Author: Alexis

  • One Night Stand-Up: An Interview with Nick Swardson

    Trashwire is happy to welcome our newest writer, Wil Chinchilla. Wil recently sat down with one of the hottest comedians around, Nick Swardson, to talk about standup, gay robots, and everyone’s favorite roller skating male prostitute. Click here to read the article on Trashwire.com.

  • The Soup: The Reaping

    Finally something that combines Sanjaya, I Love New York, and bad Hillary Swank movies!

  • The teacup incident

    Remember when Lindsay Lohan got stitches after getting out of the shower covered in lotion and tripping and falling on a broken teacup? Well The Soup remembers, and they put this un-aired sketch on YouTube for all to see.

  • Sanjaya’s Ponyhawk

    Seriously, how could Trashwire not love this kid?! Bonus points if you can explain what the hell Paula is talking about.

  • Who deserves a group slap?

    The other day, Pat Sue and I were having lunch at a restaurant and there was a group of bratty obnoxious pre-teens sitting with their liquored-up parents at a table near us. The kids were making life a living hell for the sweet girl trying to serve them and left without eating a single bite…

  • Andy Samberg as Sanjaya on SNL

    SNL Sanjaya spoof Add to My Profile | More Videos Loved it!

  • How could we not support Sanjaya?!

    Sanjaya Malakar is taking the world by storm these days by making little girls cry and getting all the votes on American Idol. The funniest part of all this is how much people are freaking out. People are threatening to sue VoteForTheWorst.com and claiming that if Sanjaya wins the competition, some real shit’s going to…

  • “Take me to this butt-naked ho!”

    This is a snippet from a conversation between Chance and Sister Patterson (New York’s mom) on a recent episode of I Love New York. Sister P: a butt-naked ho is in this house? Chance: a butt-naked perpetratin’ ho Sister P: I want to talk to that butt-naked ho. Take me to this butt-naked ho. Chance:…

  • Trashwire in the Denver Post… Again!

    Alexis’ article about America’s Next Top Model was published in today’s YourHub section of the Denver Post for South Denver. You can also check it out online here at YourHub.com or here on Trashwire.com.

  • Eddie Griffin Crashes a Ferrari

    The Superficial reported that Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo while practicing for a charity race to promote his new movie, Redline. Griffin is quoted saying: “Undercover Brother’s good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can’t drive.” And here’s what The Superficial has to say: I dunno man,…


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