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Morty’s TV had this delightful interview with Big Brother 8 winner Dick Donato. In it, he talks all about this year’s House Guests, the game so far, and all the sex in the house. Though Dick’s words can be rather harsh, I think he makes some very good points here about why this season is nowhere near as entertaining as seasons past. Throwing so much sex into the show takes away from the actual game play and that makes for a very boring (though sex-filled) season.

Needless to say, Dick’s thoughts on the show so far have been very entertaining. Here’s some highlights… read the full article here.

So little game play it seems the only reason they are in there most of the time is to get laid. The plays that have been made have been some of the most idiotic ever made. Jacob wanted to stir it up and make a major game play…. Major game play? How do you make a major gameplay when there was none to be made? Almost certainly Sheila & Adam would have been history, instead this jackass is history. What a dumbass.

And talk about dumbasses….What a Jenius move telling everyone that you are a couple outside the house. What in the hell is wrong with these people? Did they do that so Ryan could fuck Jen and she wouldn’t be looked at as such a slut? Well, it didn’t work….. she is still a slut and both of their asses are on the block. I don’t know the reasoning behind that brilliant move, but something tells me it was rooted in Ryan’s jealousy.

I agree! The entire concept of the “secret” pair is to keep it a secret and advance your game play, not to tell everyone about it and put a target on your back. Even stupider than the Jacob/Sharon or Ryan/Jen reveals was the “reveal” of the fake relationship between Sheila and Allison. I don’t understand why someone would want to be associated with being a secret pair when all that can do is make you a target.

Now Sheila, what the fuck is wrong with this woman? She was paired with Adam, so what? Yeah, he is the crazy eyed person of this cast and he is neurotic and it looks like the guy is gonna have an aneurysm when he is in the diary room, but she isn’t marrying him or fucking him. It is her partner to win half a million dollars, you idiot! She alienated him immediately and had it not been for the Jenius Jacob, they would be gone because of her, dumb bitch. And I saw her Penthouse pics from a hundred years ago and it just made me happy the 80’s are over. Those giant bushes like hers, you would have to get the weed wacker out of the garage just to find the pussy there, then you would always get a stray in the back of your throat and would be hacking it up like a cat with a fur ball. Thanks for the memories Sheila. And she was going around the house saying she was dreaming about me…. I found this very disturbing and have been afraid to go to sleep ever since.

The descriptive image of her Penthouse pictures aside, I think Dick is totally right about Sheila’s freaky behavior. She had such a tantrum when she found out she would be partnered with Adam that she made everyone in the house totally uncomfortable. It was downright creepy. I don’t know whether she was horrified that BB would pick someone like Adam to be her “soulmate” or that this would ruin any chance she had of being some kind of hot cougar to the other guys. When I saw that episode, I remember thinking, “Wow, Sheila is having a freakout like the one Jen had when she saw her ugly picture during the first week of Big Brother 8.”

Amanda is either the most delusional one of the group or was actually “sleep fingered” yeah, I never heard of it either, but if there is sleep walking, and with her account Alex was pretending to be asleep and was trying to pull a slick one by pulling the old sleep finger the girl you are laying next to, since your eyes are closed, you must be totally innocent. And in the mean time didn’t she suck a dick somewhere along the line as well? I can’t be sure, maybe I was getting a blow job in my sleep.

Amanda is so ridiculous on her own that it’s almost not even worth describing. Her booty shorts during the HOH competition made me literally laugh out loud. I mean, why not just wearunderwear? Because those are not shorts! Her voice sounds like Paris Hilton on helium and she’s so incredibly prissy and superficial that she borders on being a cartoon character.

Is anyone keeping track of how many blow jobs have been done in the house already? We know that Natalie swallows and will suck any dick stuck in her face. I saw a line forming at her side of the bed by all the other guys in the house taking turns dumping loads down her throat. But the nice Christian girl she is, I could have sworn that after every gulp, I heard a Hallelujah Jesus!

Seriously! I find it so funny that the one girl who directly mentioned how she loved God in her introduction video is the first one to go down on a guy she’s only known for a few days. What happened in this house during the first week? It’s not a contest to see how many different anonymous strangers you can hook up with, it’s a game show where you compete to win money!

And even though one of the gay guys left for a picnic or maybe he was on the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleading squad and decided he was giving up too much to stay. It seems that our resident, self proclaimed wild and crazy guy, James was a little bit wilder than we thought when those gay porn pictures started popping up (no pun intended) all over the place. This guy seems confused about more than his sexuality as well. I mean, he is bicycling around the world? Ok, cool…. But what in the fuck is up with those tattoos?

I have a friend that reminds me SO much of James. He’s one of those kids who thinks that by biking across the globe he can be like Che Guevara and suddenly end all war and world hunger. Interestingly enough, my friend also has a little gay porn secret like James. These kids! They think they’re individuals, but they’re just carbon copies of each other.

Jen is supposed to be the hot girl in the house, because it sure in the hell isn’t Amanda or Natalie with the big strap on boobs that God gave her. But her overconfidence was funny to watch and her biggest move in the house so far was asking Ryan to stick her tampon up in her vagina farther. I guess she can’t push it in passed her elbow in, so she probly just stops people in the mall and asks them if they could shove it in 3 feet or so.

This man never disappoints! Dick always has something graphic and entertaining to say about someone!

Token (Parker) seems cool enough, but he seems like he has the mood swings of a woman in the height of her period. He seems to have pissed people off already. Even I waited on pissing people off until the 3rd week, except Jen that is, but we are talking about people that actually count.

I love that he called Parker Token, especially because I know Dick’s a big South Park fan. Are no black people auditioning for this show anymore or is there a reason why there’s only one per season these days? Parker’s mood does seem to change at the drop of a hat and I can never tell if he’s pissed, tired, or checking out Amanda.

The Power Couple thing, I HATED IT! Every power in the BB house comes with a negative attached to it. HOH, you nominate people, not all go home and you have made an enemy in the house, I like that. This thing had no repercussions what so ever attached to it. And the fact that there was no vote, no way to save yourself, no nothing… Just waving the hand of the holder of the magic ping pong ball and you are gone. Are you kidding me?

So true! What was the point of the “power couple” thing? I agree with what Dick said about actions having repercussions in the house, that’s the fun part of the game. I think this whole season seems to be  set up like The Real World with no real strategy, no scheming, no actual game play. People are to obsessed with the stupid “soulmate” spin to make any game moves.

I have never liked the twists, this is no exception. If I had waited the three years I did to get into the house, then they pair me up with someone like the blowjob queen… well, bad example. Let’s say Jen, or Amber from BB8. I would have had to kill the cast and the production before turning the plastic fruit knife on myself… I would be so pissed off.

The twists always make the playing field unfair for people. It tips it to their advantage or their disadvantage. It should be an even playing field for everyone playing the game. But, there is no going back now, there will be twists every season and every season they will try and out do themselves from the season before.

Kind of ironic words coming from a guy who was put in the house with his daughter Daniele and subsequently dominated the game with her. The unfair advantages make for more interesting game play… when they’re used correctly. It seems like this group doesn’t know how to spin these twists in their favor. In fact, it seems like this group doesn’t know how to tie their own shoes!

Dick ends with this:

Welcome to the Season of Dick sucking and sleep fingering.

House Credo – We don’t need no stinking strategizing…. A dirty Sanchez will due.

I am out…
EvelDick

I honestly believe that the producers were so out of ideas that they just thought, “Well, what if we just got a bunch of people to have sex and fight on TV?” It’s really too bad because BB used to be one of the best reality shows because it didn’t have those things. It was a game and sometimes that game involved flirting and showmances, but sometimes it didn’t. This season, the entire objective of winning the money seems to have taken a major backseat to getting some action from the other members of the cast. If I wanted to watch annoying twentysomethings bang and yell at each other, I have that horrible reality classic, The Real World. I watch BB to see all the plotting and backstabbing that leads someone to the final two. There are no heroes or villains this year because there’s no gameplay! Where’s Dr. Will when you need him?!

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