Tweet When she’s not pulling a Mel Gibson and blaming the Jews (Sarah Silverman) for her shitty performance, Britney Spears makes up lots of other excuses for why she sucked so hard. First, it was that Silverman’s jokes were harsh and she was pissed about it, so she chose to do a really bad performance in protest. Next, she claimed that the bejeweled heel of her boot was broken and she didn’t dance because she was afraid she’d fall. Now, we’re hearing that she was watching the monitors as she performed and was so embarrassed to be looking fat that she became very distracted. If that wasn’t enough, there are also reports that she was horrible because she got in a fight with hair stylist Ken Paves before the show and was so … Read entire article »

Tweet    Several sources are reporting that Britney Spears is blaming Sarah Silverman for her horrible performance at the VMAs last night. One of my favorite sites, What Would Tyler Durden Do, had links to several articles that claim Spears was so upset about Sarah Silverman’s jokes that her children were mistakes that she decided to take revenge by giving one of the worst performances of her life and making everyone think she’s a big fat failure. Yeah, that seems about right. Because in Britney’s mind, the best way to pay back people who make fun of you is to give those people even more material and validate their claims that your a fat loser whose career is over. In a related story, Britney’s vajayjay was back with a vengeance last night after the performance as … Read entire article »