There will be a double eviction on August 28th!

Michelle, Renny, Keesha, Dan, Memphis and Jerry played in the POV comp.

Morty’sTV reported that, “Ollie said he wishes he was playing in the competition. Jerry picked Michelle over Ollie when he got HG choice as he said Dan’s deal is with Ollie not Michelle and she could take Jerry off if she won and be safe.”

Of course, all that didn’t matter because Memphis won and will likely take himself off the block. No real word on what Dan will do.

Jerry and Memphis on the block

Dan nominated Jerry and Memphis for eviction. I’m not really sure how I feel about Dan’s HoH. He made a deal with Ollie to win the competition, but everyone knows that deals made during an HoH endurance are never usually held. I don’t think Dan should break with this tradition and, personally, I think he should have nominated Ollie and Memphis.

Jerry seems to be like that crotchety old person at work with all the younger employees. He doesn’t really have the authority to fire you, but he can be that annoying pain in the ass that makes life in the cubicle a lot harder than it needs to be. Still, despite how much he may get on their nerves in the house, he’s really not a big threat to anyone because he sees how his loud mouth gets him into trouble and he’s kinda changed up his game to lay low.

Keesha is super annoying. Like, really really annoying. Her voice could make your ears bleed and she thinks she is such hot shit it’s not even funny. Clearly she was cast because of her resemblance to Daniele Donato from BB8, she even has the same screechy voice, but she’s just not interesting or funny. Even Daniele had a few redeeming qualities!

Oh, and speaking of BB8… Nick and Jen are a couple and I don’t know how I feel about that. She had this pic on her myspace.

Jen and Nick are dating

I don’t hate Jen, but she’s a total airhead and Nick deserves better.

Anyway, I’ll try to keep you posted if there are any big strategic moves tonight.

Angie evicted, HoH in progress

Angie was evicted by a unanimous vote. The HoH competition is in progress now. I believe only April, Michelle and Renny are still in.

I hope Renny wins. I’m sick and tired of the rest of these whiny morons. At least Renny’s “kookoo bananas” as Courtney Love would say.

I liked Angie’s speech. I thought Jessie’s was outstanding in that he said “I” or “myself” like 50 times in a 30 second speech.

I am literally shocked that these people didn’t get rid of Jessie. I would vote him out for being a douchebag alone!

I don’t think these HGs realize that they don’t have to vote the way the HoH wants. Hey HGs, remember in seasons past when the pawn went home? Yeah geniuses, that’s cuz people mixed it up and voted with some form of strategy!

Ugh! Is it just me or is this the lamest season ever? I honestly can’t remember a single season being this boring and pointless this early on. I mean, it sucks from the gate!

Anyway, the highlight of the show was when Dan called Julie “Mrs. Chen”…. To which she responded, “Thank you. I am married, but Mrs. Chen is my mother. But thanks for the respect.” The Chenbot never shows emotion, let alone cracks jokes, so this was kinda shocking.

Brian evicted 9-1, Jessie wins HoH

Due to some fantastically amazing and fun outside circumstances, I was unable to watch the show yesterday. I do have it saved on my TiVo and clips are available on the CBS Official Site, so I will get to it eventually.

I’ve been rather unenthused about the show of late. The early episodes are always boring and the feeds are unbearable with everyone talking at once.

Either way, the headline on BB Chatter said Brian was booted and Jessie is HoH.

Episode 2: In my opinion…

Renny is a shit-starter. I can see why they picked her to be on the show. People are right when they say that they should keep her in. Someone else can get rid of her. Take out a threat now, while you still can.

I think Brian’s been watching too much Chilltown, because he seems to think he calls the shots like he’s freakin Will Kirby or something!

I like that there’s already hook ups going on. What is it, day 6 or something? April and Ollie are so gonna get it on.

Veto comp — I dig the huge bed. Why was Renny dressed like an Olympic swimmer cancer patient? I just don’t know what’s up with her hair/wigs. Well, I guess I can understand why she wouldn’t want her hair covered in honey. What a waste! I thought I heard something about how bees are dying out because of global warming, but apparently CBS has harvested the remainder of the world’s honey supply. Hope it’s just artificial. So, instead of taring and feathering them, we’re honey-ing and feathering them? Oops! Jessie won. I thought someone told me Jerry won. (This is what happens when you don’t have time to watch the feeds!)

Who do these douche bags think they are? “I’ll take care of it. Memphis is gone!” I’m sorry Brian, are you HoH? No, you’re not. And it’s the first week, so your opinion means exactly dick right now. Never play the game too hard too soon. Go Libra for calling him a “Dr. Will flashback”… he wishes he was!

Ha ha! Looks like Brian’s stupid plan totally didn’t work. Guess you’re not Dr. Will now!

Jerry wins veto, Brian replaces Jessie on the block

Not sure what happened (I had to go to bed early because I have work this morning) but it seems that Jerry won the veto and used it to save Jessie. He put up Brian as a replacement nomination.

I would still imagine that Renny will go because she’s a nut job and she’s annoying. In a way, I hope she stays because she seems like she would be a good factor in the house to drive everyone crazy.

I’ll post some more at work if it’s a slow day.

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It’s aaawn #2

Reward/food comp – I think Libra will be cool. So far I like her the most.

Memphis is a douche. Aside from being a “mixologist”, his hair, his dead-behind-the-eyes state in the Diary Room, he’s a grade A douchebag. Maybe they won’t feel so bad voting him out now that he’s won a car.

April is a hoochie. It should be interesting to watch that play out.

I so wish they’d get someone besides Massey for House Calls. I’m just tired of her annoying voice and corny jokes. Can’t Dick Donato host the show with Kaysar and Janelle or something. Even Jase made a better host than her.

Jesse alienated himself. He’s lame.

Renni is literally scaring me, but I totally wanna watch all this crazy shit she does grate on everyone’s nerves.

…More to come…

It’s aaawn!

Trying to blog from my iPhone.There’s always some blonde who wants to be Janelle. I think it’ll be Keesha.A gay cowboy. How Brokeback.Ms. East Coast wants to be Dana, AKA Buzzard Crotch.Twist (sort of) – HoH decided before they enter the house. Election themed HoH comp. Jerry wins the vote.This house is tack city! It looks like a TGI Fridays.I think Rennie is older than Jerry, she just lied on the application….More to come…

The New House Guests

The New House Guests

The new cast bios are up now on the Official CBS Site!

I’ll be posting my opinions of the HGs as well as the bios here in the next couple of days, so keep checking back for more.

Welcome back for BB10!

Hey everyone!

Just wanted to let you guys know that Trashwire will continue our BB coverage for season 10 right here on trashwire.com/bigbrother.

Hope to see you all in about 12 days when the season officially kicks off!

-Alexis

Adam wins Big Brother 9

Everyone except for Josh voted for Adam to win. It doesn’t surprise me. I think everyone knew that whoever was sitting at the end with Adam was going to lose.

They also had viewers vote for their favorite jury member and James won. Sheila came in second. I feel bad for her because she’s likeable enough to be memorable, but not enough to win anyone’s heart.

Anyway, season 10 will begin in July and I’ll be back here covering all the secrets, plot twists and back stabbing.

Until then, check out some of the articles on TRASHWIRE.COM.