It may be short on audible dialog, but there is sure to be plenty of action!

To groom or not to groom? That may be the question in Morgan Spurlock’s new documentary opening in select theaters May 18th.

For those who didn’t know, our friends/contributors Brett Walker and Chris Coffel are making a movie and you can support the film by making a donation at indiegogo.com/countof3. Brett and Chris are totally rad dudes and I encourage everyone who likes Trashwire to hook them up! But, as LeVar Burton would say on Reading Rainbow, you don’t have to take my word for it! Here’s a little statement from Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma, about why you should donate to ‘On the Count of 3′…

San Diego’s favorite anchor man is coming back for another round.

Roger Ebert, who co-wrote my favorite Russ Meyer movie, posted a link to the E! True Hollywood Story of Russ Meyer on Twitter today in celebration of the great breast enthusiast and cinematic rebel. Definitely worth checking out.

Here’s the first trailer for Tim Burton’s big screen adaptation of Dark Shadows, starring Johnny Depp.

And here’s a little synopsis:
In the year 1752, Joshua and Naomi Collins, with young son Barnabas, set sail from Liverpool, England to start a new life in America. But even an ocean was not enough to escape the mysterious curse that has plagued their family. Two decades pass and Barnabas (Johnny Depp) has the world at his feet—or at least the town of Collinsport, Maine. The master of Collinwood Manor, Barnabas is rich, powerful and an inveterate playboy…until he makes the grave mistake of breaking the heart of Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green). A witch, in every sense of the word, Angelique dooms him to a fate worse than death: turning him into a vampire, and then burying him alive. Two centuries later, Barnabas is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate has fallen into ruin. The dysfunctional remnants of the Collins family have fared little better, each harboring their own dark secrets. Matriarch Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer) has called upon live-in psychiatrist, Dr. Julia Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter), to help with her family troubles. Also residing in the manor is Elizabeth’s ne’er-do-well brother, Roger Collins, (Jonny Lee Miller); her rebellious teenage daughter Carolyn Stoddard (Chloe Moretz); and Roger’s precocious 10-year-old son, David Collins (Gulliver McGrath). The mystery extends beyond the family, to caretaker Willie Loomis, played by Jackie Earle Haley, and David’s new nanny, Victoria Winters, played by Bella Heathcote.

Our review of ‘Friends With Kids’ is up now on Trashwire. In short, the film is a pretty big disappointment. Read ours and then check out this spot-on review from What the Flick.

Here’s ten whole minutes of ‘John Carter’ for your viewing pleasure.

Crazy, kooky time travel, mind eraser jokes, “I’m getting too old for this”! Did they write this movie by taking quotes from various other movie trailers and combining them into a feature film?

Check out this brand spankin’ new trailer for The Amazing Spiderman, starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone and directed by Marc Webb. The film is in theaters nationwide on July 3, 2012.