DListed says Jessie’s totally gay

Jessie is totally gay

Because I love DListed and it’s my favorite site, I absolutely love it when Michael K talks about Big Brother.

This time, it’s even better because he’s talking about Jessie’s uber gay nudie shots on the internet.

Here’s what he had to say:

Jessie Godderz from Big Brother 10 is the bodybuilder and resident twat of the house. I seriously can’t stand him for the simple fact that he’s fucking with Renny. Nobody messes with my Renny.

A week or so ago, a few semi-nude pictures of Jessie leaked. GaySocialite’s claims that Jessie’s friends leaked the pictures. They also claim that Jessie is a closeted wiener gobbler. One of their friends said, “He isn’t ready for his parents, or the public, to know that he is gay. Jessie isn’t actually open with his sexuality, but he doesn’t hide it too well either. We just don’t talk about it.”

Um….the fourth thumbnail below is as gay as it gets. I’m sure Tommy Girl has already photoshopped his face into that picture. Gross.

Towleroad also made a good point. Jessie may not like chicks or other dudes, but he definitely loves himself. Seriously, he wants to make a million roid babies with himself. He’s probably broken several mirrors from trying to do sex to his own reflection.

That being said, I’d hit it, but I’d have to bring my own dildo. You know he totally has roly poly peen.

I don’t necessarily think Jessie’s gay, I just think he’s arrogant. He loves himself so much, and he’s so into his muscles, that it wouldn’t surprise me if he wanted to make sexy times with another big muscley guy just to feel like he was having sex with himself.

2 Responses to “DListed says Jessie’s totally gay”

  1. For you dirty boys and girls looking for the Crazy James porn pictures, they’re at http://trashwire.com/bigbrother/index.php/2008/02/20/james-did-porn/

  2. Yeah, I don’t know if Jesse is gay but those pictures do not help.

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