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For those of you who wanted to see James and Chelsia in action, here’s a couple videos for you to check out.

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This just in from Big Brother After Dark… James and Chelsia got drunk off of bowl-fulls of bloody marys (no cups remember) and started majorly making out in the HOH.

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On tonight’s episode, they finally addressed the giant blow out that happened between the whole house and Amanda. Thankfully, BB showed what a gossiping beeyatch Amanda truly is. They showed the now infamous footage of Chelsia confronting her in the hot tub and Josh’s total melt down. What was funny about it (at least funny looking back) is how all the people who are Amanda’s friends said nothing to have her back. Parker, her supposed boyfriend, and Jen, her pretend friend, totally abandoned her during the tirade only to claim they were there for her afterwards. At one point, you could see Jen laughing while Josh called Amanda a horse-face bitch.

They did a big giant thing about the “give her a noose just like her dad” comment. I think Josh’s freakout was totally reasonable, but that comment did cross the line. Amanda’s personal shit is her own business and has nothing to do with the game.

After the first commercial break, there was a segment about Ryan and Jen and their relationship. Since both are on the block, they focused on how they have been campaigning against each other… and by “they” I mean Jen. There were tons of clips of Jen going around saying “I’m not trying to campaign against him, but he is totally racist. He said it makes him sick that I was with a black guy.” Essentially, she said, “I’m not trying to campaign against him, but he’s a horrible Nazi and you should vote him out instead of me.”

That clip was immediately followed by a clip of Sheila telling Ryan what Jen said and him confronting his girlfriend about her insinuations. Jen tried to act like she never said Ryan was racist and it was all some kind of contrived plot from Allison because she wants Ryan. I wish this incident would make Ryan see what a horrible person Jen is, but pretty soon after this little quarrel, they were back together again.

From there, the show moved on to Julie asking the HGs questions before the eviction. She asked about Sheila and Adam and how much they hated each other. She also asked Jen and Ryan how they felt about being on the block together. Jen claimed that she put herself on the block for Ryan before tearfully telling him how much she loves him. This left me wondering just how she did anything to sacrifice herself for him.

Then they began the HOH interview with Amanda and Alex. Amanda claims to have forgiven everyone for tearing her a new ass a few days ago. Alex addressed the fact that they both lost their dads and said he draws strength from his dad in the game. Amanda got emotional while addressing her dad’s death. Then they both talked about how they want to play the game in the future.

Finally (and I really mean that because this has been one long HOH week) we got around to the eviction. Ryan & Alison’s speeches were good, but Jen thanked the HGs for “being so smoking hot”, whatever that means.

Jen and Parker were evicted! HOORAY! I was way, way, way, too sick of looking at Parker’s bored face and hearing Jen’s arrogant bitching.

After what felt like the longest goodbye in BB history, they finally hit the couch where they did their exit interview with Julie. The Chenbot asked why Jen would want to reveal her relationship with Ryan so early on in the game and Jen answered with some a line of crap. Parker sat looking furious and murmured “It is what it is” when Julie asked him about the situation.

In the HOH competition, the HGs had to answer a series of “majority rules” questions. As a result of the competition, the house will have no hot water for the next 72 hours, the women will be wearing bathing suits for the next 24 hours, the house will go without drinking cups for the week, they’ll have a margarita party (but they don’t have cups), the women will be cooking dinner for the men, and they loose the washing machine for two weeks.

In the end, James and Chelsia won HOH.

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Thanks to Adam’s remark about “retards” getting their hair done, CBS has come under fire from Autism groups.

Yahoo news reported this:

NEW YORK – A national autism advocacy group is demanding an apology from CBS over a disparaging remark a contestant on the reality show “Big Brother” made about people with the disorder.

John Gilmore, executive director of Autism United, said Monday that his group has been trying to speak with CBS executives since last week’s broadcast.

On that episode, a contestant named Adam, who claims to work for an autism foundation, said he would spend his winnings on a hair salon for people with developmental disabilities “so retards can get it together and get their hair done.”

His partner, Sheila, told him: “Don’t call them that.”

Adam responded: “Disabled kids. I can call them whatever I want. I work with them all day, OK?”

The show’s Web site describes him as a 29-year-old public relations manager from Delray Beach, Fla.

In a statement released Monday, CBS condemned Adam’s comments, saying they don’t represent opinions held by the network or the program’s producers.

“We certainly find the statements made by Adam to be offensive but believe they were countered by the immediate reaction of shock and condemnation from a fellow houseguest, Sheila,” the statement said. “Adam’s remarks would not have been permitted to air unchallenged.”

“Big Brother” also has been condemned for contestants’ remarks on incest, race, ethnicity and sexual orientation. Some contestants have been removed following incidents that were deemed violent or racist.

The premise of the show is that contestants — or “houseguests” — are isolated from the outside world while under constant surveillance. Once a week, they vote to evict a member of the group.

When just two people remain, a jury of voted-off contestants picks the “Big Brother” winner of the $500,000 grand prize.

Autism is a complex disorder featuring poor social interaction and communication skills.

This story was also reported on In Case You Didn’t Know

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Morty’s TV had this delightful interview with Big Brother 8 winner Dick Donato. In it, he talks all about this year’s House Guests, the game so far, and all the sex in the house. Though Dick’s words can be rather harsh, I think he makes some very good points here about why this season is nowhere near as entertaining as seasons past. Throwing so much sex into the show takes away from the actual game play and that makes for a very boring (though sex-filled) season.

Needless to say, Dick’s thoughts on the show so far have been very entertaining. Here’s some highlights… read the full article here.

So little game play it seems the only reason they are in there most of the time is to get laid. The plays that have been made have been some of the most idiotic ever made. Jacob wanted to stir it up and make a major game play…. Major game play? How do you make a major gameplay when there was none to be made? Almost certainly Sheila & Adam would have been history, instead this jackass is history. What a dumbass.

And talk about dumbasses….What a Jenius move telling everyone that you are a couple outside the house. What in the hell is wrong with these people? Did they do that so Ryan could fuck Jen and she wouldn’t be looked at as such a slut? Well, it didn’t work….. she is still a slut and both of their asses are on the block. I don’t know the reasoning behind that brilliant move, but something tells me it was rooted in Ryan’s jealousy.

I agree! The entire concept of the “secret” pair is to keep it a secret and advance your game play, not to tell everyone about it and put a target on your back. Even stupider than the Jacob/Sharon or Ryan/Jen reveals was the “reveal” of the fake relationship between Sheila and Allison. I don’t understand why someone would want to be associated with being a secret pair when all that can do is make you a target.

Now Sheila, what the fuck is wrong with this woman? She was paired with Adam, so what? Yeah, he is the crazy eyed person of this cast and he is neurotic and it looks like the guy is gonna have an aneurysm when he is in the diary room, but she isn’t marrying him or fucking him. It is her partner to win half a million dollars, you idiot! She alienated him immediately and had it not been for the Jenius Jacob, they would be gone because of her, dumb bitch. And I saw her Penthouse pics from a hundred years ago and it just made me happy the 80’s are over. Those giant bushes like hers, you would have to get the weed wacker out of the garage just to find the pussy there, then you would always get a stray in the back of your throat and would be hacking it up like a cat with a fur ball. Thanks for the memories Sheila. And she was going around the house saying she was dreaming about me…. I found this very disturbing and have been afraid to go to sleep ever since.

The descriptive image of her Penthouse pictures aside, I think Dick is totally right about Sheila’s freaky behavior. She had such a tantrum when she found out she would be partnered with Adam that she made everyone in the house totally uncomfortable. It was downright creepy. I don’t know whether she was horrified that BB would pick someone like Adam to be her “soulmate” or that this would ruin any chance she had of being some kind of hot cougar to the other guys. When I saw that episode, I remember thinking, “Wow, Sheila is having a freakout like the one Jen had when she saw her ugly picture during the first week of Big Brother 8.”

Amanda is either the most delusional one of the group or was actually “sleep fingered” yeah, I never heard of it either, but if there is sleep walking, and with her account Alex was pretending to be asleep and was trying to pull a slick one by pulling the old sleep finger the girl you are laying next to, since your eyes are closed, you must be totally innocent. And in the mean time didn’t she suck a dick somewhere along the line as well? I can’t be sure, maybe I was getting a blow job in my sleep.

Amanda is so ridiculous on her own that it’s almost not even worth describing. Her booty shorts during the HOH competition made me literally laugh out loud. I mean, why not just wearunderwear? Because those are not shorts! Her voice sounds like Paris Hilton on helium and she’s so incredibly prissy and superficial that she borders on being a cartoon character.

Is anyone keeping track of how many blow jobs have been done in the house already? We know that Natalie swallows and will suck any dick stuck in her face. I saw a line forming at her side of the bed by all the other guys in the house taking turns dumping loads down her throat. But the nice Christian girl she is, I could have sworn that after every gulp, I heard a Hallelujah Jesus!

Seriously! I find it so funny that the one girl who directly mentioned how she loved God in her introduction video is the first one to go down on a guy she’s only known for a few days. What happened in this house during the first week? It’s not a contest to see how many different anonymous strangers you can hook up with, it’s a game show where you compete to win money!

And even though one of the gay guys left for a picnic or maybe he was on the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleading squad and decided he was giving up too much to stay. It seems that our resident, self proclaimed wild and crazy guy, James was a little bit wilder than we thought when those gay porn pictures started popping up (no pun intended) all over the place. This guy seems confused about more than his sexuality as well. I mean, he is bicycling around the world? Ok, cool…. But what in the fuck is up with those tattoos?

I have a friend that reminds me SO much of James. He’s one of those kids who thinks that by biking across the globe he can be like Che Guevara and suddenly end all war and world hunger. Interestingly enough, my friend also has a little gay porn secret like James. These kids! They think they’re individuals, but they’re just carbon copies of each other.

Jen is supposed to be the hot girl in the house, because it sure in the hell isn’t Amanda or Natalie with the big strap on boobs that God gave her. But her overconfidence was funny to watch and her biggest move in the house so far was asking Ryan to stick her tampon up in her vagina farther. I guess she can’t push it in passed her elbow in, so she probly just stops people in the mall and asks them if they could shove it in 3 feet or so.

This man never disappoints! Dick always has something graphic and entertaining to say about someone!

Token (Parker) seems cool enough, but he seems like he has the mood swings of a woman in the height of her period. He seems to have pissed people off already. Even I waited on pissing people off until the 3rd week, except Jen that is, but we are talking about people that actually count.

I love that he called Parker Token, especially because I know Dick’s a big South Park fan. Are no black people auditioning for this show anymore or is there a reason why there’s only one per season these days? Parker’s mood does seem to change at the drop of a hat and I can never tell if he’s pissed, tired, or checking out Amanda.

The Power Couple thing, I HATED IT! Every power in the BB house comes with a negative attached to it. HOH, you nominate people, not all go home and you have made an enemy in the house, I like that. This thing had no repercussions what so ever attached to it. And the fact that there was no vote, no way to save yourself, no nothing… Just waving the hand of the holder of the magic ping pong ball and you are gone. Are you kidding me?

So true! What was the point of the “power couple” thing? I agree with what Dick said about actions having repercussions in the house, that’s the fun part of the game. I think this whole season seems to be  set up like The Real World with no real strategy, no scheming, no actual game play. People are to obsessed with the stupid “soulmate” spin to make any game moves.

I have never liked the twists, this is no exception. If I had waited the three years I did to get into the house, then they pair me up with someone like the blowjob queen… well, bad example. Let’s say Jen, or Amber from BB8. I would have had to kill the cast and the production before turning the plastic fruit knife on myself… I would be so pissed off.

The twists always make the playing field unfair for people. It tips it to their advantage or their disadvantage. It should be an even playing field for everyone playing the game. But, there is no going back now, there will be twists every season and every season they will try and out do themselves from the season before.

Kind of ironic words coming from a guy who was put in the house with his daughter Daniele and subsequently dominated the game with her. The unfair advantages make for more interesting game play… when they’re used correctly. It seems like this group doesn’t know how to spin these twists in their favor. In fact, it seems like this group doesn’t know how to tie their own shoes!

Dick ends with this:

Welcome to the Season of Dick sucking and sleep fingering.

House Credo – We don’t need no stinking strategizing…. A dirty Sanchez will due.

I am out…
EvelDick

I honestly believe that the producers were so out of ideas that they just thought, “Well, what if we just got a bunch of people to have sex and fight on TV?” It’s really too bad because BB used to be one of the best reality shows because it didn’t have those things. It was a game and sometimes that game involved flirting and showmances, but sometimes it didn’t. This season, the entire objective of winning the money seems to have taken a major backseat to getting some action from the other members of the cast. If I wanted to watch annoying twentysomethings bang and yell at each other, I have that horrible reality classic, The Real World. I watch BB to see all the plotting and backstabbing that leads someone to the final two. There are no heroes or villains this year because there’s no gameplay! Where’s Dr. Will when you need him?!

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It seems that some interesting facts about James’ life outside the house have come to light…. including his appearance in a video on a gay porn website. These were posted over on RealityBBQ.

That’s right folks, it’s James, the pink haired House Guest from Big Brother 9. People are claiming the video is recent because of his tattoos. The video’s been removed from YouTube, but you can see uncensored photos under the cut…. that is, if you actually want to see photos of James’ junk.

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Tonight’s episode was boring as ever with no eviction. Things change every day in the house and it’s definitely wearing on my nerves that the broadcast show is so far behind the action.

The episode finally addressed Neil leaving the house due to a personal emergency, however it didn’t show any footage of Josh crying and moping afterwards nor any clips of their budding romance, which was cut short by Neil’s exit. The entire segment was less than a minute or two long and basically just a quickie explanation of why we would start seeing Sharon in the clips again.

They finally aired the veto competition. The competing HGs were the two nominated couples, the two HOHs, and one chosen couple, Natalie & Matt. Josh was chosen as the host.

They all headed into the back yard where a bunch of spinning wheels were set up. The girls strapped onto the wheels and the guys spun them around. The girls had a button to hold down and if they let go, they were done. The first team to reach 300 revolutions won. Both Ryan and Parker tired quickly as Matt kept spinning Natalie away. Naturally, they reached 300 first and won.

Despite several clips of Matt promising to use the veto on Parker & Jen, he and Natalie opted not to use it, leaving the nominations the same.

Aside from the competitions, they also had a couple segments about the romance and relationships in the house. There was a brief segment about Allison and Sheila’s “relationship”, but that’s hardly worth talking about because they’re both so insignificant so far.

They moved on to talking about Amanda and her “love triangle” with Parker and Alex. Even though Alex had told her he had feelings for her, she continued to flirt shamelessly with Parker at every opportunity, even claiming she liked him more than her partner. This pissed Alex off (natch!) and there was a little dramatic episode with everyone yelling at everyone else. It was kind of entertaining, but nothing like the Amanda vs Everyone fight that feed watchers witnessed a couple days ago.

They moved on the the Jen/Ryan relationship and showed a super short bit about their tryst in the bathroom. I’m guessing the clip was short because Ryan is notoriously the “one minute man” and the sex itself was blink-and-you-miss-it speedy. Either way, they addressed this sexual encounter, but not the Natalie/Matt BJ that occurred days ago nor the Amanda/Alex bedtime flirting that we posted screencaps of here.

Disappointing as it is, there has still not been an eviction and the show didn’t even address the major blowout that recently happened. Just how long is an HOH week in this game? I guess we’ll just have to wait and see when an eviction (eventually) happens.

View all of Episode 4 on CBS.com here.

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Even after this giant fight and everyone deciding they hate everyone else (but mostly just Amanda), nothing changed in the house and the veto was not used.

Parker & Jen and Ryan & Allison are still on the block and one will be going home.

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Superstar Blogger Perez Hilton has posted a video of the fight on his website and the clip he found on youtube has already been viewed a zillion times. I swear, that clip is going to be more popular than the first season of the show!

Check the video here:

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There was a GIANT fight in the house and we finally found the video… thanks to Perez Hilton of all sources… so here it is.

Everyone freaked out and attacked Amanda and the back yard turned into a cage match.

View a ton of it here or search for it on youtube to see the ten billion other clips.

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