Oh the drama! Here’s video of Josh talking to a very depressed James and Chelsia about the shit that went down today.
Natalie is on a total ego trip and believes Matt’s in love with her (see tonight’s episode for a full montage, complete with psycho music and a Misery theme) meanwhile everyone knows he’s using her. It’s Boogie and Erica from All Stars all over again, only Natalie’s too fragile to handle watching Matt’s diary room sessions where he says he hates her. Hell, Erica was barely tough enough to handle watching Boogie humiliate her and call her a whore on national tv. I’m so sure Natalie, the nutty nut bird, could deal with this emotional assault.
After the Natalie conspiracy, Adam, Ryan and Matt had a big meeting in the HOH room and decided to target James this week. I don’t see how he could have the votes to stay, so it looks like he’s gone.
Here’s video of the three douche bags trying to go over their plan:
In other news, Josh and Sharon had a big falling out. Video to come. We still don’t know who will be voted back into the house from the choice of evictees.
After getting majorly dissed by Matty and the annoying crowd in the HOH last night, Natalie ran and cried to Josh and Sheila about how mean they all were. They told her about a plan to convince Ryan to put up Matt (an actual intelligent move!) if one of the girls is removed with the veto. Natalie claimed she was totally over Matt and she wanted to get him out too.
After confiding all this information to Natalie, she turned around and did this:
I understand that she loves Matt, she’d do anything for him, but this betrayal is pretty lame. She did it because she thought that, by telling Matt, she would be doing him a favor and giving him a heads up.. thus making him fall in love with her. It was a move out of desperation. Today, Josh, Sheila, Sharon, Chelsia, James and the rest of the house have been campaigning to Ryan to get Matt out. During Matt’s conversation with Josh he revealed that “You know, Matt already knows about this plan. Someone already told him about your plan to back door him this week.” Josh seemed shocked and, upon further questioning, discovered that it was Natalie who had spilled the beans on the top secret plot.
Honestly, I don’t think Josh should have been shocked because this is EXACTLY what I expected Natalie to do. I love her, but she’s off-the-deep-end crazy for Matt and it’s detrimental to the game.
Josh is confronting Natalie right now, I’ll post video when I find it.
Here’s the clip that’s had the internet a buzz from DListed to Perez Hilton. Josh was having a discussion with Chelsia when they started talking about what foods to avoid when you’re going to have anal, why you can’t get HIV if you’re a top, and how to do cocaine up your ass.
According to the scrolling headline on After Dark, everyone has been pissed with James for not telling anyone how he’s voting. I also think it’s because he’s been a total dick to Natalie and he’s been acting like he’s hot shit in the house all week.
James and Matt got into a confrontation. Video here:
Dramz! More here (some of it’s repeats from the previous video):
And here Matt talks about how he wants to try to have sex with Chelsia just to mess with James:
In this clip, Matt talks to Natalie about James saying he’s planning to “break her down” emotionally:
I want to say for the record that I think it’s fucked up to attack someone like Natalie emotionally. While she may have some issues, from what I’ve seen on the feeds, she’s super sweet and friendly. I don’t like the idea of some dickhole trying to make her cry.
You’re probably thinking I’m a total hypocrite, after all, I thought it was hilarious when Dick would lay into Amber and Jameka last year and make them cry… but I’ll explain.
First, I really like Natalie. I think she seems like a very caring and sweet person. She’s also amazingly genuine for this game. Like Amber, she frequently references religion and asks God to help her win the game. But unlike Amber, she seems much more upfront with her own hypocrisies. Amber acted like she was a walking example of divine perfection, where as Natalie seems to accept her flaws and use religion to uplift herself emotionally. Amber would claim to be honest, swear on the Bible or her daughter or anything else she claimed to hold sacred, only to turn around seconds later and break the promise as if she’d never made it. Natalie, on the other hand, has been resoundingly honest and truthful this season, keeping her promises and being upfront with people about her strategy.
Also, Natalie is so much more friendly and sweet than Amber. She is a genuinely nice person and has treated everyone in the house like her friend, even if they have hurt or annoyed her. If anything, she’s nice to a fault. She is quick to forgive Matt, for example, even when he says something hurtful.
This last point goes without saying because Amber is the stupidest living human being, but Natalie is a lot smarter than Amber. It was almost painful to watch BB8 with Amber needing simple words explained to her and walking around with her ugly mug claiming she would be America’s Next Top Model. She and Jameka were immeasurably stupid and it ended up annoying me to the point where I had to turn off the feeds on occasion. By contrast, Natalie might not be the most educated HG this year (since Allison won’t stop telling us that she is the most educated) but her conversations are far more entertaining that Amber’s open-mouth staring and delusions of superstardom.
If all these people are gonna do is make out and get laid, then that’s what I’m gonna post here. This is from yesterday and, like most of these night-vision-sex-vids, probably NSFW.
This one’s kinda boring and long, but you can fast forward to the parts where they start making out.
Here’s part 2 of that clip. Again, you’ll probably wanna fast forward.
Here’s a clip of Natalie and Josh blessing the house as mentioned in my previous post. This has the tail end of Josh’s conversation with Sharon, but sadly not the part where she’s half asleep and drowsily asks, “Chelsia fingered who?”
On Big Brother After Dark tonight, a ton of shit went down.
First, James, Chelsia and Allison got into a three-way make out sesh that may or may not have involved somebody fingering somebody else. All I know is that Sheila reportedly heard all kinds of slurpy kissing sounds and then saw Allison emerge and wash her hands. Sheila told Natalie this and she brought the news right to Josh, who nearly threw up in his own mouth upon hearing it.
Here’s a couple clips of the three-way:
After that, Josh and Natalie continued to be horrified and they decided to grab the Bibles and start to bless the house, trying to rid it of all evil *cough*Allison*cough* and prevent any evil from entering. This was prompted by Natalie saying she had a feeling that an evicted couple would return tonight.
The scene with Josh telling Sharon about the fuck fest going on in the bedroom was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this show, so I’ll post it as soon as I find footage on YouTube.
So, as most of the feed watchers already know, Natalie can squirt milk from her boobs. It’s not really visible on camera, but is gets quite a reaction from the other HGs. Here’s a clip for those of you who don’t have the feeds this year of Natalie squirting milk onto James.
