In the news

Okay, this was in yesterday’s paper and I simply have to call it to your attention.

An Unknown suspect reportedly stole a chicken sandwich from a gas station on the 300 block of South Downing Street between 4:10 and 4:13 p.m. Dec.22. Police said the suspect fled westbound on Alameda Avenue. The value of the chicken sandwich was $2.09.

Now, first I would like to address that the suspect only “reportedly” stole the sandwich. So we can neither confirm nor deny this action. However we do know the exact time, give or take 3 minutes. Also, it was a very reasonably priced chicken sandwich at $2.09.

So Denver, drive by gang shooting and stolen chicken sandwiches.

Pat Sue Gentry

Pat Sue is a contributing writer for Trashwire.com, bringing her unique style to film reviews and pop culture commentary. In addition to blogging, she is also Trashwire's primary photojournalist.

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