HOH competition:
First question, why is Jessie standing with his ass out like that? You’re not doing squats, you’re trying to win HoH? Second, why does he need to give a rundown of what muscle groups they’re working? Does he have NOTHING else to talk about but his disgusting body?!
It’s no surprise that Jerry was out first, but I wasn’t really expecting Libra to be out second. For as much shit as she talked, she should have tried a lot harder. These people are total weaklings. Did they not think they were going to have to do some physically taxing stuff in these endurance competitions? In years past, people tortured their bodies to win, but these people can’t even hang on for a couple hours?!
Dan figures he’s got it locked since he’s America’s Player, but I think he did make it a bit too obvious when he jumped off and threw it.
Ollie bailed at 55 minutes. 55 minutes?! WTF?! This cast’s shit’s weak!
It’s hilarious to watch Jessie struggle and suffer. He definitely cheated and they showed it close up. He locked his hands under the bar instead of holding on to the bar like you’re supposed to. Then he had the balls to say it was a “bogus” competition! How is it bogus? Just because you sucked ass at it?
I always think it’s funny how the little tiny girls are so good at these endurance comps. The guys usually suck and it’s always some 96lb. girl that’s up there hanging on.
I liked Dan’s speeches, and I liked that they played Rocky-inspired music with them. Pretty funy, I must say.
It was sad to see Rennie drop because I kinda hoped she would win. She’s kookoo bananas and I dig it.
Michelle tried to play the family card, which is bullshit. I’m glad April dismissed her. Then she brought on the water works to try to make a plea, but to no avail. April promised to not put Michelle and Jessie up and took home the HoH, but naturally went against her word. Don’t people know that, ever since Kaysar got screwed in season 6, no promises made during an HoH will be upheld under any circumstances?!
Hey, at least this might give Michelle a chance with Jessie (gag!) now that she had his sympathy.
I am honestly amazed and how short that comp was. I’ve stood in line longer for concerts than these people were up there hanging on. If this is a sign of things to come, this season’s final HoH competition should take about 17 minutes.
Other stuff:
Keesha’s a moron in that she wanted Angie out. That’s totally idiotic. Angie was not a threat and was barely a participant in the game, Jessie’s annoying as fuck and a total douche! Not to mention that he’s won competitions before. Then she befriends Memphis, someone she knows the HoH wants out. That’s a smart move! Sometimes, I feel like I’m watching the Special Olympics version of this show.
I think I have a crush on Dan now. There’s just something very hot about him. The speeches, the sense of humor, the kinda hot skinny dude look… he’s this season’s sleeper hit.
In other news, Michelle makes me puke. She’s dumb enough to have a crush on Jessie, her face looks like a fuckin water buffalo and she’s competely dead behind the eyes.
America wanted Jessie nominated. Thank you America for confirming your hatred for Jessie! Dan knew it would be super easy to get Jessie up, so he got to work on it right away. Who doesn’t want Jessie gone? It’s not like he had to push a lot. This weeks’ AP question is: who do you want Dan to hug for at least 10 seconds? I hope it’s Rennie.
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I agree with Dean when he said that Jessie makes the show fun to watch. Jessie has been responsible for some of the dumbest sentences ever uttered in the house and may well go down in history as the stupidest BB House Guest. (Although that title might be reserved for Amber from BB8 or Scott from BB5.) He’s arrogant, ignorant, and might very well be mildly retarded. This combination has made him a super douche who inadvertently stirs things up just out of his own stupidity. It has also lead to some pretty decent tv.
