer for his strategic sins, I certainly don’t want to sit around watching Dustin and Jessica lounge around in bed and be waited on for another minute!
In BB6, the strong and likable players, like Kaysar and Janelle, made huge errors that ended up costing them the game. That’s cool, that’s fair, no problem. The only issue was that the remaining players were the most boring crop of losers I’ve ever seen. Yes, it’s a game, but it’s also a show and sitting around watching Meth Mom talk about the Bible all day long is just not what I signed up for.
Kail evicted, Jessica wins HOH
I just realized I forgot to post this. I think it was because I hate the Nerd Herd so much that I don’t even want to think about them in power.
Amber goes of on Eric
Amber totally ripped Eric a new ass today. As most of us know, Amber told Eric that she’d had two abortions, then lied about having two more abortions to hurt her boyfriend a few years back. It seems that Eric had planned to use that information to blackmail Amber into doing what he wanted in the game. She didn’t take kindly to that idea, so she screamed at him about it.
I hate Amber, but I really hope this blowout seals Eric’s eviction this week. I’m over his weird twitching, his weasel game play, and that one eyebrow that sticks way up whenever he’s in the Diary Room. Go home, Eric!
Why do all these good moments have to happen when I’m at work?!
Eric leaks America’s Player?
This was on YouTube as “Eric slips up about America’s Player”. I don’t know if it’s really a slip up, but he did mention America casting his vote. Still, I’m sure the morons in the house didn’t catch it. Sometimes I think BB8 is the dumbest cast ever. I can’t think of any other season that contained so many idiots. Even Kaysar’s group in BB6, who made some pretty big mistakes, didn’t consistently screw up this many times.
Anyway, enjoy Eric’s supposed slip up.
Amber bashes the Jews
You guys know how much I like Amber (lol), so here’s our lovely lady bashing the Jews. Racist statements, drug addiction, two abortions and lying about two more to hurt her boyfriend, yet Amber thinks she’s as classy as Princess Dianna. What universe does she live in?!
If I have to watch Amber’s ugly mouth as she talks about stupid shit one more time, I’m gonna freak out! This girl is a total fucktard!!!
Important America’s Player Vote!
To anyone and everyone who might read this…
This week’s America’s Player asks who Eric should promise to take to the final two.
Please BB fans, vote for Kail!!!
If Eric promises Kail he’ll take her to the final two, word will get out that he’s in an alliance with Kail. This time, it won’t just be Dick and Danielle who suspect him and all the speculation on tonight’s episode that Eric was the secret member of the Mrs. Robinson alliance will be confirmed.
Eric will be voted out and we won’t have to watch this lame ass douche ever again!
Eric is a liar, a loser, and a wannabe of Nick. He actually said on tonight’s episode “Nick thinks he can be bros with all the guys and then flirt with all the girls in the house. I’m actually the one doing that.” Eric is neither “bros” with any of the guys or a flirt with the girls. He is a lame ass and he needs to go!
Please vote Kail in this week’s America’s Player question so Eric will finally go home!!!
Click here to vote or text 8 to 81818 ($.99 per text message).
Danielle nominates Jen and Kail
What a surprise, Danielle nominated Jen and Kail. Lame. As Nick Swardson would say, her shit’s weak… wizzeak!
I was so badly hoping she’d really shake things up in the house, but she’s no Janelle and she totally took the easy road with this one. I’m so tired of her and Dick making stupid moves, yet acting like they’re experts at the game.
Now I hope Jen stays, wins HOH and gets Danielle out of there. Danielle is too weak, she didn’t fight for Nick, she didn’t make any big strategic moves, and her general conversation is boring. The only reason I liked her in the first place was because of her showmance with Nick. Now she’s just another boring HG. I want her gone before Dick, because at least Dick is a shit starter.
By the way, I know this post has nothing to do with Nick, but I’d rather post a picture of him than one of Jen or Kail.
Nick evicted 7-2, Danielle is HOH
Nick was evicted in a 7-2 vote on tonight’s live episode. Here’s a picture of him looking sexy to remember him by.
It’s going to be so hard for this show to keep my interest now that the Nerd Herd 2.0 has taken hold of the entire game.
The best part of the episode tonight was when they showed Amber sobbing and telling Nick she had no idea he was going on the block, then they cut to a clip of her telling Dustin to backdoor Nick. So… not only is Amber totally annoying and stupid, she’s also two faced. What a lovely woman.
Anyway Danielle is HOH, so maybe something interesting will happen with her evictions.
My dream would be for Amber, Jameka or Dustin to get the boot this week because I am to the point where I can’t even watch them. Seriously, when I see Amber on the TV, I have to change the channel because I can’t stand looking at her puffy face as she cries over ridiculously stupid things. If she’s not sobbing uncontrollably, she’s talking at light speed and repeating herself while making up lies and claiming it’s for Jesus. I hate her ugly mouth, I hate her greasy hair, I hate her huge forehead and I hate her annoying meth-head way of speaking.
If Amber doesn’t go this week, I can only pray (no pun intended) that Jameka is evicted. She’s on par with Amber for being the most annoying person to play the game since Maggie from BB6. Jameka never talks beyond saying “mmm hmm” and nodding, then when she does decide to speak, she yells incredibly stupid phrases at the top of her lungs thinking it’s funny. Her voice is more annoying than playing a Britney Spears song on a loop for 10 years straight.
And don’t even get me started on the God thing!
It should be a pretty interesting week (if you can stomach another minute of this crap) of everyone in the house kissing Danielle’s ass and claiming they never wanted to vote Nick out. Everyone is going to pass the buck and not take any responsibility for their vote, claiming they were forced into it because it was “what the house wanted.”
My only other thought on tonight’s events is that I’m amazed the HOH competition only lasted a few hours. In the words of Walter from The Big Lebowski, these people are “fuckin’ amateurs”. Remember the long endurance contests of the past, the ones that lasted into the next morning? Now those were some real players, not these fucktards who think they’re going to be all-stars like Dr. Will or Kaysar.
Alright, I was watching BB, but this whole show is making me so sick to my stomach right now that I’m going to go watch 300. I just got it from Netflix.