Chelsia uses the veto, James is on the block

After the Natalie conspiracy, Adam, Ryan and Matt had a big meeting in the HOH room and decided to target James this week. I don’t see how he could have the votes to stay, so it looks like he’s gone.

Here’s video of the three douche bags trying to go over their plan:




In other news, Josh and Sharon had a big falling out. Video to come. We still don’t know who will be voted back into the house from the choice of evictees.

Breaking News! Natalie’s betrayal updates

EARLY AFTERNOON: Josh went to Natalie and said “Matty’s upstairs talking to Ryan. I think he got a whiff of something so he’s trying to convince Ryan not to put him up.”

Natalie said “No way. He has no idea.”

Josh asked, “Are you sure? Because I think he does. I think someone tipped him off.”

This would have been the perfect time for Natalie to admit that she gave up the entire plan to Matty and now they’re ALL in trouble. Instead, she said she was certain that Matt had no idea and he was probably upset and talking to Ryan because Natalie’s been ignoring him and he knows she’s over him.

After this, Josh went into to talk to James, telling him that Natalie gave them all up to Matty and now they were all in big trouble. James was amazed.

Josh went around telling the other involved parties that Natalie had given up their plan. Sharon was angry. Chelsia said “We should all just give her the cold shoulder to let her know we know what she did.” Sheila exclaimed, “I told you she would!”

Josh returned to Natalie to see if he could get her to admit that she had sold them all out. She insisted that Matt was only upset because he knew Natalie wasn’t going to be taking his crap anymore and that she didn’t like him anymore. Josh kept politely pressing her, and she kept insisting that she never told anyone about their plan.

I feel like Josh will blow up on Natalie at some point because she won’t come clean with what she did and you can tell he wants to murder her right now. He might not have a freak out on her though because everyone knows she’s fragile.

I’m sure I’ll be posting a lot more today as the whole thing unfolds.

Right now Matt’s up in the HOH talking to Ryan about this plan to put him up and trying to convince Ryan to eliminate Chelsia or Sheila.

AFTERNOON: Sheila, Chelsia, Sharon, Josh and James all went to talk to Ryan about Natalie telling Matt. Ryan said in front of all of them that Matt had told him about the plan and said he heard it from Natalie. This confirmed that Natalie was, in fact, the leak in their alliance.

They each promised Ryan that he would be safe for two weeks if he put Matt on the block and that it was in his best interest to make a strategic move and eliminate a strong player like Matt from the house (DUH!)

Since neither Matt nor Natalie will be playing for the veto, they have a genuine chance of getting Matt on the block and out the door.

In other news, Alex and Amanda were reportedly in the top spots for returning house guests on the CBS vote. If it is Alex that returns, they better hope they get Matt out now because those two will tear through the place if they can team up.

The veto competition has just started.

Feeds return, Sheila is in a red unitard. Sharon won a slop pass, Josh won a letter from home, Adam won a motorcycle, Ryan wom $10,000.

Chelsia won the veto. Hopefully she will veto herself and Matt will go up.

LATE AFTERNOON: Ryan and Matt are upstairs talking about who won what in the veto comp. Matt seams uneasy and keeps implying that he’s worried about his position. At one point, he said “I’d love to have more competitions like this where you win stuff, that is, if I’m here next week.”

Ryan isn’t saying anything to reassure him, but his isn’t explicitly saying that he is putting him up either.

The house seems pretty into the idea of getting Matt out and Ryan also seems behind it.

Natalie spills the beans to Matt

After getting majorly dissed by Matty and the annoying crowd in the HOH last night, Natalie ran and cried to Josh and Sheila about how mean they all were. They told her about a plan to convince Ryan to put up Matt (an actual intelligent move!) if one of the girls is removed with the veto. Natalie claimed she was totally over Matt and she wanted to get him out too.

After confiding all this information to Natalie, she turned around and did this:


I understand that she loves Matt, she’d do anything for him, but this betrayal is pretty lame. She did it because she thought that, by telling Matt, she would be doing him a favor and giving him a heads up.. thus making him fall in love with her. It was a move out of desperation. Today, Josh, Sheila, Sharon, Chelsia, James and the rest of the house have been campaigning to Ryan to get Matt out. During Matt’s conversation with Josh he revealed that “You know, Matt already knows about this plan. Someone already told him about your plan to back door him this week.” Josh seemed shocked and, upon further questioning, discovered that it was Natalie who had spilled the beans on the top secret plot.

Honestly, I don’t think Josh should have been shocked because this is EXACTLY what I expected Natalie to do. I love her, but she’s off-the-deep-end crazy for Matt and it’s detrimental to the game.

Josh is confronting Natalie right now, I’ll post video when I find it.

What a bunch of assholes!

On After Dark tonight, there was a big discussion in the HOH room where Chelsia, James, Matt, and Ryan basically ripped on Natalie for like two hours straight. She was up there at first and talking to them about her ambitions of being an actress or about how she was raised to believe that if you really put your mind to something, you can achieve it. They were so rude to her, particularly Chelisa, and tearing her down in a back-handed-compliment sort of way. It was actually upsetting to witness and I changed the channel for a little while.

You could tell it hurt her feelings, so she left and went down stairs to talk to Josh and Sheila and be around people who don’t make it their personal mission to crush her spirit. Up in the HOH, they turned on the spy screen and made fun of Natalie as they watched her talk to Josh.

I know it’s crazy that I feel the need to defend her so much, but I think these fucking assholes are way too mean to Natalie and they end up looking like a bunch of total pieces of shit. So she’s a positive person with a constantly sunny attitude… what the hell is wrong with that? Why do they feel the need to shit on her every single chance they get? Just leave her alone and let her be the happy girl she is!

Matt keeps trying to justify his cruel comments by saying that he’s trying to teach her to be realistic. Chelsia echoed this statement saying that she talks shit about Natalie 24/7 because she wants to “prepare” her for the real world outside of the house. Of course, in the middle of these valuable lessons, they make fun of her look, say mean things about her family and talk about what amount of money they would have to be paid to have sex with her. During this conversation, the whole room laughed and said how much America probably thinks Natalie is ugly and stupid.

The whole thing played out like a scene from Mean Girls. They really have no reason to hate Natalie. She really has been nothing but kind to them. If anything, she’s been too kind and too friendly to them. I personally do like Natalie and, despite her kooky religious views (creation vs evolution, etc.) I think she is one of the most truthful people to play the game. It’s actually refreshing to see someone go in there and try to make friends and get along with people as opposed to trying to slit everyone’s throats to advance their own game.

I officially hate Chelsia now too, though I was leaning that way already. She is an arrogant, selfish, obnoxious, intolerable bitch. She would gladly whore herself to any of the guys in the house to stay in the game and she doesn’t even know how to play that evil character in an entertaining way. She prances around the house like she’s hot shit, when in fact she’s some no-chin skank who thinks she’s so punk rock and has probably gained like 40lbs since being in the house. The combination of James/Matt and Chelsia is unwatchable. They are so into themselves that it’s not even worth having the cameras there. It’s like Daniele from BB8 and the entire Nerd Herd from BB6 rolled into some horrific two-headed bastard child.

I think Ryan’s nominations were probably the most pussy move of the game thus far, if not one of the weakest moves in BB history. It makes no sense to target the weakest players (”if the veto’s used I’ll back door Sheila” WTF?) and leave all the strongest competitors in the game. The move this week should have been to take out Chelsia, James, or Matty because they are the people who will rule this house. I know Ryan thinks he’s in with the “bros” but someone like James would stab him in the back faster than you could say “back door nom”. Is he forgetting that they voted him out last week and he’s only here because of some concocted twist from the producers?

Ugh! This is the part in this game that I hate myself for watching it because there are like 3 people I like and a ton of people that I’d rather gouge my eyes out than watch. Right now, I want James, Chelsia or Matt gone, but Ryan’s a total bitch with no spine, so that won’t happen.

The only nice part of this is that I can turn off After Dark early and get some damn sleep.

Food competition leaks on feeds

The food competition leaked on the feeds for a quick moment today. Here’s the video, thanks to quirkydude and Camlawnman at BB Chatter.



As a result, Sheila, Chelsia, Josh and Sharon are on slop for the week.

Josh does drugs

Perez Hilton has a picture up that is allegedly Josh snorting something, alleged to be ketamine. Allegedly.

Josh doing cocaine

The twist! Part One

On the episode tonight, the siren twist was finally revealed.

The HGs gathered for the eviction ceremony, voting out Allison and Ryan 2-0. As they tried to leave, the door was locked and the alarm sounded, signaling everyone to return to the living room. Allison was nearly peeing her pants in excitement thinking it was her saving grace in the house. Her face was so smug and self-satisfied that it was almost unbearable to watch.

Julie came on and said that there would be a twist. The “Til Death Do You Part” idea was over and the house guests would now be competing as individuals. Josh and Sharon were still the HOH, but now the rest of the house would have to choose Allison OR Ryan to evict from the house.

One by one they were called into the Diary Room and cast their votes. In the end, Allison’s smug little look was wiped off her face as she was voted out 6-0 and pouted all the way out to the couch for her interview with Julie.

When we returned to the house, the HGs filed into the back yard for the HOH competition. In a series of “before or after” true/false questions, it came down to Ryan and Adam. In the end, Ryan emerged as the comeback kid of BB9, going from eviction to HOH and winning the competition.

At the end of the episode, Julie revealed a new twist that would be hitting the house. One of the previously evicted HGs will be returning to the game and America gets to vote for who it will be. I personally would only want Alex back in the house because everyone else that was kicked out annoyed the shit out of me, but frankly, none of the options are exactly great.

I’m still not sure how the individual player twist will change the game. I know Natalie was bummed because it meant Matty no longer had to be nice to her. Sheila seemed pretty devastated as well, knowing that Baller (AKA Adam) is much more well-liked in the house than she is. Other former couples, like James and Chelsia seemed determined to continue playing the game together as a team.

As far as the “twists”, Big Brother always says to “expect the unexpected” but I don’t think there was a single person in the house our outside it that didn’t see this one coming. It was pretty obvious that the couples would dissolve as some point in the game and the “vote someone back in” thing is kind of tired too. None of these things are new concepts. I mean, Big Brother 3 had the returning house guest thing and as soon as the couples concept was introduced, it was clear that they’d eventually shuffle the teams.

I wish the producers would think of actual “twists” in the game, like a triple/quadruple eviction or bringing in one of the All-Stars to mix things up. Instead we get rehashed concepts from the early days of the show.

We’ll just have to see if they cook up anything entertaining in the future for Big Brother 9.

Josh talks anal, HIV, and “butt bumps”

Here’s the clip that’s had the internet a buzz from DListed to Perez Hilton. Josh was having a discussion with Chelsia when they started talking about what foods to avoid when you’re going to have anal, why you can’t get HIV if you’re a top, and how to do cocaine up your ass.

Needless to say, the audio in this clip is NSFW:



James and Matt get into a fight

According to the scrolling headline on After Dark, everyone has been pissed with James for not telling anyone how he’s voting. I also think it’s because he’s been a total dick to Natalie and he’s been acting like he’s hot shit in the house all week.

James and Matt got into a confrontation. Video here:


Dramz! More here (some of it’s repeats from the previous video):

And here Matt talks about how he wants to try to have sex with Chelsia just to mess with James:

In this clip, Matt talks to Natalie about James saying he’s planning to “break her down” emotionally:

I want to say for the record that I think it’s fucked up to attack someone like Natalie emotionally. While she may have some issues, from what I’ve seen on the feeds, she’s super sweet and friendly. I don’t like the idea of some dickhole trying to make her cry.

You’re probably thinking I’m a total hypocrite, after all, I thought it was hilarious when Dick would lay into Amber and Jameka last year and make them cry… but I’ll explain.

First, I really like Natalie. I think she seems like a very caring and sweet person. She’s also amazingly genuine for this game. Like Amber, she frequently references religion and asks God to help her win the game. But unlike Amber, she seems much more upfront with her own hypocrisies. Amber acted like she was a walking example of divine perfection, where as Natalie seems to accept her flaws and use religion to uplift herself emotionally. Amber would claim to be honest, swear on the Bible or her daughter or anything else she claimed to hold sacred, only to turn around seconds later and break the promise as if she’d never made it. Natalie, on the other hand, has been resoundingly honest and truthful this season, keeping her promises and being upfront with people about her strategy.

Also, Natalie is so much more friendly and sweet than Amber. She is a genuinely nice person and has treated everyone in the house like her friend, even if they have hurt or annoyed her. If anything, she’s nice to a fault. She is quick to forgive Matt, for example, even when he says something hurtful.

This last point goes without saying because Amber is the stupidest living human being, but Natalie is a lot smarter than Amber. It was almost painful to watch BB8 with Amber needing simple words explained to her and walking around with her ugly mug claiming she would be America’s Next Top Model. She and Jameka were immeasurably stupid and it ended up annoying me to the point where I had to turn off the feeds on occasion. By contrast, Natalie might not be the most educated HG this year (since Allison won’t stop telling us that she is the most educated) but her conversations are far more entertaining that Amber’s open-mouth staring and delusions of superstardom.

Veto update

Matt and Natalie used the veto.

Now Adam and Sheila are on the block with Ryan and Allison.

Allison has been campaigning to Natalie to try to stay in the house. She had a blow up with Sheila earlier today. It seems from the early stuff on After Dark that Matt and Natalie are trying to play both sides, keeping in Josh’s good graces and also trying to befriend Allison and Ryan in case they end up staying in the house.

Also, it seems that Chelsia is making out with James at random times and that the mood in the house had kind of shifted when it comes to her. Personally, I think Chelsia started out really cool, but she seems to think she is so awesome now and keeps acting like she’s better than everyone else in the house.

Some James and Chelsia action from earlier

If all these people are gonna do is make out and get laid, then that’s what I’m gonna post here. This is from yesterday and, like most of these night-vision-sex-vids, probably NSFW.


This one’s kinda boring and long, but you can fast forward to the parts where they start making out.

Here’s part 2 of that clip. Again, you’ll probably wanna fast forward.