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April was evicted 4-1. The HOH is in progress now.

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First, my apologies for not being on the grind with BB this past week or so. All this DNC stuff is occupying all my time.

Renny nominated Jerry and April for eviction this week. The majority of the house wants to evict April, but Michelle is trying to generate some support to kick out Jerry instead.

Dan won the veto and I don’t think it will be used.

I’m hoping April goes. Without her, Ollie is completely useless and it would be a big blow to Michelle’s alliance.

It might start to get interesting if Libra and April are both gone. Those two were part of the duos in the house (Libra/Keesha, Ollie/April) and this might mix things up.

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So, I live in Denver and I have been frantically planning for the DNC at my real job. Naturally, this makes keeping up the BB blog very hard. I am finally getting around to watching the eviction episode now and ready to give some brief comments.

Jerry’s veto speech was really ridiculous. He’s a old man, he doesn’t know what he’s doing or how this game works. He should just leave voluntarily because evicting him is a waste of an HoH week. Thankfully, his “Judas speech” made everyone love Dan even more (including me) and he looks pretty safe.

Libra or Keesha – who gives a shit?! Both of them are super annoying and catty little bitches. In fact, the only woman I like in this house is Renny.

I LOVED when April claimed she wanted to get Keesha out because “I’m prettier than her!” April is so cocky now that it’s actually pretty amazing. She honestly thinks she’s the sexiest, smartest, most desirable woman on television. Of course, that couldn’t be farther from the truth.

I’m digging the “Renegade” alliance of Dan and Memphis. So far, they’ve been pretty powerful behind-the-scenes players in the game, so they could end up going to the end… that is, as long as no one catches on to their partnership.

April keeps saying they should put up Dan, which is another reason I hate her. I might launch an April moratorium on this site where I don’t write anything about her. She’s boring and spends all her time getting it from behind from Ollie. Her freaky wolf eyes are creeping me out and all she ever talks about is her jugs. Think about it, how many times has she mentioned that her boobs were real and asked people to squeeze them?! It’s just getting rick-dees-ulous.

Back from the commercial break and we get a whole segment about Libra’s family. Aw, let’s wipe a tear for a loudmouth chick who ditched her family to be on tv. I’m not saying it’s a morally bad thing. Her appearance on she show could lead to a lot of financial gain for her family in the future and hey, her kids are cute. I’m just saying that she put herself in this situation. It’s not like she got shipped off to Iraq, she’s just on a game show! On a side note, I liked when Libra’s husband made the crack about Michelle’s tantrum when she lost the trip to Hawaii.

During the couch interview with Julie, she asked Dan about his religion… but I wasn’t really paying attention because I was busy thinking about how much I have a crush on him. Then when he made the joke that he was upset when Jerry called him Judas because “I am a teacher and he didn’t address me as Mr. Judas” it was so straight-up Will Kirby that I almost swooned. I also loved when Memphis tried to make a joke like Dan did, but it ended up turning into verbal diarrhea and making no sense.

On to the eviction… Julie yelled at Ollie on one of the Craig Ferguson segments about calling her mama, so this time he addressed her as Ms. Julie. I didn’t really care who went home, but it was nice to see that Libra was booted.

Hooray for Renny! I can’t wait to see what she does.

Totally non-BB – They played a commercial for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 during one of the breaks and my mom said “Ugh, I don’t care about these girls or their pants!”

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Libra and Keesha were nominated and apparently Jerry won the Veto.

As I write this, there is a giant screaming fight going on with Libra, April, Michelle and Keesha.

UPDATE – The fight just dispersed. Libra is in the HoH room campaigning for April to vote out Keesha. Michelle is throwing pillows and screaming like a football player. Keesha is bitching outside in her squeaky ass whine voice.

Look for video on YouTube, since Real Networks are being Nazis about who can put up video on their blogs these days.

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At the end of the episode tonight, Julie announce that, in honor of the 10th season, one House Guest from each previous season will be returning to the house for a special competition.

I CAN’T WAIT to see who comes back from the past seasons. I’m pretty confident we’ll see Janelle again, but sadly, I highly doubt Chill Town will make an appearance.

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Jessie evicted 4-3. Michelle wins HoH.

Keesha and Libra basically instituted a military coup to get Jessie evicted and went around campaigning for his eviction.

Feeling like the majority of votes were already locked, they focused their attention on Dan. They both pleased their cases to him about evicting Jessie. Little did they know that, as America’s Player, Dan doesn’t have a choice who he votes for this week. America hates Jessie, so that’s who Dan’s evicting.

Dan seemed pretty confident that America would choose Jessie to go, so he swore up and down he would vote to evict him, thus solidifying his alliance with Libra and Keesha. They even included a little segment where Dan talked to the cameras about making the right choice for him.

During Julie’s Q&A on the couch, Michelle wore silver high heels with her red unitard, taking tackiness to a whole new level. Rennie was decked out in a pink sparking dress and pink boa. Fashion aside, the answers were pretty special. Michelle claimed she looked hot in her unitard and Libra proved she was selfish by explaining that the Hawaiian vacation meant more to her than letters from home.

In April’s HoH interview, she acknowledged her growing distrust of Keesha and Libra and claimed that she “saved” them in the HoH comp by hanging on. Feeling rather confident that Memphis would go home, she explained that he was lame because he never even tried to campaign to her. She also treaded lightly when asked about her constant fucking relationship with Ollie.

Michelle, Ollie, and Jerry voted for Memphis. Libra, Keesha, Rennie, and (of course) Dan voted to evict Jessie. America’s vote ended up breaking the tie and giving Jessie the boot.

Julie announced the results to the surprise of some of the HGs. April looked shocked and horrified. Jessie looked like he was going to cry.

Jessie emerged from the house to rather lackluster applause from the crowd outside. During his exit interview, he tried to criticize Dan and even remarked that “he’s Catholic, but he doesn’t even go to church on Sunday!” Of course, he painted himself as a saint and said he had no regrets. He even said, “As far as I’m concerned, my name and arrogant shouldn’t be in the same sentence.”

Back inside, Michelle stomped around like she was about to punch someone in the face.

There was a lot of turmoil in the house as this was the first eviction where the votes were close. I have no doubt that April was super pissed, which means her boy toy was probably mad too. With Michelle winning HoH, I have no doubt that she’ll try to take some revenge on those who cock blocked her and evicted her potential love interest. I wouldn’t be surprised if Keesha and/or Libra go up this week. She might even nominate April and Ollie, thinking it was all their fault.

On a final note, I really don’t care what happens as long as Dan stays in the house.

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I just read his HoH Blog and it is something not to be missed. It’s really long, but you can view the entire thing on the CBS Official Site. Here are some of my favorite parts…

On being HoH:

Having my own huge bed and a little bit of privacy, as well as heart warming pictures from home.

Heartwarming pictures from home?! As I recall, the only pictures in his HoH room were shots of himself from his body building career.

But that’s not all. He goes on to explain why pictures of himself were so important:

When you see them outside the house you take them for what they are just a picture and only use up a few moments of your time being certain that you look good in the picture to clarify it as being a decent picture. Although now when that same exact picture is placed inside the house and into my room it holds a whole new meaning. The picture takes you back to that time, who took this exact picture, the emotions and occurrences that led to this picture being taken. Makes it worth so much more, think about the important people in your life so much more, smile a little brighter and think a little harder.

So, by “important people in your life” you mean yourself?

And it gets worse!
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Tonight’s episode could be the first really exciting one of the season. Because of the pattern of voting the way the HoH wants, April is confident that Memphis will go home. He was her original target and she wants him out.

But…

There has been an uprising to get Jessie evicted by a lot of the other HGs. I’m confident that even America will vote (via Dan) to evict Jessie from the house.

I agree with Dean when he said that Jessie makes the show fun to watch. Jessie has been responsible for some of the dumbest sentences ever uttered in the house and may well go down in history as the stupidest BB House Guest. (Although that title might be reserved for Amber from BB8 or Scott from BB5.) He’s arrogant, ignorant, and might very well be mildly retarded. This combination has made him a super douche who inadvertently stirs things up just out of his own stupidity. It has also lead to some pretty decent tv.

Every season needs a villain and, while I certainly don’t agree that he’s this season’s Evel Dick, Jessie has made a rather interesting villain this time around. Everyone hates him, including the viewing audience, but no one is getting rid of him. I think it’s simply because, he poses no real threat. He’s not smart enough to be calculating or manipulative. All he really has is the obsessive, undying affection from the water buffalo Michelle.

We’ll see how everything goes tonight and, hopefully, I’ll be able to blog while watching the episode. That way you’ll be able to read my reactions as the show is going on.

Thanks to ThunderRancho from BB Chatter for finding the eviction art.

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On tonight’s episode, they finally showed clips from the epic battle of everyone vs everyone else.

It all started with April claiming Libra isn’t good at competitions.

Libra got pissed and she and Keesha started talking shit about April downstairs.

Jessie overheard them yelling and went to tell April that they were talking about her.

Then April confronted them and a giant screaming match ensued.

Soon, Rennie and Jerry entered to tell the girls that the other team was mocking the fact that one little situation had broken down their entire alliance.

Libra interrupted him and he told her to shut up. At which point Rennie lost her shit and started yelling at Jerry for the way he talks to women.

Memphis sat on he couch, outside of all the action, keeping quiet.

Soon, Jessie came in the stir shit up some more. Libra tore him a new ass, like royally tore him a new ass, and he kinda looked like he was gonna cry. (Which was rad!)

All this was going on as Rennie finished her cake for Keesha’s birthday. Everyone stopped in the middle of their screaming to sing her happy birthday. It was hilarious to watch the mood shift between murderous rage and forced merriment. This was one of the most somber birthday celebrations on BB ever!

As soon as the cake was sliced, the screaming continued with Keesha screaming at Jessie and telling him he was as good as gone.

In the veto competition, Memphis clearly threw it… though I’m not sure why. I think he thought that if he was out first, he would get the first chance to pick a prize and get the veto. He did, but I don’t think he realized that someone else could come take it away.

Jessie was eliminated third from the comp and naturally had some stupid ass shit to say about it.

As a result of the comp, Libra won the infamous red unitard, but traded it for Michelle’s Hawaiian vacation, thus leaving Michelle with the unitard and a brewing rage. Of course, then Michelle went in the diary room and freaked the fuck out. It was one of the most ignorant fits that have ever been thrown. She screamed that she was going to do all the rest of her diary rooms facing the wall and called Libra a “slut whore” who should have her kids taken away. Yep, she really kept it classy.

Then Memphis chose to put Jerry on slop for the week simply out of spite. It was a major dick move and I’m happy that Memphis’ douchey team is screwed this week.

The only person I like in this entire house is Dan.

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HOH competition:
First question, why is Jessie standing with his ass out like that? You’re not doing squats, you’re trying to win HoH? Second, why does he need to give a rundown of what muscle groups they’re working? Does he have NOTHING else to talk about but his disgusting body?!

It’s no surprise that Jerry was out first, but I wasn’t really expecting Libra to be out second. For as much shit as she talked, she should have tried a lot harder. These people are total weaklings. Did they not think they were going to have to do some physically taxing stuff in these endurance competitions? In years past, people tortured their bodies to win, but these people can’t even hang on for a couple hours?!

Dan figures he’s got it locked since he’s America’s Player, but I think he did make it a bit too obvious when he jumped off and threw it.

Ollie bailed at 55 minutes. 55 minutes?! WTF?! This cast’s shit’s weak!

It’s hilarious to watch Jessie struggle and suffer. He definitely cheated and they showed it close up. He locked his hands under the bar instead of holding on to the bar like you’re supposed to. Then he had the balls to say it was a “bogus” competition! How is it bogus? Just because you sucked ass at it?

I always think it’s funny how the little tiny girls are so good at these endurance comps. The guys usually suck and it’s always some 96lb. girl that’s up there hanging on.

I liked Dan’s speeches, and I liked that they played Rocky-inspired music with them. Pretty funy, I must say.

It was sad to see Rennie drop because I kinda hoped she would win. She’s kookoo bananas and I dig it.

Michelle tried to play the family card, which is bullshit. I’m glad April dismissed her. Then she brought on the water works to try to make a plea, but to no avail. April promised to not put Michelle and Jessie up and took home the HoH, but naturally went against her word. Don’t people know that, ever since Kaysar got screwed in season 6, no promises made during an HoH will be upheld under any circumstances?!

Hey, at least this might give Michelle a chance with Jessie (gag!) now that she had his sympathy.

I am honestly amazed and how short that comp was. I’ve stood in line longer for concerts than these people were up there hanging on. If this is a sign of things to come, this season’s final HoH competition should take about 17 minutes.

Other stuff:
Keesha’s a moron in that she wanted Angie out. That’s totally idiotic. Angie was not a threat and was barely a participant in the game, Jessie’s annoying as fuck and a total douche! Not to mention that he’s won competitions before. Then she befriends Memphis, someone she knows the HoH wants out. That’s a smart move! Sometimes, I feel like I’m watching the Special Olympics version of this show.

I think I have a crush on Dan now. There’s just something very hot about him. The speeches, the sense of humor, the kinda hot skinny dude look… he’s this season’s sleeper hit.

In other news, Michelle makes me puke. She’s dumb enough to have a crush on Jessie, her face looks like a fuckin water buffalo and she’s competely dead behind the eyes.

America wanted Jessie nominated. Thank you America for confirming your hatred for Jessie! Dan knew it would be super easy to get Jessie up, so he got to work on it right away. Who doesn’t want Jessie gone? It’s not like he had to push a lot. This weeks’ AP question is: who do you want Dan to hug for at least 10 seconds? I hope it’s Rennie.

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April won the endurance competition and nominated Jessie and Memphis for eviction.

Everyone was planning to vote out Memphis, thinking he was the bigger threat, but then a huge fight broke out between everyone with Jessie at the center of it all. Jessie got ripped a new ass by most of the girls and Libra, in particular, gave him the verbal equivelent of a Sonny Corleone trash can beat down. Now it looks like Jessie might be the target.

In other news, Jerry won the veto. I don’t think he’ll use it.

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