Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Jerry won HoH and I don’t doubt that he’ll nominate Dan for eviction. Since everyone now knows Dan’s a good player, he might go home this week!

Dan’s pretty much the only reason I watch this mess anymore and, if he leaves, I’m canceling me feeds ASAP. What am I gonna watch? Keesha’s squeaky annoying voice saying “I seen….” for another few weeks!?

Double eviction

In the recap, they showed Ollie throwing a temper tantrum over getting outsmarted by Dan. He threw furniture and tried to trash the back yard. I’m actually shocked BB didn’t step in and tell him to knock it off. He’s a moron and he was just angry because it took him this long to realize that.

Tonight was a double eviction episode. Michelle was evicted. Only Ollie voted to keep her in the house.

Then, after the break they had the next HoH competition. The competition was about fake headlines and it came down to a tie between Jerry and Keesha. In the tie breaker question, they both answered the same and forced a second tie breaker. In the end, Keesha won and nominated Jerry and Ollie for eviction.

During the veto, Dan was super pumped up and won. Of course, he didn’t use it and Ollie was evicted in a unanimous vote.

Ollie left like a grumpy child and pouted his way out the door. He proved he was stupid when he sat on the couch with Julie and said he didn’t understand why Dan would do it. Apparently he doesn’t understand that this is a competition and you have to eliminate people who are coming after you in order to advance to the next week.

The final five house guests are Dan, Renny, Keesha, Memphis and Jerry.

Dan is either very smart or very stupid

I’m not quite sure how I feel about Dan’s whole HoH week. His initial deal with Ollie was stupid and the fact that he honored the deal was even worse. I don’t think that he understands that, no matter how much power you claim you gave Ollie in the deal, you’re still the one who makes the nominations. When you’re the person who puts the keys in the box, you’re responsible.

Then, I thought Dan might have redeemed himself when he stirred up all that arguing during the veto ceremony. It was very Dr. Will to try to get everyone to fight with each other and ignore you. However it was still a dumb move because he ended up pissing off Memphis with the nominations, Ollie with the replacement nomination, and everyone else with the “take a gamble” antics during the PoV ceremony.

Now his plan seems to have not worked as he’s pissed off everyone in the house and they’re starting to see that he’s trying to play a strategic game, not a weak floater game as he originally tried to convince them. Unfortunately, his strategy was stupid and could end up costing him down the line. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was gone in the next two weeks. I can only hope that someone gets rid of horrible Keesha first.

Memphis used the Veto

Memphis used the Veto and Dan replaced him with Michelle.

Now Michelle and Jerry are up for eviction.

I think Michelle will go home, which rules because she’s loud and obnoxious and a total moron. I think Jerry should go, though, because he really adds nothing to the game or the show.

There will be a double eviction on August 28th!

Michelle, Renny, Keesha, Dan, Memphis and Jerry played in the POV comp.

Morty’sTV reported that, “Ollie said he wishes he was playing in the competition. Jerry picked Michelle over Ollie when he got HG choice as he said Dan’s deal is with Ollie not Michelle and she could take Jerry off if she won and be safe.”

Of course, all that didn’t matter because Memphis won and will likely take himself off the block. No real word on what Dan will do.

Jerry and Memphis on the block

Dan nominated Jerry and Memphis for eviction. I’m not really sure how I feel about Dan’s HoH. He made a deal with Ollie to win the competition, but everyone knows that deals made during an HoH endurance are never usually held. I don’t think Dan should break with this tradition and, personally, I think he should have nominated Ollie and Memphis.

Jerry seems to be like that crotchety old person at work with all the younger employees. He doesn’t really have the authority to fire you, but he can be that annoying pain in the ass that makes life in the cubicle a lot harder than it needs to be. Still, despite how much he may get on their nerves in the house, he’s really not a big threat to anyone because he sees how his loud mouth gets him into trouble and he’s kinda changed up his game to lay low.

Keesha is super annoying. Like, really really annoying. Her voice could make your ears bleed and she thinks she is such hot shit it’s not even funny. Clearly she was cast because of her resemblance to Daniele Donato from BB8, she even has the same screechy voice, but she’s just not interesting or funny. Even Daniele had a few redeeming qualities!

Oh, and speaking of BB8… Nick and Jen are a couple and I don’t know how I feel about that. She had this pic on her myspace.

Jen and Nick are dating

I don’t hate Jen, but she’s a total airhead and Nick deserves better.

Anyway, I’ll try to keep you posted if there are any big strategic moves tonight.

Dan is HOH!

Awesome!

April gets the boot.

April was evicted 4-1. The HOH is in progress now.

April and Jerry on the block, Dan wins PoV

First, my apologies for not being on the grind with BB this past week or so. All this DNC stuff is occupying all my time.

Renny nominated Jerry and April for eviction this week. The majority of the house wants to evict April, but Michelle is trying to generate some support to kick out Jerry instead.

Dan won the veto and I don’t think it will be used.

I’m hoping April goes. Without her, Ollie is completely useless and it would be a big blow to Michelle’s alliance.

It might start to get interesting if Libra and April are both gone. Those two were part of the duos in the house (Libra/Keesha, Ollie/April) and this might mix things up.

Libra evicted, Renny wins HoH

So, I live in Denver and I have been frantically planning for the DNC at my real job. Naturally, this makes keeping up the BB blog very hard. I am finally getting around to watching the eviction episode now and ready to give some brief comments.

Jerry’s veto speech was really ridiculous. He’s a old man, he doesn’t know what he’s doing or how this game works. He should just leave voluntarily because evicting him is a waste of an HoH week. Thankfully, his “Judas speech” made everyone love Dan even more (including me) and he looks pretty safe.

Libra or Keesha – who gives a shit?! Both of them are super annoying and catty little bitches. In fact, the only woman I like in this house is Renny.

I LOVED when April claimed she wanted to get Keesha out because “I’m prettier than her!” April is so cocky now that it’s actually pretty amazing. She honestly thinks she’s the sexiest, smartest, most desirable woman on television. Of course, that couldn’t be farther from the truth.

I’m digging the “Renegade” alliance of Dan and Memphis. So far, they’ve been pretty powerful behind-the-scenes players in the game, so they could end up going to the end… that is, as long as no one catches on to their partnership.

April keeps saying they should put up Dan, which is another reason I hate her. I might launch an April moratorium on this site where I don’t write anything about her. She’s boring and spends all her time getting it from behind from Ollie. Her freaky wolf eyes are creeping me out and all she ever talks about is her jugs. Think about it, how many times has she mentioned that her boobs were real and asked people to squeeze them?! It’s just getting rick-dees-ulous.

Back from the commercial break and we get a whole segment about Libra’s family. Aw, let’s wipe a tear for a loudmouth chick who ditched her family to be on tv. I’m not saying it’s a morally bad thing. Her appearance on she show could lead to a lot of financial gain for her family in the future and hey, her kids are cute. I’m just saying that she put herself in this situation. It’s not like she got shipped off to Iraq, she’s just on a game show! On a side note, I liked when Libra’s husband made the crack about Michelle’s tantrum when she lost the trip to Hawaii.

During the couch interview with Julie, she asked Dan about his religion… but I wasn’t really paying attention because I was busy thinking about how much I have a crush on him. Then when he made the joke that he was upset when Jerry called him Judas because “I am a teacher and he didn’t address me as Mr. Judas” it was so straight-up Will Kirby that I almost swooned. I also loved when Memphis tried to make a joke like Dan did, but it ended up turning into verbal diarrhea and making no sense.

On to the eviction… Julie yelled at Ollie on one of the Craig Ferguson segments about calling her mama, so this time he addressed her as Ms. Julie. I didn’t really care who went home, but it was nice to see that Libra was booted.

Hooray for Renny! I can’t wait to see what she does.

Totally non-BB – They played a commercial for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 during one of the breaks and my mom said “Ugh, I don’t care about these girls or their pants!”

Libra and Keesha on the block

Libra and Keesha were nominated and apparently Jerry won the Veto.

As I write this, there is a giant screaming fight going on with Libra, April, Michelle and Keesha.

UPDATE – The fight just dispersed. Libra is in the HoH room campaigning for April to vote out Keesha. Michelle is throwing pillows and screaming like a football player. Keesha is bitching outside in her squeaky ass whine voice.

Look for video on YouTube, since Real Networks are being Nazis about who can put up video on their blogs these days.