Tonight’s episode

First off, Jameka is a fucking psycho. I’ve never seen anyone who thinks effective arguing is clapping in someone’s face. Dick wasn’t freaking out and screaming, but everyone was screaming at him. Then Jameka started screaming at Dick and started clapping about two inches from his face. I don’t even know what that was. That seems more like a method you’d use to discipline a pet than to try to explain your point to another human being.

Next, the Nerd Herd 2.0 makes me a little nauseous. I was grossed out by Eric and Dustin’s gloating after Jessica won HOH to first time I watched it, now they have to recap the pervious episode and I have to watch Eric’s little Tom Cruise fist pound and Princess Dustin prancing around like he’s Bobby Trendy a second time! I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Jessica is totally that bitchy popular girl in your school who lives by being two-faced and throwing out backhanded compliments. This past week, Jessica was finally important in the game for the first time and it went to her head faster than Dick and Dustin’s HOH power combined. From the fucktard ego bed-in that she and Dustin had to her little snippy way of answering questions during the HOH, watching Jessica has been about as tolerable as rubbing your elbow on a cheese grater.

On to Amber… I think if someone offered me $500K to be in a room with her for five minutes, I’d turn it down. These poor people have to live with her for months in this game. I think Dick’s points during the argument he had with Jameka and Amber were harsh, but totally accurate. He called Jamka on her hypocritical Christianity, made fun of her clapping in his face, and called Amber on the horrible example she is setting for her daughter. It was brutal, but it needed to be said. Amber is the worst person I’ve seen play this show since horrible Jennifer from BB6. The fact that Amber prays to God for things like “if I get HOH, please let Jameka get her perm” is so absurd that it defies the imagination. So, now the BB producers are God? Because they’re the only ones that can put a couple bottles of relaxer in Amber’s HOH basket. Oh, and did anyone hear the Jameka/Amber conversation where Amber said she wants to go on America’s Next Top Model after BB because she’s “got the hair and the face” for it?! Out… of… control. I don’t know what universe she lives in!

I love that Dick is fighting with everyone. He makes this show so much more entertaining and makes the game fun. Just like Howie’s “Busto” flip out in BB6, Dick’s many conflicts make for good tv. I’m glad he won the veto, but I’m sure he’ll use it to save Danielle and he’ll end up going home this week. The saddest part of it is Danielle is such an ungrateful little brat that she probably won’t even say thank you.

I am to the point where I really hate almost everyone on this show. It’s BARELY tolerable watch anymore. If Dick gets voted out this week, I don’t even know if I’ll keep covering it regularly. I might go to one a week updates, or just post basic stuff like who’s up, who has veto, etc.

Thankfully, I have awesome shows like Flight of the Conchords to watch after BB, so I can forget about my hour of ocular rape and actually enjoy watching tv again.

2 Comments »

  1. Dean said,

    August 12th, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    Your post was hilarious! Its also goes to my point on your previous post why that celebration was a good thing for everyone. I have already said why I like it but lets look at you. It seems you are almost at the point where you will pull your hair out from the roots. Still though, you come back to watch the show and I think its in part because you want to see certain people go so bad and thats a good thing! Thats entertainment because you are now actively involved in the show. If Dick does get out this week, I think you will still watch. You might not blog about it anymore because of lack of motivation but you will watch so whomever you want to see (and it seems like that list is growing) get evicted as it happens, not after the fact.
    ….
    Ditto on Amber’s prayers to God, Danielle being a bit spoiled, and Jameka being hypocritical at times. Also, ditto on Dick calling them out but doing it in poor context.
    …..
    I would take $500K to be in the same room as Amber but then again I got student loans and other bills to pay off. She is annoying but not enough to pass up that kind of money.
    …..
    Yup, there really isn’t any one person like a Will or Jason or James (from allstars) that you really want to see win but I am okay with just seeing two teams go at it. I won’t be 100% satisfied with whoever wins the show but it will be interesting to see how it all goes down.

  2. Dean said,

    August 14th, 2007 at 10:31 pm

    Dick came up clutch tonight winning the POV but I am still disgusted by him. This isn’t about the game but rather just him as a person. I know being the ‘bad ass’ makes for good tv but this is reality tv. When it boils down to it this is a real 40+ year old man behaving like a real ass in front of his daughter. I might sound old school but he should behave his own age. I know its a game and its entertainment but this is entertainment fused w/ real life. I am not sure he doesn’t behave like this in real life and if that is the case, its deplorable. If Dick wins the game - more power to him. If Dick repairs his relationship with his daughter - even more power to him but I hope somewhere down the line he realizes he isn’t an 18 year old hipster anymore and grows up.

    I’ll admit early in the game I liked his brutal honesty but as time goes by and I learn more about the players I am finding there is more I don’t like about Dick than I do like about him. Then again its all entertainment and I probably don’t know what I am talking about :-P.

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