Everyone vs Everyone
On tonight’s episode, they finally showed clips from the epic battle of everyone vs everyone else.
It all started with April claiming Libra isn’t good at competitions.
Libra got pissed and she and Keesha started talking shit about April downstairs.
Jessie overheard them yelling and went to tell April that they were talking about her.
Then April confronted them and a giant screaming match ensued.
Soon, Rennie and Jerry entered to tell the girls that the other team was mocking the fact that one little situation had broken down their entire alliance.
Libra interrupted him and he told her to shut up. At which point Rennie lost her shit and started yelling at Jerry for the way he talks to women.
Memphis sat on he couch, outside of all the action, keeping quiet.
Soon, Jessie came in the stir shit up some more. Libra tore him a new ass, like royally tore him a new ass, and he kinda looked like he was gonna cry. (Which was rad!)
All this was going on as Rennie finished her cake for Keesha’s birthday. Everyone stopped in the middle of their screaming to sing her happy birthday. It was hilarious to watch the mood shift between murderous rage and forced merriment. This was one of the most somber birthday celebrations on BB ever!
As soon as the cake was sliced, the screaming continued with Keesha screaming at Jessie and telling him he was as good as gone.
In the veto competition, Memphis clearly threw it… though I’m not sure why. I think he thought that if he was out first, he would get the first chance to pick a prize and get the veto. He did, but I don’t think he realized that someone else could come take it away.
Jessie was eliminated third from the comp and naturally had some stupid ass shit to say about it.
As a result of the comp, Libra won the infamous red unitard, but traded it for Michelle’s Hawaiian vacation, thus leaving Michelle with the unitard and a brewing rage. Of course, then Michelle went in the diary room and freaked the fuck out. It was one of the most ignorant fits that have ever been thrown. She screamed that she was going to do all the rest of her diary rooms facing the wall and called Libra a “slut whore” who should have her kids taken away. Yep, she really kept it classy.
Then Memphis chose to put Jerry on slop for the week simply out of spite. It was a major dick move and I’m happy that Memphis’ douchey team is screwed this week.
The only person I like in this entire house is Dan.
-Oh crap, April is on tv again. I guess as HoH she has to be. Thats unfortunate.
-Listening to April’s nominations speech. Wow, those lies were pretty transparent. Jesse, is taking it all in stride. Did I mention he makes this show awesome. A-W-E-S-O-M-E.
-The pawn is never safe. Thats like a big brother rule. I think they even put that in the contracts they sign before appearing on the show. Who is stupider, April for thinking he is safe or Jesse believing her.
-Dan – you rock. America you rock! By the way, even though it was a joke, you should give Jesse some props for listening to the story. He did not have to but he did. So he isn’t all about Jesse.
-Jesse and Memphis picked people they really don’t like. So sad.
-Ahh yes, April and Libra start to split. I am looking forward to this dog fight. Thats as kindly as I am going to put it. Wait – April used the word to describe Libra so I can use it. No, something is telling me I can’t. Jesse has woken up. Tick-tock! Waiting for the bomb to go boom!
-BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
-Wow, I can’t look at April. Its not won’t, its can’t. Wow! I am obsessed with that right now.
- No! April is on tv again. Back to my project.
- Wait, I hear drama. Back to the TV.
- Everything that comes out of Libra’s mouth in four words, ‘Oh, no she didn’t!’
- Keesha should have nominated April last week. Who said that? Yes, I did last week but you know who said it first? Keesha! When? Week one! Awwwwwww.
- Wow, HoH is the best part of this show. People go on a serious ego trip when they become HoH.
- Memphis said it right – women are crazy. And now I am a fan of Memphis. Step your game up Dan!
- Oh wow, its like they are cycling at the same time!
- Take cover, Jesse is up and heading to Libra! I hope he can out argue Libra but he won’t. Sigh.
- No Renny, they aren’t still yelling, just Libra. Its usually only just Libra. If Jesse gets evicted this week, how can you deny Libra is the one who control’s this house?
- Happy birthday Keesha. hahahahahaha.
- You know Keesha is pretty bright for a Hooter’s waitress. If I go to Hooters in my life, I think I will look at my waitress above the neck instead of below it and thats due to Keesha.
- Memphis says so much by saying nothing at all.
- Interesting that April kept the money. Wasn’t that the reason she cited for nominating Memphis?
- I miss the red unitard…on Jen. Oh bitch move by Libra by taking the vacation. I am not apoligizing for that. I don’t care.
- Memphis chose Jerry for slop for a week. Dan, step up your game!
- Michelle has a point. She chose a vacation over a letter from her family. Yeah, she won’t be nominated for Mom of the Year anytime soon.
- I can’t hate on Jerry for wanting the veto bad. He needs to prove himself as a valuable player. I don’t think he is that valuable but I understand why.
-Libra says she going to buck the trend and go against the wishes of the HoH and vote out Jesse. Sigh, Memphis is gone without even a single vote (except if America votes for him…which they won’t).
I say wow a lot. Wow.