If you were late to the party and missed the first season of RuPaul’s Drag Race fear not. RuPaul has given you an opportunity to see the fierce queens who busted down the doors to the runway with RuPaul’s Drag Race: The Lost Season. Why was it lost? Seems the first season never made it to DVD, so unless you recorded off your DVR, season one was on the down low until now. Continue reading
RuPaul’s Drag Race season four has begun! I wasn’t sure any season could top season three with Raja and The Heathers, but with talk of zombies, and a futuristic apocalypse, the first episode got my attention. I’m pretty sure when the apocalypse does occur, drag queens will be the last ones standing, looking fierce atop the wreckage in their seven inch glitter platforms. As the new queens made their way in the “Werk Room” I had a few first impressions. Continue reading
Last night, Yara Sofia, Manila Luzon and season 3 winner Raja were at Tracks in Denver to kick off the RuPaul’s Drag Race tour. They performed for packed house of enthusiastic fans, including RuPaul’s Drag Race season 1 contestant and Denver’s favorite drag queen, Nina Flowers. The girls put on an amazing show and Trashwire was there to cover it. Check out our pics and video clips from the show and Like us on Facebook for more. WERK! Continue reading
Cycle 16 of America’s Next Top Model premiered this week and it is not fierce anymore, it’s just mean. This year Tyra the Torturer has thought of all sorts of new Mean Girls things to do to these already fragile girls. In the opening segment, Banks basically reveals she is just as tired of this show as we are. She even acknowledges the formulaic casting that happens every season: the edgy chick, the awkward waif, the country bumpkin, the welfare mom, the bitch, the prude, the smart one… you know, the usual. Continue reading
It seems like ages ago, since the last season of RuPaul’s Drag Race and I was more than anxious for the show to return. Logo did it right with letting Ru have a full three hours to get us all back into our boas, tiaras, and glittered heels.
They kicked it off with the “Casting Extravaganza”, which showed many of the aspiring divas who didn’t make the cut. Some were probably contenders, but others had a more William Hung quality.
Hour two officially kicked off the uber anticipated third season. Continue reading
During the past couple of years, many fans jumped off the American Idol train, partly because the show started to feel so formulaic and the judges seemed as uninterested as the audience. After all, the judge’s shtick got predictable to put it mildly. Continue reading
Besides the change in temperature, crappy television also signals the beginning of the summer season where writers save their wit for the fall and actually “go to there” – there being vacation. While the smart people play the suits stray away and we end up with the American revival of I’m a Celebrity… Get Me out of Here! Continue reading
TV Land’s new series The Cougar is more along the lines of “classy” reality dating shows like The Bachelor or, most recently, Mama’s Boys instead of deliciously trashy VH1 Rock of Love-style trainwrecks. The show, hosted by Vivica Fox, follows Stacey Anderson, a self-proclaimed “cougar” who is looking to find love with a younger man. Continue reading
Those of you reality TV lovers who’ve been feeling hunger pains of late without your America’s Next Top Model and Project Runway, get ready for a hearty meal because RuPaul’s Drag Race is on the scene! Promising to bring “Realness back to reality television” RuPaul doesn’t disappoint. Continue reading
The Celebrity Apprentice made its debut last night on NBC.
In the first episode, Donald Trump introduced the cast of famous faces playing for various charities. Among them were Gene Simmons from KISS, boxing champ Lennox Lewis, Taxi‘s Marilu Henner, Vincent Pastore from The Sopranos, Olympic gold medalists and Nadia Comanici and Jennie Finch, former supermodel Carol Alt, country singer Trace Adkins, Ultimate Fighting champion (and Jenna Jameson paramour) Tito Ortiz, former Telemundo exec Nely Galan, Stephen Baldwin, and lesser-known “stars” like Playboy Playmate Tiffany Fallon, and America’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan AKA the poor man’s Simon Cowell. The biggest shock of the season thus far was the return ego-maniac and perpetual d-lister Omarosa from the first season of The Apprentice.
I must admit that, when I saw Omarosa would be on the show, I damn near turned it off. Not only is she pure evil, but you can tell she gets off on the attention she receives for being such an insufferable bitch. For the sake of Trashwire, I managed to hold back my Omarosa vomit and watch the show through the entire first episode.
The teams were divided into men versus women and told to pick a name. I immediately felt bad for the women’s team because they had to deal with Omarosa insisting she be the first project manager and trying to control the whole group in that evil Darth Vader way she always does. The women settled on Empresario after tapping into Galan’s Spanish vocabulary and the men chose Hydra, going for a mythological approach after a suggestion from Simmons.
Their first task was to run a hot dog stand. They had to choose a location in the city where they could charge a premium for their celebrity-dispensed hot dogs. Omarosa assigned Alt, the only New Yorker, to chose the location for the women’s team while the guys utilized a team approach to selecting where to sell their dogs.
Each team debated just how high to mark up their items. The men quickly realized they could charge thousands for a dog if it came with a picture with Lewis or Simmons. They also called all their wealthy friends and asked them to come down and make sizable donations on the day of the competition. This plan was a huge success with the men getting thousands of dollars per hot dog.
When Henner and the others on the women’s team suggested using their celebrity status to upsell the dogs, Omarosa quickly vetoed the idea, insisting they would not use their fame, but instead their business tactics to win the challenge. Naturally, she was wrong and the women drastically undersold the men, ranking in about $17,000 compared to over $50,000 earned by the men’s team.
In the Boardroom, Omarosa was quick to pin the blame on everyone else (natch!) as she tried to save her own ass. She blamed Alt for suggesting the wrong location and Fallon for not getting aggressive with her sales tactics. In a somewhat rare occurrence, she actually complimented Henner and Galan for their creative ideas and work ethic.
The men were allowed to listen to the women fight with each other, watching from a TV in the suite upstairs. They all seemed terrified of Omarosa as they watched in horror while she happily threw anyone who questioned her leadership under the bus.
In the end, Fallon was fired and Omarosa, like the hideous super villain she is, was allowed to live another day, scheming and plotting to take down everyone around her.
While it’s interesting to see celebrities in these concocted reality situations, the very term “celebrity” is used very loosely in regards to this show. Aside from Simmons and a few others, I hadn’t heard of most of the cast members. I felt like Andy Milman (Ricky Gervais) from HBO’s Extras during his stint on Celebrity Big Brother when he remarked that the makers of the show could be sued for using the term “celebrity” when all the contestants were no-names.
I’m sure that, with the WGA strike still raging on, we’ll see more celebrity editions of classic reality shows in the future. Perhaps eventually the celebrities on the programs will be people who are at least on the b-list instead of the bottom of the barrel lot (Bret Michaels, I’m looking at you!) who grace the reality tv scene today.