My favorite part was when he said, “Whether you hate Dick or you love Dick, he’s the show at this point.” See! Even Kaysar thinks Dick is what makes the show fun!
If you missed House Calls this afternoon, you can always check out the archives on the CBS official site.
Today, the HGs were visited by some interesting characters. First, a little person in a Mad Hatter costume appeared and kept repeating common phrases. Then, BB made an announcement that it was 12:36 and 47 seconds. Next, the HGs went outside to find a pirate on stilts and a barber shop quartet. When they returned inside, there were three white rabbits on the dining room table and a living statue near the front door.
All these things have set their heads spinning and they’re frantically trying to figure out the meaning behind these symbols. It’s like watching a moron version of the Da Vinci Code. I’m not sure what it all means, but I’m happy that it gave them all something else to talk about besides the same boring crap they’ve been rehashing for the past few days. While everyone racked their brain, Eric seemed rather disinterested in the clues, making Dustin and Jessica suspicious.
At the same time, Eric must have received his orders from America and I’m guessing they said he has to vote out Dustin. (Thank you America!) He’s been campaigning to vote Dustin out all day and he’s even cut a deal with Dick and Danielle to keep them in the house. Meanwhile, Dustin has proclaimed that he is 99% certain he is staying in the house and not at all worried about being evicted. It would be so awesome if he got voted out tomorrow. The look on his face would be completely priceless. This show is lacking big surprise votes and that could really shake things up.
On that note, I want to address all the people who constantly whine that being America’s Player in hindering Eric’s game and that it’s not fair. This also goes for all the people who say, “Dick’s mean, they shouldn’t have to live with him. He should be voted out.”
First, quit whining. You’re as bad as Danielle.
Second, being America’s Player is probably the only thing that makes Eric even memorable in this cast. The dude is lame, let’s face it. He’s boring, his freaky pointy eyebrow is annoying, and he wishes he was cool so badly that it’s embarrassing to watch. If Eric wasn’t America’s Player, you’d have all hated him and wanted him gone in the second week. May I remind you that most people hated Eric in the first week and hoped he would get voted out instead of Carol. Now, all of a sudden, everyone loves Eric and wants to keep him so they can have a hand in the game through the AP vote.
I feel the same about all the people on various boards, blogs, etc. that are bashing Dick for his antics. Everyone gets all worked up when Dick calls someone out, pours a drink on Jen’s head, or makes fun of Jameka’s hypocritical Christianity. Do I need to remind you guys that his is a tv show? It’s supposed to have heroes and villains and outbursts are what keep it entertaining. Would you rather watch Dustin and Jessica lounge around in bed all day long or Amber repeating herself about her meth use over and over? Dick starting shit within the game is what makes this a tv show and not a university sociology study. Let’s not forget that without the show and the ratings, there would be no $500,000, no house, no internet feed, no daily three hour Showtime spin off, no chat rooms, no blogs, and no fans. This whole thing would cease to exist if people didn’t watch… and part of the reason people watch is so that they can see others behaving badly and having screaming fights, all from the comforts of their own couch.
I’m truly hoping that Dustin is evicted this week because it would be something entertaining. In my opinion, the show’s been lacking anything captivating for a while now. Maybe if Dustin is caught off guard, he’ll have a little diva fit on his way out the door.
Even better would be if all these clues were the sign of another twist. Perhaps someone will come back in the house, perhaps we’ll have a platinum veto, perhaps we’ll have a double HOH. Who can know for sure? The point is, hopefully the producers are cooking up a way to breathe some life into this show because it’s starting to hit that mid season slump.
No one online is quite sure of the meaning behind today’s visitors to the house, but I hope the whole thing is a symbol of coming change, and not just a spool of lies.
First off, Jameka is a fucking psycho. I’ve never seen anyone who thinks effective arguing is clapping in someone’s face. Dick wasn’t freaking out and screaming, but everyone was screaming at him. Then Jameka started screaming at Dick and started clapping about two inches from his face. I don’t even know what that was. That seems more like a method you’d use to discipline a pet than to try to explain your point to another human being.
Next, the Nerd Herd 2.0 makes me a little nauseous. I was grossed out by Eric and Dustin’s gloating after Jessica won HOH to first time I watched it, now they have to recap the pervious episode and I have to watch Eric’s little Tom Cruise fist pound and Princess Dustin prancing around like he’s Bobby Trendy a second time! I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Jessica is totally that bitchy popular girl in your school who lives by being two-faced and throwing out backhanded compliments. This past week, Jessica was finally important in the game for the first time and it went to her head faster than Dick and Dustin’s HOH power combined. From the fucktard ego bed-in that she and Dustin had to her little snippy way of answering questions during the HOH, watching Jessica has been about as tolerable as rubbing your elbow on a cheese grater.
On to Amber… I think if someone offered me $500K to be in a room with her for five minutes, I’d turn it down. These poor people have to live with her for months in this game. I think Dick’s points during the argument he had with Jameka and Amber were harsh, but totally accurate. He called Jamka on her hypocritical Christianity, made fun of her clapping in his face, and called Amber on the horrible example she is setting for her daughter. It was brutal, but it needed to be said. Amber is the worst person I’ve seen play this show since horrible Jennifer from BB6. The fact that Amber prays to God for things like “if I get HOH, please let Jameka get her perm” is so absurd that it defies the imagination. So, now the BB producers are God? Because they’re the only ones that can put a couple bottles of relaxer in Amber’s HOH basket. Oh, and did anyone hear the Jameka/Amber conversation where Amber said she wants to go on America’s Next Top Model after BB because she’s “got the hair and the face” for it?! Out… of… control. I don’t know what universe she lives in!
I love that Dick is fighting with everyone. He makes this show so much more entertaining and makes the game fun. Just like Howie’s “Busto” flip out in BB6, Dick’s many conflicts make for good tv. I’m glad he won the veto, but I’m sure he’ll use it to save Danielle and he’ll end up going home this week. The saddest part of it is Danielle is such an ungrateful little brat that she probably won’t even say thank you.
I am to the point where I really hate almost everyone on this show. It’s BARELY tolerable watch anymore. If Dick gets voted out this week, I don’t even know if I’ll keep covering it regularly. I might go to one a week updates, or just post basic stuff like who’s up, who has veto, etc.
Thankfully, I have awesome shows like Flight of the Conchords to watch after BB, so I can forget about my hour of ocular rape and actually enjoy watching tv again.
After the big Eric/Amber confrontation, I was sure Eric would be leaving this past Thursday. I’ve been protesting the feeds and BBAD since Nick’s eviction, so I never saw the Nerd Herd come back together and decide to vote Kail out. Even though I don’t like Kail, I was pretty sad to see her leave because it meant Eric stayed and the Donatos would be target #1.
I was even more horrified when Jessica won HOH and Eric and Dustin engaged in such excessive celebration that it was almost sickening. I understand that they’re happy, their ally is in control and they can put up Dick and Danielle. Still, I don’t remember the other team gloating so much when they won HOH. Last week when Danielle won after her closest friend had been booted, I didn’t see her jumping up and down and taunting the other team or vowing revenge.
What was most surprising to me is the way that this season is playing out. It all seems eerily similar to BB6 when the cool team, the Sovereign 6, made the critical error of putting up James, an ally who they had suspected was playing both sides. They let the original Nerd Heard (see picture) get in their heads and convince them to put up one of their own instead of one of the opposing team. This meant they had cut James and Sarah from their alliance, thus losing their numerical upper hand in the game.
This year, the Donatos made the completely stupid decision to cut out Nick, someone who had vowed never to turn on either one of them. By eliminating someone who would have been their biggest ally, they let the Nerd Herd 2.o get in their heads and they lost all power in the house.
Just like in BB6, after the stronger players self-destructed their own alliance, the weaker players were able to pick them of one by one.
I think it’s totally fair that the Donatos have to pay the price for their fuck up. For them, this will be the summer of consequences. Dick and Danielle SHOULD be voted out because they’re not playing the game very well.
At the same time, this IS a tv show and Dick, in particular, is one of the most entertaining HGs ever. He’s confrontational, he’s loud, he stands out, all these are the qualities that make for good tv. As much as I think he should suffer for his strategic sins, I certainly don’t want to sit around watching Dustin and Jessica lounge around in bed and be waited on for another minute!
In BB6, the strong and likable players, like Kaysar and Janelle, made huge errors that ended up costing them the game. That’s cool, that’s fair, no problem. The only issue was that the remaining players were the most boring crop of losers I’ve ever seen. Yes, it’s a game, but it’s also a show and sitting around watching Meth Mom talk about the Bible all day long is just not what I signed up for.
I just realized I forgot to post this. I think it was because I hate the Nerd Herd so much that I don’t even want to think about them in power.
Amber totally ripped Eric a new ass today. As most of us know, Amber told Eric that she’d had two abortions, then lied about having two more abortions to hurt her boyfriend a few years back. It seems that Eric had planned to use that information to blackmail Amber into doing what he wanted in the game. She didn’t take kindly to that idea, so she screamed at him about it.
I hate Amber, but I really hope this blowout seals Eric’s eviction this week. I’m over his weird twitching, his weasel game play, and that one eyebrow that sticks way up whenever he’s in the Diary Room. Go home, Eric!
Why do all these good moments have to happen when I’m at work?!
This was on YouTube as “Eric slips up about America’s Player”. I don’t know if it’s really a slip up, but he did mention America casting his vote. Still, I’m sure the morons in the house didn’t catch it. Sometimes I think BB8 is the dumbest cast ever. I can’t think of any other season that contained so many idiots. Even Kaysar’s group in BB6, who made some pretty big mistakes, didn’t consistently screw up this many times.
Anyway, enjoy Eric’s supposed slip up.
You guys know how much I like Amber (lol), so here’s our lovely lady bashing the Jews. Racist statements, drug addiction, two abortions and lying about two more to hurt her boyfriend, yet Amber thinks she’s as classy as Princess Dianna. What universe does she live in?!
If I have to watch Amber’s ugly mouth as she talks about stupid shit one more time, I’m gonna freak out! This girl is a total fucktard!!!
To anyone and everyone who might read this…
This week’s America’s Player asks who Eric should promise to take to the final two.
Please BB fans, vote for Kail!!!
If Eric promises Kail he’ll take her to the final two, word will get out that he’s in an alliance with Kail. This time, it won’t just be Dick and Danielle who suspect him and all the speculation on tonight’s episode that Eric was the secret member of the Mrs. Robinson alliance will be confirmed.
Eric will be voted out and we won’t have to watch this lame ass douche ever again!
Eric is a liar, a loser, and a wannabe of Nick. He actually said on tonight’s episode “Nick thinks he can be bros with all the guys and then flirt with all the girls in the house. I’m actually the one doing that.” Eric is neither “bros” with any of the guys or a flirt with the girls. He is a lame ass and he needs to go!
Please vote Kail in this week’s America’s Player question so Eric will finally go home!!!
Click here to vote or text 8 to 81818 ($.99 per text message).
What a surprise, Danielle nominated Jen and Kail. Lame. As Nick Swardson would say, her shit’s weak… wizzeak!
I was so badly hoping she’d really shake things up in the house, but she’s no Janelle and she totally took the easy road with this one. I’m so tired of her and Dick making stupid moves, yet acting like they’re experts at the game.
Now I hope Jen stays, wins HOH and gets Danielle out of there. Danielle is too weak, she didn’t fight for Nick, she didn’t make any big strategic moves, and her general conversation is boring. The only reason I liked her in the first place was because of her showmance with Nick. Now she’s just another boring HG. I want her gone before Dick, because at least Dick is a shit starter.
By the way, I know this post has nothing to do with Nick, but I’d rather post a picture of him than one of Jen or Kail.
Nick was evicted in a 7-2 vote on tonight’s live episode. Here’s a picture of him looking sexy to remember him by.
It’s going to be so hard for this show to keep my interest now that the Nerd Herd 2.0 has taken hold of the entire game.
The best part of the episode tonight was when they showed Amber sobbing and telling Nick she had no idea he was going on the block, then they cut to a clip of her telling Dustin to backdoor Nick. So… not only is Amber totally annoying and stupid, she’s also two faced. What a lovely woman.
Anyway Danielle is HOH, so maybe something interesting will happen with her evictions.
My dream would be for Amber, Jameka or Dustin to get the boot this week because I am to the point where I can’t even watch them. Seriously, when I see Amber on the TV, I have to change the channel because I can’t stand looking at her puffy face as she cries over ridiculously stupid things. If she’s not sobbing uncontrollably, she’s talking at light speed and repeating herself while making up lies and claiming it’s for Jesus. I hate her ugly mouth, I hate her greasy hair, I hate her huge forehead and I hate her annoying meth-head way of speaking.
If Amber doesn’t go this week, I can only pray (no pun intended) that Jameka is evicted. She’s on par with Amber for being the most annoying person to play the game since Maggie from BB6. Jameka never talks beyond saying “mmm hmm” and nodding, then when she does decide to speak, she yells incredibly stupid phrases at the top of her lungs thinking it’s funny. Her voice is more annoying than playing a Britney Spears song on a loop for 10 years straight.
And don’t even get me started on the God thing!
It should be a pretty interesting week (if you can stomach another minute of this crap) of everyone in the house kissing Danielle’s ass and claiming they never wanted to vote Nick out. Everyone is going to pass the buck and not take any responsibility for their vote, claiming they were forced into it because it was “what the house wanted.”
My only other thought on tonight’s events is that I’m amazed the HOH competition only lasted a few hours. In the words of Walter from The Big Lebowski, these people are “fuckin’ amateurs”. Remember the long endurance contests of the past, the ones that lasted into the next morning? Now those were some real players, not these fucktards who think they’re going to be all-stars like Dr. Will or Kaysar.
Alright, I was watching BB, but this whole show is making me so sick to my stomach right now that I’m going to go watch 300. I just got it from Netflix.
A lot of shit went down tonight… and of course it had to happen when I wasn’t watching! There were a ton of fights and Dick poured a drink on Jen’s head. Danielle yelled at her dad and Amber cried (big surprise). Anyway, the only thing that I can really show is that Nick gave himself a Mohawk. Here’s some pictures.
I wish Nick would stay because I think this is a sign that he’s ready to fight now. That could be a good thing if he’s still around because it might mean he’ll be brutal with his strategy and that would really make this show interesting again.
On the other hand… Nick shaving his head might mean that he’s gone totally crazy. After all, we have seen this type of thing before.
Let’s just hope that, if he is evicted, he won’t go get some weird tattoos and then beat the shit out of a car with an umbrella.
Jameka used the veto to save Jen and Nick went up on the block. I’m sure he’ll be the one going home since everyone seems to think he’s been double dipping with his alliances. I didn’t put a picture of Jameka or Jen because I now hate both of them.
I also hate Dustin, Amber, and the rest of the Nerd Herd 2.0 and I’m disappointed that Danielle and the rest of Nick’s “friends” knew this was the plan and never told him.
It sucks that, for the past three seasons, my favorite player has been backdoored and evicted. Kaysar got it twice and now Nick. What is it with this show that the hot guys I really like can’t even make it to sequester?!
Since Nick’s gone, I don’t think I’m going to update this blog as frequently. I might return to just once a week updates on Thursday night or Friday after eviction.
But… I say that every year when my favorite person gets evicted, so we’ll see if it happens.
Is it just me or are these people getting progressively more annoying as the game goes on? Here’s a list of the top things that are bugging me the most.
Amber and Jameka constantly saying God is helping them play the game
Today on BBAD, I heard Amber telling Jameka that God wanted her to stay in the house and Jameka agreed that God was helping the good people in the game. About an hour later, Amber was in the kitchen telling Danielle that God didn’t want her to win the Veto. Guess what, I doubt God gives a crap about a reality tv game show!
Amber’s unimaginable stupidity
In the first few days, Amber showed her true idiotic colors by asking incredibly stupid questions and then not understanding the simple answers. I remember hearing her try to grasp the concept of a “backdoor” nomination, completely confused about the term “brown nose” or asking for a definition of “ridicule”. What the hell is wrong with this girl?! I don’t know how she’s managed so far in life if she’s such an indescribably moron. It’s come to the point now where, if I see her on BBAD or the feeds, I just mute it and turn the sound back on when they cut to someone else.
Danielle whispering so no one can hear
I understand that when you’re telling a secret about the game, you don’t want the other house guests to hear it, but the viewers should still be able to. Danielle covers her microphone when she whispers and she talks so quietly that it’s almost impossible to discern what she’s saying. Hey Danielle, this is a tv show you’re on, you gotta work with us here!
Amber’s crying
I’m sure the game is tough. Feelings get hurt, friendships are formed and destroyed, stress levels are high. Still, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone cry as much as Amber in the history of BB. She cries about anything, literally. Every single day, you can bet that Amber has been sobbing about something. Someone nominate this girl and get her out of the house. That’ll give her a real reason to cry!
Danielle complaining that it’s “so frustrating” being there with her dad
From the first day of this show I’ve said it was really fucked up to put Dani in the house with her estranged father. 
Family relationships are tough and when they go wrong, the last place you want to deal with it is on national tv and live on the internet 24 hours a day. Still, everyone in the house is at some sort of disadvantage and they all manage to deal with it (except for Amber) without freaking out. Danielle constantly complaining that the whole situation isn’t fair doesn’t draw any sympathy from me, it just gets on my nerves. This is a reality show, not the Olympics, no one said it has to be fair. BB has never been fair, so shut up and play the game!
There have been a whole slew of other things that bug the shit out of me, but so far those are the most annoying of the bunch.
As you can tell by the names that keep appearing on my list, I want Amber, Jameka and Danielle gone… but I want Jameka gone first because I don’t see what she adds to the house. At least Amber’s a shit-starter. Jameka seems to sit around doing nothing, not really talking game, and not really participating in anything. If someone like that makes it to the finals, that is so wrong! I like Jameka and I think she’s a good person, but this is tv and you’re supposed to be entertaining. I want Amber gone for obvious reasons, and for the fact that I think she’s not mentally stable enough to be locked in a house with strangers for months playing a game of manipulation. I’d like to see Danielle voted out, but not too soon because she’s a vote to keep Nick. Once Nick’s in a position where he’s totally safe (or at the sequester house where we can observe his sexiness one a week when they check in with the jury) I’d like to see Danielle on the couch talking to Julie.
Alright BB fans, that’s it for now.
*Some of these pictures were captured by BB Chatter users (who are awesome) including Skykittee and Krazyiam3.
I’m going to be so pissed if Nick is evicted this week! He’s so hot and I think he’s totally funny too. If he goes, who will I have left? There will be no hot guys to look at and, as far as I’m concerned, that’s 40% of the reason to watch this show!
I’m keeping my fingers crossed that it’s Jen who gets the chop instead.
Sorry to keep this so short, but I’m trying to burn a DVD and watch BBAD on Showtime as I write.
Here are some highlights from Dick’s HOH blog (in case you didn’t feel like going to the CBS site and reading the whole thing.) In his long blog post, Dick talks about his son Vincent and his daughter Danielle, the game so far, and his real feelings about the other people in the house.
On his relationship with his children…
As I think everyone watching this show should know…It has been extremely hard for both me and Daniele being thrown into this situation together. The other two situations that were part of the “twist” are not like this in any way whatsoever. Carol and Jess could care less if they ever see each other again. Joe and Dustin, the same thing applies. But Daniele is my daughter and the things I do here in the house, and in the game, can and will affect our relationship (or lack of) for the rest of our lives.
We both feel the same in the respect of…This is not fair. This is a complete and total disadvantage to each of us individually. But truth of the matter is that, it is fair. Our individual disadvantage is also the greater advantage we have on everyone else in the house. We committed to our alliance, and nothing will break that, period. Even though our personal relationship is a disaster, we both know that we can trust each other. And trust here is the most highly regarded commodity you can have in this place, period…end of story. So, although we have trouble trusting each other’s judgment at times, we trust each other’s loyalty no matter what.
Now, me and Daniele on a personal level…
Anyone out there who doubts that I truly want a deep, devoted, caring, loving relationship with my daughter should get up from their computers, walk into the kitchen and grab their biggest frying pan and proceed to hit themselves in the head with it as hard as they can for as long as they can until they fall unconscious. The rest of us will continue on…
Being here and playing out my relationship to the world on national TV is not what I want to do…But it seems that it is an opportunity for me to try and fix this mess of a relationship with my daughter. It sucks, but it doesn’t…Story of my life boys and girls, catch 22. Damned if I do and damned if I don’t kinda deal…sigh.
I don’t know what they are showing and what they aren’t, but our relationship has gone through some serious highs and lows in the last few weeks. Just this week she came up to the HOH and was yelling at me so loud that the entire house could hear it. I felt that it was hopeless. The next day I went to see if she would talk to me and after a rough start to the conversation, we ended up having the first heart to heart in over two years…and I got my first hug, although a one armed, limp one, a hug nonetheless…and it was an enormous leap for us in trying to fix this mess. Baby steps, people…
I know and fully understand that it must not be easy to have a father like me. I am not Mike Brady or Mr. Clever (if my old butt is outdating you young whipper snappers out there, I am referring to the fathers in The Brady Bunch and Leave it to Beaver.) And it must be hard in ways for both of my children, and I wish I were a different person for them in that way. But I’m not. I am who I am…and I make no apologies for who I am. I am a good person with a good heart and yes, I am a bit eccentric, I do cuss a lot, I drink, smoke, spit, fart, confront people and embarrass my kids on occasion…sorry.
What you people do not see is that my relationship with my son Vincent is truly wonderful (did I really just use the word wonderful there? Somebody hit me with a frying pan…) But it is true. I could not ask for a better relationship than I do with my son. Yes, we have ups and downs and we work through it. But we spend lots of time together and really enjoy each other’s company. I miss him dearly (did I just say dearly? What the hell is going on here?) And Vincent, I hope you are enjoying watching your old man on the show. I see you with your buddies cheering me on and going crazy when things go as they have gone for me this week in the house. I love you so much and hope you are proud of me. I miss you…And tell your grandmother the same. I hope I haven’t embarrassed you too much, and even if I have, I know that you enjoy it anyhow. I hope not to see you until the end of Sept. And FYI…I know the mileage on my Corvette there Jonesy, no driving my car or I will still kick your butt. Your sister also says hello.
A message to Danielle’s boyfriend…
Kris, realize that it is very hard here in many ways. Sometimes what seems up is really down and what is down seems up…Your head fools you and I can see your heart fooling you as well, at least for a little while. I think she realizes this and sees what is real, and you are real to her, in her life, for what she wants in life. Remember, this is only my opinion and I am not speaking for her, and as everyone watching knows, I am not as good as I think in things with my daughter, including knowing everything about how she thinks.
So, she will probably tell me I had no business saying those things, but as usual, I will anyway. But she did tell me to tell you that she loves you, misses you, is dying to see you and talk with you, and Happy Birthday…As for me, I don’t know you but for one dinner. I know you make her happy, and I can see how much she loves you. Don’t doubt her love for a second. Don’t let the show make your feelings waver for her. I will do everything I can to protect her here in the house and I want you to do the same for her outside the house. And from me…I hope you had a Happy Birthday, Bunny. And I hope to get to know you when this is all said and done.
There’s also a section where he talks about each house guest…
Jen…..
Do I have to write anything here???? Haven’t I said enough about her already? Well, yes…and no. This is a wait and see thing here. And don’t be surprised to see us working together (or at least not against each other) in the future. But yes, she is still a self-centered, self-absorbed, immature twit.
Kail….
Nice lady. But Kail crossed me and lied to me too many times for me to be able to trust her with half of my bologna sandwich, forget about trusting her with anything important in the game here. I am not sure if it has leaked out yet or not, but she will not be going home this week as I promised her. She is too easily manipulated by me and I can get so deep into her head I am bringing a lighted miners cap with me next time.
Mike….
I really do like Mike. I was surprised to hear the others say that they thought I was gonna punch him when I walked off the pedestal during the POV and told him he is gonna go up. I am stupid sometimes, but not that stupid…The guy could crush my skull with a jab. Mike made big mistakes in the game, just as Kail has. The Mrs. Robinson alliance is over and Mike should be seeing his friends next week. Sorry bro. You shouldn’t have worked to get me out last week. You underestimated me, as many here have and it is biting you in the butt first.
Eric….
Love the guy, the White Rabbit…but can’t trust him 100%. He lied to me about something stupid and that lets me know…But I will use him and his smart perspective to further myself in the game.
Dustin…..
Flips at the drop of a hat…drama queen. Will trust him only to a point. Will let him feel he is my confidant with my situation with Daniele. Will open up to him and show him emotion, but trust me…only for the game.
Jameka…..
Love this girl. What a turn around from our introduction. But she is still a bit flip about certain things. She is one of the people that is a bit smarter than she gives off and we will help each other move along in the game.
Jessica….
The ray of sunshine in the house!! I adore this girl. She is no dumb blonde, trust me…She is much smarter than she lets on. We will be working together in the game. Vincent, she thinks you are cute and I wanna set you up with her, mister…
Amber…..
Trust her only to a certain point. She is an emotional basket case. She will be booted from the house because she cannot get a hold of herself at one point or another in the game. She doesn’t even realize it yet, but some people are getting sick of this crap already, me included.
Nick…..
UUUuuuuuuuuugh!!!! Do I trust this guy or no?? I want to, but there is too much conflicting stuff that goes along with him. So, no…I don’t. But he will have to side with this side of the house for a while, as not to expose himself and get booted. His stock in the house has gone down leaps and bounds over the last week or so when I outed him in a couple of alliances.
Zack…..
On everyone’s hit list. Not liked in the house… and I can see him going next week depending on who gets HOH.
Lastly, Dick includes a little message to everyone’s favorite evil doctor…
PS……….. Have I earned myself a ChillTown card yet? And not the kind Chicken George got either…What do you think Will?
Dustin is currently the front-runner in the Grand Prize poll on CBS.com. 15.7% of voters think Dustin will win Big Brother 8. Jameka is in second place. View the results and cast your vote for this poll and the Love ‘Em or Leave ‘Em poll here on CBS.com.
I’m happy that Dick did the right thing and nominated Mike to replace Jen after she used the veto to save herself. Mike is a key element of that trio (Mike/Jen/Kail) and removing him should be enough to eliminate them. Jen will float to another alliance and Kail will be gone within the next few weeks because no one wants to associate with her at all.
It seems like a lot of stuff went down while I was away from BB for my birthday. My favorite trio (Dick/Dani/Nick) seemed to fall apart a bit. Apparently everyone was fighting. Dick and Nick had a big blowout, Dani and Dick had a big conversation and she had a breakdown, and even Dani and Nick seemed to be pissed at each other. What has been going on around that house?
This reminds me so much of BB6 and BB7. In both those seasons, there was a solid dream team in the house that crumbled way too soon. Kaysar’s team (Kaysar/Janelle/Howie/James) was a perfect unit, a BB machine. It was like they were designed to play this game. Still, every year they all started to grow suspicious of each other and question each other constantly and it lead to a total break down of their alliance before we even hit sequester. If the strong team destroys itself, the whole game is left to the scavengers who thrive in that environment. Seeing Mike go up was such a relief for me. It meant that the good team would stick around, at least for another week.
I just didn’t want Kail and Jen to get in their heads and convince them to put up Zach instead of Mike. Eliminating Zach does nothing to push them forward in the game. Zach believes he’s with them, part of the cool team, and that’s exactly where they need to keep him to ensure that he’s not a threat to them. If Zach feels that he’s part of the team, then their enemies will become his enemies. If he wins HOH, he’ll go after Kail and what’s left of her alliance…. that is…. as long as he thinks that’s the best move for him and his group.
The only other concern I have is the Float Herd. In BB6, the strong team imploded on itself and the house was left to the Nerd Herd. Two of the worst people in BB history made it to the finals, while the good players sat in sequester. As much as I like Eric, Jameka, and Jessica, I think they’re flying under the radar and if they combine with Amber and Dustin, they could form the largest alliance in the house.
Right now, the strong players have to walk the line between getting out other threats and keeping the floaters in check. Otherwise, the BB meek will inherit the house.
We’ll see how it plays out.
It’s my birthday, so I’m taking a little break from this blog for a couple days.
I know Dick and Danielle are fighting and he and Nick had some words last night, so maybe that’ll draw me back in. I want that alliance to stick together so the Nerd Herd 2.0 doesn’t take over the house. Alas, I think they’ll go the way of the Sovereign 6 for BB6 and end up imploding.
I plan to be back by eviction… or possibly sooner.
Just a quick update…..
Dick is HoH
Dick nominated Kail and Jen (Awesome!!!)
Nominations could change depending on the results of the Veto competition. If so, then I hope Mike or Zach are nominated. Jen won the veto, but I didn’t see the point in making a new post about it. Dick has been saying that he will nominate Mike to replace her and that Mike will go home instead of Kail. That would be a good move, since Kail is pretty useless and Mike is the only one holding the Kail/Jen/Mike alliance together.
At the food competition they won a grill.
Earlier today, Danielle was telling Amber not to trust Nick. I’m not quite sure what to make of it. She still seems close with Nick, and he seems to be loyal to her, but something might have happened to drive a wedge in between them. I’ll post video if I find it.
I’m not quite sure where Amber stands, since she seems to be blabbing to everyone in the house. Today, there seemed to be a lot of tension between her and Dick. Apparently, they had a big fight. I wasn’t on the feeds at the time, but TheRealDeal2006 posted the video on YouTube. Thanks to nwokpeach, brando115 and insane on BB Chatter for the link.
Joe was evicted last night. I was glad it wasn’t Dick, but I was kind of sad to see him go. Joe’s been pretty entertaining in the house. His scheming was sure to stir things up and his comments were amusing. I also loved his fight with Dustin on the hammock or all the times he flirted with Nick. Oh well, the game must go on. Special thanks to Slykittee from BB Chatter for capturing this “tender” moment.
For quite some time now, CBS has posted an official HoH Blog, written by the reigning HoH and published on eviction night. Usually, the blogs are about the game strategy that week, food competitions, playing for veto, and other BB-related personal memories. At the end, the HoH will sometimes give a shout out to some of their friends or family and thank everyone for watching.
Jen’s HoH blog, on the other hand, is more like those incoherent letters from Lindsay Lohan that appear in tabloids and on gossip sites.
She begins like this…
Hello…For starts this is so much fun to even be able to type…like you don’t even know. K so anyways. This week has been crazy, I am not sure if you have noticed but there has been a lot of yelling, talking, and just pure madness going on. I have for sure had the best week of all I have been able to wear a unitard all week without anyone judging me for it as well as having a blast figuring out how to make it next. My housemates have claimed that there will be a unitard fashion line created on my behalf, which is simply histarical if true. While I am writing this blog I am not sure as to what to say and I am not going to be proofing it or anything just so you all know.
I think it’s so funny that she needed to warn us about not proofing her blog, or that she needed to actually type out “like” and “K so anyways.”
She goes on to talk a little about the game, and then moves on to address her loved ones at home. This is where the blog gets hilarious.
I would also like to say happy birthday to my dad, who’s birthday is tomorrow…June 20…As well as I am so sorry that I was able to call you Mom on your birthday or to even tell you I was gone…:( Good thing I sent your present early :-). I would also like to thank you Kara for taking care of my life while I am gone.
:-) I would also like to thank you Jamie for getting my mail…hopefully…I know I kind of just mailed you my key and didn’t even ask. Also just so you know George I put automatic payments for all of the stable bills for the next three months and I then typed it up and put it by the printer…i hope that you have already found that so we are not double paying any bills. Also I miss all of you, I really do, I am having a lot of fun, but I still can’t wait to see you. Gigi, Nikko, Kyle, Andrew we will have to make a special trip when I get back and have a slumber party or something :-)….Don’t think I forgot about you Ronnie, you have to come out and visit so you can hang out with me and everyone else. Also If anyone could please just drive my car around the neighborhood for 5 minutes that would be great, the keys are in my car.
First, apparently she thinks it’s June. Then, when she’s talking about her friend who she asked to check her mail, she basically admits that she didn’t really prearrange anything and just mailed her key assuming it would be done. Next she writes out all the details of her various bill-paying arrangements and, like a kid with ADD, moves on to start talking about her friends.
The real kicker is when she asks “anyone” to drive her car around and basically lets millions of people on the internet know that her keys are right in the car. You know, just in case someone wants to steal it while she’s locked in the BB house.
She writes a small section addressing Carol and then talks about the other people in the house…
Joe if you go home this week and read the message boards, which I am sure you will, I have been figuring out ever angle for you to stay and it just isn’t good enough, Evel if you are reading this…phew..thank everyone you are not here, and stop talking about everyone you “know” and stop “name dropping” its seriously out of control, I am sure the the show has a montage count of how many names you have dropped by now…hahaha. Anyhow. Just to let everyone know this is so so much fun and even just being here has been a blast and I truly don’t care if I win in the end and It think that me getting 2nd is better then me getting 1st
After reading her little comments about Dick, it makes his HoH victory tonight even sweeter!
Lastly, she shouts out her website and myspace page, asking everyone to go add her as a friend.
also if you want to be my myspace friend you can find the link from my website www.JenJohnsonModel.com..its linked to the bottom of the first page…and I have my best friend Kara running it for me
She includes a few more sentences about how she loves typing, even though she has nothing to write about, and makes a remark about her “sexy unitard”.
I half expected her to sign it “Be Adequite” like Lindsay Lohan and then go take some pictures holding a knife to her friend’s throat or flashing her vagina while getting out of a car.
It’s frightening that Jen is in charge of someone’s children.
Joe was evicted tonight in a 9-1 vote. Dick won HoH! Awesome!!! Hopefully Kail, Jen, Mike or Zach will be evicted this week!
Kaysar’s been on House Calls a couple times this season, but this time I wasn’t at work, so I actually got a chance to watch most of it. He said if he was in the house, he would form an alliance with Nick (which might be the hottest alliance in BB history) and he wouldn’t target the floaters like he did in BB6. He said a lot of other stuff, but I think I was too busy ogling him like a horny school girl to really pay attention.
Here’s a screencap from the show. You can view full episodes of House Calls on the CBS Big Brother site… and you can click this link to see his appearance on July 12th.
I loved seeing him on, but I’m really missing his facial hair. It makes him look even hotter.
Here he is from July 12th, with the facial hair…
And here he is from today’s show without it
See what I mean? C’mon Kaysar, grow it back!
