Natalie and Matt win Veto
The veto winners are Matt and Natalie.
I’m not sure if this will change anything, but I’m sure we’re in for a lot of negotiation… that is, if the cast decides to stop having sex for a minute and play the game.
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BB sex makes it all the way to Dlisted.com
Things are coming up roses for the producers and the network. By turning this early-return season into some kind of fuck-fest, they are getting attention from all over the place. Celebrity gossip site Dlisted.com ran a story about the Natalie/Matt BJ and the Ryan/Jen bathroom sex. Excerpts below:
Big Brother 9 barely started and they are already doing sex to each other. In case you didn’t know, this season singles were paired up with their “soul mates.” Basically BB is a dating service now.
So true! When did this show become like some unholy crossbreed of Temptation Island and The Real World?
Last night, Nat and her partner Matt got it on. Well, basically she got it on with his dick. She was seen giving him a blowjob under the covers. Wet slurps and all. After it was all said and swallowed, Matt made Nat pinky swear that she wouldn’t tell anyone. He then flashes a smile at the camera.
Will someone tell these people that just because they can have sex on camera doesn’t mean they have to? They went on to discuss the bathroom banging too…
Matt and Nat aren’t the only ones getting a little action. The boyfriend and girlfriend of the house, Jen and Ryan, were caught fucking in the bathroom by Parker. You can clearly hear the moaning and then they come out and wash their hands. I’m surprised they even did that.
Sex sells, but it’s kinda weird for me as a long-time fan of this show to watch as it slowly turns into the same reality garbage that’s on every other channel. BB was always great because it was different from that crap. Now everyone on the show is such an exhibitionist that all they want to do is be as skanky and outrageous as they can in hopes of spinning this into some kind of career.
I can’t blame them though, it worked for New York from Flavor of Love. It just seems weird how every season, a group of attention whores go in the house hoping to be big stars, but their fame only lasts for the three months of the show and the “catch up with the House Guests” episode on the next season. Everyone used to be ok with that, but now it seems that the 15 minutes is not enough and they have to do something even crazier every season to capture attention.
It’s like the whole nation is turning into Chris Crocker! How far will it go?
Alex and Amanda’s HOH flirt-fest
On the subject of hook ups, here’s some screencaps of Alex and Amanda rolling around in bed in the HOH room last night. Thanks to StickySixx and Capgirl at BB Chatter.
Natalie’s BJ video
YouTube is taking these down left and right, but here’s part of the infamous hummer followed by Natalie and Matt making a pinky swear not to tell.
Natalie gives a BJ
Well, well, well… this season is turning out to be filled with steamy action. Like an episode of Temptation Island, everyone seems to be in bed with everyone else. I blame the producers for taking these attention-hungry media whores and pairing them up with a “soulmate”, thus giving them every excuse to be as slutty as possible. They HGs probably think, “It’s not being a slut, he’s supposed to be my soulmate! It’s ok if I bang him in the bathroom or blow him on camera.”
According to the headline on BB Chatter, Natalie gave Matt a BJ last night.
Remember when the hook ups on BB were all undercover, top secret summer flings? Remember when people would kiss under the covers so the cameras didn’t capture every spit-swapping moment?
This season, all the undercover stuff is out the window as people hook up left and right. Congratulations to the producers and CBS. They got what they wanted. After all, they designed a house with more private areas than past seasons, paired people with romantic partners, cast people who clearly have no problems with making amateur porn and filled the house with condoms. It’s just interesting to see how the series has shifted this time around.
I’m still looking for video of the alleged blow job incident, but until then, here’s a video of Natalie letting all the guys squeeze her boobs.
Jen and Ryan foreplay
Here’s a video of Jen and Ryan just before their romp in the bathroom courtesy of Capgirl. Some of this might be NSFW, so don’t turn your speakers up too loud unless you don’t mind people in your office hearing Jen tell Ryan that she wants “to suck on it so bad.”
So much drama, so early on
Ok, so unfortunately my job is preventing me from being an obsessive feed watcher at the moment. It’s always slower in the summer around the office, so I have so much more time during regular seasons.
Anyway, it seems that there has been quite a lot of drama going on inside and outside the house.
First, Neil is gone. Apparently he was called into the diary room and never came back. It seems that he had a family emergency. Morty’s TV reported that he had the option to leave or stay and he chose to leave. Frankly, I think that’s the best decision. Family stuff should always come before competing in a reality show.
Joshua was devastated because he was really falling for Neil, they had even shared a kiss. Joshua cried for a while and the other HGs tried to comfort him.
Then BB gave Joshua the option of picking an evicted person to be his partner. This is pretty lame because it really puts him at a disadvantage in the game, which sucks because I like him. Anyway, he chose Sharon because everyone thought she got a raw deal from being partnered up with her ex, who also happened to be a moron.
I agree completely with the moron bit. On last night’s episode, Jacob tried to create all this controversy by telling Jen that Parker was a snake. He did this when Jen and Parker were still the power couple, and while they still had the opportunity to evict him. Naturally, the did.
Then today we had a BB Valentine’s Day surprise when Ryan and Jen decided to get it on in the bathroom. Parker was outside and tried to get in the bathroom when he realized what was going on in there. It seems that the entire encounter didn’t last very long and everyone has been making fun or Ryan calling him the “one minute man.”
I guess the producers and the casting directors did a good job this season because we’ve already got sex, but that doesn’t stop this from being really boring this time around. I kind of like ti more when people play as individuals because there’s so much more actual game play. Having a partner can be a liability, but it can also be a huge safety net that prevents people from making any crazy moves or trying to “throw each other under the bus” to use a common BB term.
Anyway, now Sharon is partnered up with Joshua. Alex and Amanda are still HOH and Jen and Parker, Allison and Ryan are nominated.
First eviction
On the show last night, Parker and Jen won HOH.
Jacob and Sharon were evicted.
Alex and Amanda are the new HOH.
Episode 1: Thoughts and recap
Woo hoo! It’s aaawn!
Big Brother 9 is back for a special winter season and I’m way psyched!
Julie says the twist is that everyone is single and looking for love. They have been paired with a “soulmate” and will play as couples. (Because they either ran out of ideas or this season is sponsored by eHarmony or something?)
During the introductions, we get what will no doubt be one of the best quotes of the season:
“I’m Natalie and I love bikinis, coffee, and God.”
The women enter the house first and instantly begin the screaming, giggly task of choosing a bed but can’t because doors are locked. First was Natalie, Jen, Allison, and Sheila, then Sharon, Amanda, and Chelsia.
Julie announces that Sharon and Jacob, who dated for 12 years, recently broke up and are about to see each other again in the BB house. Then they show a little video about their relationship. “How will they react when they come face to face with each other?”
Jen and her boyfriend Ryan will both be in the house, but acting like they’ve never met.
These “secrets” don’t really seem that exciting, but it’s BB so I’m in either way.
Ryan, Adam, Parker, Alex and Joshua enter the house first when the guys are brought out. Ryan kissed Jen on the cheek when they “met”. (Yeah, this guy’s gonna be great, I’m sure her secret’s safe with him!) Matt, James, Neil and Jacob entered in the second wave and the look on Sharon’s face was pretty damn good (but nowhere near Daniele’s reaction to seeing her dad last year). These introductions are always BS though becasue everyone’s on their best behavior. As Chris Rock once said “You’re not meeting them, you’re meeting their representative.”
I’m already captivated by Jen and Ryan. They could give Amber a run for her money in the stupidity department. Besides the accidental kiss during the introductions, if Jen tries to cover up her relationship with him one more time by asking him what his name is, I’m gonna scream.
Julie announces the pairs:
- Alex and Amanda (both pretty and superficial, sounds good)
- James and Chelsia (two attention whores, so no shocker there)
- Natalie and Matt (again, no shocker as he seems to be the go-to guy for lame sexual innuendos in the diary room and she’s a bikini barrista with a pair of plastic boobs)
- Jen and Parker (oooooh snap! Her boyfriend, who describes himself as the jealous type, will be thrilled)
- Joshua and Neil
- Jacob and Sharon (oooooh snap part II!)
- Ryan and Allison
- Sheila (the cougar) will be with Adam, who she’s not into at all.
The last two couples will sleep in sleeping bags
Just a few minutes in and we already have a bitchy freak out. Sheila is having a total tantrum about being paired with Adam and even started crying. This is comparable to Jen flipping out over her picture last year.
The first eviction will air tomorrow and the HGs head out to the backyard to compete in the first “Power Couple” competition of the season. The challenge is that one will lie on a bed, another will be suspended in the air. The one on the bottom will hold on to the one on the top and the last pair hanging wins.
What a shocker! Sheila and Adam were eliminated first. I feel bad for him because the producers kinda screwed him by putting him with that banshee. Neil and Josh were second eliminated as Ryan continued to sweat on his partner and Amanda dropped from Alex a short time later. Sharon and Jacob were next to go, leaving three teams left.
Julie proposes a challenge, the couples must try to pick up the heart pillow below them using only their hands. If they get it, they win $10,000. Parker and Jen got the pillow as well as James and Chelsia, but Chelsia fell shortly after, so they don’t get the cash.
After a little negotiation, Parker and Jen won and became the first “Power Couple” AKA HOH of this season. This means they can eliminate someone… and they also won $10,000 from getting the pillow.
The eviction will air tomorrow!!!
The show will air Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday for the rest of the season. Big Brother After Dark will air every single night on ShoToo.
Slutty season?
Many people have noticed that the logo for this current season has a heart in it. There has been speculation that the contestants are ex-lovers, or even current couples. While I’m not sure about the meaning behind this, it looks like the producers have indeed cooked up a romantic twist for the show.
Showmances are a staple of this show. From the first season when Brittany and Jamie both liked Josh to the “groundbreaking” Dave/Amanda sex scene in the HOH, this show would be nothing if it weren’t for all those questions about who’s hooking up with who.
If you look at your favorite HGs or favorite seasons, I’ll bet you that part of what you loved about them was all the sexual tension. All-Stars, which was probably one of the most loved seasons by BB fans, was fueled by the possibility of a Brangelina-like Will/Janelle hook up. Even last year’s all-too-short Daniele/Nick fling was one of the interesting parts of the season, and by the time we got around to the Eric/Jessica make out sesh, it was clear that a showmance makes for good tv.
This year’s addition of the “spa” room with massage table, two person sauna and….. oh yeah…. the BOWL OF CONDOMS, should let everyone know that the producers are counting on a lot of steamy showmance action.
The basics:
The remaining House Guests are:
Jordan ----- Natalie
Kevin
HoH:
_____
The Nominated HGs are:
_____ ----- _____
The Veto winner is:
_____
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