Memphis used the Veto and Dan replaced him with Michelle.
Now Michelle and Jerry are up for eviction.
I think Michelle will go home, which rules because she’s loud and obnoxious and a total moron. I think Jerry should go, though, because he really adds nothing to the game or the show.
Michelle, Renny, Keesha, Dan, Memphis and Jerry played in the POV comp.
Morty’sTV reported that, “Ollie said he wishes he was playing in the competition. Jerry picked Michelle over Ollie when he got HG choice as he said Dan’s deal is with Ollie not Michelle and she could take Jerry off if she won and be safe.”
Of course, all that didn’t matter because Memphis won and will likely take himself off the block. No real word on what Dan will do.
Dan nominated Jerry and Memphis for eviction. I’m not really sure how I feel about Dan’s HoH. He made a deal with Ollie to win the competition, but everyone knows that deals made during an HoH endurance are never usually held. I don’t think Dan should break with this tradition and, personally, I think he should have nominated Ollie and Memphis.
Jerry seems to be like that crotchety old person at work with all the younger employees. He doesn’t really have the authority to fire you, but he can be that annoying pain in the ass that makes life in the cubicle a lot harder than it needs to be. Still, despite how much he may get on their nerves in the house, he’s really not a big threat to anyone because he sees how his loud mouth gets him into trouble and he’s kinda changed up his game to lay low.
Keesha is super annoying. Like, really really annoying. Her voice could make your ears bleed and she thinks she is such hot shit it’s not even funny. Clearly she was cast because of her resemblance to Daniele Donato from BB8, she even has the same screechy voice, but she’s just not interesting or funny. Even Daniele had a few redeeming qualities!
Oh, and speaking of BB8… Nick and Jen are a couple and I don’t know how I feel about that. She had this pic on her myspace.
I don’t hate Jen, but she’s a total airhead and Nick deserves better.
Anyway, I’ll try to keep you posted if there are any big strategic moves tonight.
April was evicted 4-1. The HOH is in progress now.
First, my apologies for not being on the grind with BB this past week or so. All this DNC stuff is occupying all my time.
Renny nominated Jerry and April for eviction this week. The majority of the house wants to evict April, but Michelle is trying to generate some support to kick out Jerry instead.
Dan won the veto and I don’t think it will be used.
I’m hoping April goes. Without her, Ollie is completely useless and it would be a big blow to Michelle’s alliance.
It might start to get interesting if Libra and April are both gone. Those two were part of the duos in the house (Libra/Keesha, Ollie/April) and this might mix things up.
So, I live in Denver and I have been frantically planning for the DNC at my real job. Naturally, this makes keeping up the BB blog very hard. I am finally getting around to watching the eviction episode now and ready to give some brief comments.
Jerry’s veto speech was really ridiculous. He’s a old man, he doesn’t know what he’s doing or how this game works. He should just leave voluntarily because evicting him is a waste of an HoH week. Thankfully, his “Judas speech” made everyone love Dan even more (including me) and he looks pretty safe.
Libra or Keesha – who gives a shit?! Both of them are super annoying and catty little bitches. In fact, the only woman I like in this house is Renny.
I LOVED when April claimed she wanted to get Keesha out because “I’m prettier than her!” April is so cocky now that it’s actually pretty amazing. She honestly thinks she’s the sexiest, smartest, most desirable woman on television. Of course, that couldn’t be farther from the truth.
I’m digging the “Renegade” alliance of Dan and Memphis. So far, they’ve been pretty powerful behind-the-scenes players in the game, so they could end up going to the end… that is, as long as no one catches on to their partnership.
April keeps saying they should put up Dan, which is another reason I hate her. I might launch an April moratorium on this site where I don’t write anything about her. She’s boring and spends all her time getting it from behind from Ollie. Her freaky wolf eyes are creeping me out and all she ever talks about is her jugs. Think about it, how many times has she mentioned that her boobs were real and asked people to squeeze them?! It’s just getting rick-dees-ulous.
Back from the commercial break and we get a whole segment about Libra’s family. Aw, let’s wipe a tear for a loudmouth chick who ditched her family to be on tv. I’m not saying it’s a morally bad thing. Her appearance on she show could lead to a lot of financial gain for her family in the future and hey, her kids are cute. I’m just saying that she put herself in this situation. It’s not like she got shipped off to Iraq, she’s just on a game show! On a side note, I liked when Libra’s husband made the crack about Michelle’s tantrum when she lost the trip to Hawaii.
During the couch interview with Julie, she asked Dan about his religion… but I wasn’t really paying attention because I was busy thinking about how much I have a crush on him. Then when he made the joke that he was upset when Jerry called him Judas because “I am a teacher and he didn’t address me as Mr. Judas” it was so straight-up Will Kirby that I almost swooned. I also loved when Memphis tried to make a joke like Dan did, but it ended up turning into verbal diarrhea and making no sense.
On to the eviction… Julie yelled at Ollie on one of the Craig Ferguson segments about calling her mama, so this time he addressed her as Ms. Julie. I didn’t really care who went home, but it was nice to see that Libra was booted.
Hooray for Renny! I can’t wait to see what she does.
Totally non-BB – They played a commercial for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 during one of the breaks and my mom said “Ugh, I don’t care about these girls or their pants!”
Libra and Keesha were nominated and apparently Jerry won the Veto.
As I write this, there is a giant screaming fight going on with Libra, April, Michelle and Keesha.
UPDATE – The fight just dispersed. Libra is in the HoH room campaigning for April to vote out Keesha. Michelle is throwing pillows and screaming like a football player. Keesha is bitching outside in her squeaky ass whine voice.
Look for video on YouTube, since Real Networks are being Nazis about who can put up video on their blogs these days.
At the end of the episode tonight, Julie announce that, in honor of the 10th season, one House Guest from each previous season will be returning to the house for a special competition.
I CAN’T WAIT to see who comes back from the past seasons. I’m pretty confident we’ll see Janelle again, but sadly, I highly doubt Chill Town will make an appearance.
Jessie evicted 4-3. Michelle wins HoH.
Keesha and Libra basically instituted a military coup to get Jessie evicted and went around campaigning for his eviction.
Feeling like the majority of votes were already locked, they focused their attention on Dan. They both pleased their cases to him about evicting Jessie. Little did they know that, as America’s Player, Dan doesn’t have a choice who he votes for this week. America hates Jessie, so that’s who Dan’s evicting.
Dan seemed pretty confident that America would choose Jessie to go, so he swore up and down he would vote to evict him, thus solidifying his alliance with Libra and Keesha. They even included a little segment where Dan talked to the cameras about making the right choice for him.
During Julie’s Q&A on the couch, Michelle wore silver high heels with her red unitard, taking tackiness to a whole new level. Rennie was decked out in a pink sparking dress and pink boa. Fashion aside, the answers were pretty special. Michelle claimed she looked hot in her unitard and Libra proved she was selfish by explaining that the Hawaiian vacation meant more to her than letters from home.
In April’s HoH interview, she acknowledged her growing distrust of Keesha and Libra and claimed that she “saved” them in the HoH comp by hanging on. Feeling rather confident that Memphis would go home, she explained that he was lame because he never even tried to campaign to her. She also treaded lightly when asked about her constant fucking relationship with Ollie.
Michelle, Ollie, and Jerry voted for Memphis. Libra, Keesha, Rennie, and (of course) Dan voted to evict Jessie. America’s vote ended up breaking the tie and giving Jessie the boot.
Julie announced the results to the surprise of some of the HGs. April looked shocked and horrified. Jessie looked like he was going to cry.
Jessie emerged from the house to rather lackluster applause from the crowd outside. During his exit interview, he tried to criticize Dan and even remarked that “he’s Catholic, but he doesn’t even go to church on Sunday!” Of course, he painted himself as a saint and said he had no regrets. He even said, “As far as I’m concerned, my name and arrogant shouldn’t be in the same sentence.”
Back inside, Michelle stomped around like she was about to punch someone in the face.
There was a lot of turmoil in the house as this was the first eviction where the votes were close. I have no doubt that April was super pissed, which means her boy toy was probably mad too. With Michelle winning HoH, I have no doubt that she’ll try to take some revenge on those who cock blocked her and evicted her potential love interest. I wouldn’t be surprised if Keesha and/or Libra go up this week. She might even nominate April and Ollie, thinking it was all their fault.
On a final note, I really don’t care what happens as long as Dan stays in the house.
I just read his HoH Blog and it is something not to be missed. It’s really long, but you can view the entire thing on the CBS Official Site. Here are some of my favorite parts…
On being HoH:
Having my own huge bed and a little bit of privacy, as well as heart warming pictures from home.
Heartwarming pictures from home?! As I recall, the only pictures in his HoH room were shots of himself from his body building career.
But that’s not all. He goes on to explain why pictures of himself were so important:
When you see them outside the house you take them for what they are just a picture and only use up a few moments of your time being certain that you look good in the picture to clarify it as being a decent picture. Although now when that same exact picture is placed inside the house and into my room it holds a whole new meaning. The picture takes you back to that time, who took this exact picture, the emotions and occurrences that led to this picture being taken. Makes it worth so much more, think about the important people in your life so much more, smile a little brighter and think a little harder.
So, by “important people in your life” you mean yourself?
And it gets worse!
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