In the news
Okay, this was in yesterday’s paper and I simply have to call it to your attention.
An Unknown suspect reportedly stole a chicken sandwich from a gas station on the 300 block of South Downing Street between 4:10 and 4:13 p.m. Dec.22. Police said the suspect fled westbound on Alameda Avenue. The value of the chicken sandwich was $2.09.
Now, first I would like to address that the suspect only “reportedly†stole the sandwich. So we can neither confirm nor deny this action. However we do know the exact time, give or take 3 minutes. Also, it was a very reasonably priced chicken sandwich at $2.09.
So Denver, drive by gang shooting and stolen chicken sandwiches.