Category: Quotes

  • Breathing New Life into TV Sketch Comedy

    Sketch comedy shows seem to be getting a television revival these days. Trashwire.com Editor Alexis Gentry examines AcceptableTV, Human Giant, and The Whitest Kids U’ Know. Check out the article and view clips from the shows here on Trashwire.com.

  • Britney Spears is a Sarcastic Beeyotch

    What the hell is this? Like, seriously. What is wrong with this girl?!

  • One Night Stand-Up: An Interview with Nick Swardson

    Trashwire is happy to welcome our newest writer, Wil Chinchilla. Wil recently sat down with one of the hottest comedians around, Nick Swardson, to talk about standup, gay robots, and everyone’s favorite roller skating male prostitute. Click here to read the article on Trashwire.com.

  • “Take me to this butt-naked ho!”

    This is a snippet from a conversation between Chance and Sister Patterson (New York’s mom) on a recent episode of I Love New York. Sister P: a butt-naked ho is in this house? Chance: a butt-naked perpetratin’ ho Sister P: I want to talk to that butt-naked ho. Take me to this butt-naked ho. Chance:…

  • Eddie Griffin Crashes a Ferrari

    The Superficial reported that Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo while practicing for a charity race to promote his new movie, Redline. Griffin is quoted saying: “Undercover Brother’s good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can’t drive.” And here’s what The Superficial has to say: I dunno man,…

  • Zach Galifianakis

    Zach Galifianakis is one of the funniest dudes on the planet. If you haven’t already seen his DVD Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion check it out right now. Here is a trailer, followed by a clip of Zach as his twin brother Seth on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Seth Galifianakis on Jimmy Kimmel Add…

  • Because he’s classy

    This is what Bobby Trendy wore on CourtTV to discuss the death of his “dear friend” Anna Nicole.

  • “I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC.”

    Last night, Dateline ran a Behind-the-Scenes special on it’s hugely popular “To Catch a Predator” program. The show featured host Chris Hanson describing memorable moments from the show as well as interviews with the staff of Perverted Justice, law enforcement officials, and even the predators’ families. Most entertaining was the segment about the buzz surrounding…

  • Patton Oswalt takes the Trashwire Survey

    Patton Oswalt is funny. Very funny. We not only loved him in the new Reno 911! movie, but he also has a special place in our hearts for voicing our favorite Frat Aliens in Aqua Teen Hunger Force. After watching The Comedians of Comedy enough to know it by heart, we subscribed to Patton’s hilarious…

  • Jared Leto Breaks His Nose

    I love reading The Superficial. Yesterday, they had a really great post about Jared Leto, who you might all know as Jordan Catalano on My So Called Life or from his band 30 Seconds to Mars which is currently on the Taste of Chaos tour. I thought it was funny… so here it is: “Jared…


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