Tonight’s episode
HOH competition:
First question, why is Jessie standing with his ass out like that? You’re not doing squats, you’re trying to win HoH? Second, why does he need to give a rundown of what muscle groups they’re working? Does he have NOTHING else to talk about but his disgusting body?!
It’s no surprise that Jerry was out first, but I wasn’t really expecting Libra to be out second. For as much shit as she talked, she should have tried a lot harder. These people are total weaklings. Did they not think they were going to have to do some physically taxing stuff in these endurance competitions? In years past, people tortured their bodies to win, but these people can’t even hang on for a couple hours?!
Dan figures he’s got it locked since he’s America’s Player, but I think he did make it a bit too obvious when he jumped off and threw it.
Ollie bailed at 55 minutes. 55 minutes?! WTF?! This cast’s shit’s weak!
It’s hilarious to watch Jessie struggle and suffer. He definitely cheated and they showed it close up. He locked his hands under the bar instead of holding on to the bar like you’re supposed to. Then he had the balls to say it was a “bogus” competition! How is it bogus? Just because you sucked ass at it?
I always think it’s funny how the little tiny girls are so good at these endurance comps. The guys usually suck and it’s always some 96lb. girl that’s up there hanging on.
I liked Dan’s speeches, and I liked that they played Rocky-inspired music with them. Pretty funy, I must say.
It was sad to see Rennie drop because I kinda hoped she would win. She’s kookoo bananas and I dig it.
Michelle tried to play the family card, which is bullshit. I’m glad April dismissed her. Then she brought on the water works to try to make a plea, but to no avail. April promised to not put Michelle and Jessie up and took home the HoH, but naturally went against her word. Don’t people know that, ever since Kaysar got screwed in season 6, no promises made during an HoH will be upheld under any circumstances?!
Hey, at least this might give Michelle a chance with Jessie (gag!) now that she had his sympathy.
I am honestly amazed and how short that comp was. I’ve stood in line longer for concerts than these people were up there hanging on. If this is a sign of things to come, this season’s final HoH competition should take about 17 minutes.
Other stuff:
Keesha’s a moron in that she wanted Angie out. That’s totally idiotic. Angie was not a threat and was barely a participant in the game, Jessie’s annoying as fuck and a total douche! Not to mention that he’s won competitions before. Then she befriends Memphis, someone she knows the HoH wants out. That’s a smart move! Sometimes, I feel like I’m watching the Special Olympics version of this show.
I think I have a crush on Dan now. There’s just something very hot about him. The speeches, the sense of humor, the kinda hot skinny dude look… he’s this season’s sleeper hit.
In other news, Michelle makes me puke. She’s dumb enough to have a crush on Jessie, her face looks like a fuckin water buffalo and she’s competely dead behind the eyes.
America wanted Jessie nominated. Thank you America for confirming your hatred for Jessie! Dan knew it would be super easy to get Jessie up, so he got to work on it right away. Who doesn’t want Jessie gone? It’s not like he had to push a lot. This weeks’ AP question is: who do you want Dan to hug for at least 10 seconds? I hope it’s Rennie.
- April seemed like a natural in the bent-over position – hilarious!
- I now realize why I can’t stand looking at April – she is a twin! To me, twins have never been hot. I don’t know why. Strangely, I didn’t have a problem looking at them before so she must be super ugly to me. Common sense tells me she isn’t but I am trying to find any way to justify why I turn away from the tv when she is on. The search for a reason continues.
-I was reading on a sports forum that this season is boring. That isn’t news. What is, is they said this season reminds them of the nerd herd. If I remember correctly, you were a fan of the nerd herd so if this is the nerd herd, v2, how come you aren’t a fan?
-Jesse is being setup as another evil Dick. I know that hurts you to the bone but it is true. Its either you enjoy watching the guy or you don’t. I didn’t like watching evil Dick but I enjoy watching Jesse. I don’t know when it happened but that dude made a decision to not give a blip about what others thought of him anymore. He no longer thinks long term or even week to week. Dude, just takes it as it goes. If he feels safe for five minutes, he goes into, fu mode. Awesome! He is testing the boundaries and I am enjoying it. I am not a fan of him or want him to win but he is good tv. Crap, April is back on tv, time to leave the room.
-I am happy America voted for Dan to be their player. I don’t know if it is strategy to get him out but if I voted, I would have voted for him because I like Dan. By the way, that dude is not throwing competitions. He is just not good.
-Wait, Keesha just realized she should have gone after April, like she wanted to since day 2! Ha! Serves her right.
-Apparently, America is with you and is repulsed by Jesse. That just makes this show better to watch!
-As much as I don’t like Libra, I have to admit she is a smart player. She has a good chance to win this game. Yuck, but if she does, she would have earned it.
-Ollie makes me feel embarrassed to be a man. The dude bends over and takes it up the ass from Libra and April on a daily basis. Dude! Come on!
-April’s nominations do not surprise me but thats because I read your spoilers.