Angie evicted, HoH in progress

Angie was evicted by a unanimous vote. The HoH competition is in progress now. I believe only April, Michelle and Renny are still in.

I hope Renny wins. I’m sick and tired of the rest of these whiny morons. At least Renny’s “kookoo bananas” as Courtney Love would say.

I liked Angie’s speech. I thought Jessie’s was outstanding in that he said “I” or “myself” like 50 times in a 30 second speech.

I am literally shocked that these people didn’t get rid of Jessie. I would vote him out for being a douchebag alone!

I don’t think these HGs realize that they don’t have to vote the way the HoH wants. Hey HGs, remember in seasons past when the pawn went home? Yeah geniuses, that’s cuz people mixed it up and voted with some form of strategy!

Ugh! Is it just me or is this the lamest season ever? I honestly can’t remember a single season being this boring and pointless this early on. I mean, it sucks from the gate!

Anyway, the highlight of the show was when Dan called Julie “Mrs. Chen”…. To which she responded, “Thank you. I am married, but Mrs. Chen is my mother. But thanks for the respect.” The Chenbot never shows emotion, let alone cracks jokes, so this was kinda shocking.

Guess who’s gonna be on HouseCalls today?

I read a MySpace bulletin about today’s very special guest on HouseCalls.

Not sure who it is? Well the answer’s under the jump.

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America’s Player is back

They’re bringing back the “America’s Player” twist this year–God knows why!– and giving viewers a chance to vote online for who they want to play for them.

Here’s a link to the voting page.

I have no recommendations as to who you should vote for because I just don’t care about any of these schmucks enough to root for a single one of them. It might be funny if it was Jessie because voters could totally fuck up his game like they did with Eric, the original “America’s Player” from BB8.

DListed says Jessie’s totally gay

Jessie is totally gay

Because I love DListed and it’s my favorite site, I absolutely love it when Michael K talks about Big Brother.

This time, it’s even better because he’s talking about Jessie’s uber gay nudie shots on the internet.

Here’s what he had to say:

Jessie Godderz from Big Brother 10 is the bodybuilder and resident twat of the house. I seriously can’t stand him for the simple fact that he’s fucking with Renny. Nobody messes with my Renny.

A week or so ago, a few semi-nude pictures of Jessie leaked. GaySocialite’s claims that Jessie’s friends leaked the pictures. They also claim that Jessie is a closeted wiener gobbler. One of their friends said, “He isn’t ready for his parents, or the public, to know that he is gay. Jessie isn’t actually open with his sexuality, but he doesn’t hide it too well either. We just don’t talk about it.”

Um….the fourth thumbnail below is as gay as it gets. I’m sure Tommy Girl has already photoshopped his face into that picture. Gross.

Towleroad also made a good point. Jessie may not like chicks or other dudes, but he definitely loves himself. Seriously, he wants to make a million roid babies with himself. He’s probably broken several mirrors from trying to do sex to his own reflection.

That being said, I’d hit it, but I’d have to bring my own dildo. You know he totally has roly poly peen.

I don’t necessarily think Jessie’s gay, I just think he’s arrogant. He loves himself so much, and he’s so into his muscles, that it wouldn’t surprise me if he wanted to make sexy times with another big muscley guy just to feel like he was having sex with himself.

Just when you thought Jessie had achieved maximum douche level…

Jessie is a turd

As I’m sure you already know, I think Jessie is a real contender for this year’s Biggest Douche on Reality TV. I recently discovered some pics posted on BB Chatter of Jessie modeling, if you can call it that, that only confirm his douchey-ness.

Slightly NSFW pics under the jump…
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RealPlayer cracks down on YouTube videos

A bit of news for those of us who like watching clips of the feeds on YouTube…

RealNetworks is cracking down on people posting anything from their live feeds on the internet. While they’ve never had a problem with feed clips on YouTube before, it seems that they now consider any sharing of feed clips to be copyright infringement.

Keith from BB Chatter just posted a letter he got from RealNetworks saying…

“I want to remind all of you about the user generated content policy from RealNetworks. Any video from the live feeds is Copyright material and is not to be distributed publically. If you are posting any videos from the feeds on YouTube, Clipser, DailyMotion, or any other UGC site your contact information will be passed along to the RealNetworks legal team. This policy is also in effect for any content that your public user base may be posting in your forums. If you have any Copyright material posted, I advise you to remove it immediately.”

It seems pretty stupid because I doubt that anyone who would have bought the feeds has opted to just watch YouTube. There are zillions of feed clips on there and finding any specific one can be damn near impossible. The entire point of the feeds is that they are live, happening right now. Only watching videos on YouTube negates the immediacy of a “live 24/7″ internet feed. People who care about watching the drama as it unfolds will still buy the feeds, so how are the YouTube clips any kind of threat to RealNetworks?

Anyway, this is kind of lame news because that means I probably won’t be posting too many more YouTube clips on here either. Don’t want to upset the angry corporate morons over at RealNetworks.

BB10 on DListed.com

Michael K, the hilarious writer for DListed.com has been watching BB this year and said some pretty funny things about it.

On the sounds April and Ollie make during sex:

It seriously sounds like a group of raccoons feasting on hot trash and loving every second of it.

On their dirty talk:

My ears dry heaved towards the end of the clip when April tells Ollie, “Cum on me.”

And on the whole relationship:

Nothing says “dumb American slut” like getting knocked up on live television.

Anyway, enjoy this clip of more April and Ollie sex…



Tonight’s eviction episode – my thoughts

So, I totally forgot that eviction was today. I’ve been a little busy (celebrating my birthday, buying a Prius, etc.) and didn’t even remember what day of the week it was.

Steven was evicted 9-0 and Keesha won HoH.

I’m only a few minutes into the episode so far and I feel bad for Steven. He seems like he’s pretty loyal and he doesn’t like having to go against Dan, who he considers a friend.

It really is too bad that Libra didn’t go up because everyone seems to hate her. I think what happened with her is what happens with a lot of floaters who get power early on; they start to think they rule the whole house and think about things way down the line. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s already thinking about who will vote for her in sequester. Ugh! She’s gotta go!

I’m kinda surprised that Memphis is on the “good” side of the house. He and Angie are floaters, but I’m surprised that he didn’t align himself with Jessie. Douche bags tend to flock together. Still, I feel like Angie and Memphis could become targets in the near future because they’re a pretty clear pair. The obvious couples and alliances are typically targeted first.

I’m not quie sure where Keesha stands, which worried me because she won HoH.I think she thinks the has to keep her alliance to the lame team (or NerdHerd 3.0) but she’s gotta realize that she has a fantastic chance to strike the heard of the douches.

On another note, I think it’s kinda weird that they’re doing the show in front of a live audience this year. It just seems bizarre and awkward. It was different in BB1 because there was more audience participation from the get-go, so it seemed to fit in a lot better.

Ollie and April - she’s got freaky looking rabid wolf eyes and he seems like a total dunce. They’re both lame and it doesn’t susprise me that they hooked up.

Renny - I just don’t know what to make of her. First, her son’s name is Sparky, which is kinda awesome in a way. She reminds me a lot of my aunt, who is very dramatic and over-the-top. In fact, they’re very similar right down to their penchant for weairng boas and silly wigs. I think she could prove to be a very powerful player later because she could skate by into the finals. She’s one of those people that no one wants to “waste” an HoH on. If everyone supposedly hates her, then let someone else get her out. That kind of thing can get you super far… just ask Dick Donato.

Jessie’s HoH interview with Julie - He is an arrogant douche nozzle! Literally all he does is talk about his muscles! I would rather date a scronny guy who weighs 100lbs than this fuck cheese any day! I’m glad they kept his interview short!

Eviction - I really liked Steven’s eviction speech. He kept it light hearted and fun, which rules. “Suck it bitches!” is probably the best way to end it when you know you’re going home. Memphis is a bigger idiot than Howie from BB6–he almost couldn’t cast his vote because he couldn’t remember how to say “I vote to evict___”. Jessie’s speech was fucking outrageous! He basically said, “Steven, I hope you learned how awesome I am and that you can be as awesome as me if you do some push ups.”

HoH comp - What a shocker, Jessie was talking about working out when he saw the alien in the window. Renny took like 20 minutes to realize/react to the rubber alien. I wish it was my job to just play head games with these people and move their stuff around or change things in the house to screw with them. The look on Libra’s face before the final question was so cocky and confident…. too bad she got it WRONG! LOL!

Anyway, like I said, it’s kinda hard to tell what Keesha will do, but I’ll do my best to keep this page updated with all the latest.

April and Ollie – Love connection

While there hasn’t been much of it on the show so far, it seems that April and Ollie have been banging on a pretty regular basis.

Here’s some video:



According to BB Chatter, April has even been talking about having a baby with Ollie. Sounds like Erika and Boogie from Big Brother All-Stars.

Crazy James broke his wrist

You’re probably thinking, “Crazy James? But that has nothing to do with BB10!” and you’re absolutely right… but… I find this year’s cast rather boring (at least this early on) so James it is.

I found this video blog from James posted over at BB Chatter and thought some of our Trashwire BB readers would enjoy.



Jessie is the new Ryan

Jessie flexes his muscles

Here’s the updates so far: Michelle won the Veto and chose to keep the nominations the same. It looks like Steven will be going home… at least for now. There was some talk of getting Libra nominated, but nothing came of it. I’m glad because Steven seems unhappy in the house and I think Dan could do more damage in the long run.

So, this doesn’t have a ton to do with tonight’s episode, but I really can’t stand Jessie.

Clearly, even the producers don’t care for him because they made him look like a total arrogant fuck cheese. He does nothing but talk about his muscles, he has pictures of himself all over his HoH room, and he puffs out his chest as he arrogantly stomps around the house. Does he even understand that he’s repulsive?!

I really couldn’t get over it tonight!

Usually, there’s someone I start to like early on in the game and I watch because I want that person to get far. In the past, I’ve endorsed Kaysar and Janelle, Dick Donato, and went back and forth about Crazy James last year.

Jessie is a beefy doucheThis year, it seems like it’s a reverse endorsement. Instead of hoping the good people (like Keesha so far) make it to the end of this game, I’ve been watching in hopes that horrible Jessie gets sent packing.

I really can’t explain the degree to which he creeps me out! It’s a lot like horrible Ryan from last year only without his bulging beer gut and too-small-for-his-fat-face beard. Please BB Gods, Please don’t let it be like last time and let the biggest douche get to the end!

Unfortunately for me, Jessie is HoH this week, so his sickeningly gross face/body/personality will be all over my tv for another week. Yuck!

Here’s to hoping someone gets his lame ass out next week!