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‘Project Hail Mary’ Brings Much-Needed Hope to Cinema Screens
‘Project Hail Mary’ couples Ryan Gosling’s charm with a sci-fi sense of wonder for a story about the value of connection, cooperation, and compassion.
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‘The Bride!’ a Stylish Swing that Stumbles in Storytelling
Is Maggie Gyllenhaal’s ‘The Bride!’ a stylish feminist remix on a classic horror character, or is it ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’ by way of My Chemical Romance?
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The Best Movies of 2025
From vampires to aliens, from Tollywood to Hollywood, from indies to blockbusters, here are the best movies of 2025.
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‘Marty Supreme’ a Propulsive Story of Drive, Dreams, and Delusion
Timothée Chalamet delivers a captivating performance as a ping-pong player in relentless pursuit of greatness in Josh Safdie’s Marty Supreme.
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‘One Battle After Another’ Funny, Frantic, and Fantastic
Make some room on your top 10 list because Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another is a frantic, funny, and heartfelt father-daughter story that feels incredibly relevant in our current political climate.
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Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners’ Is the Best Film of 2025…So Far
Sinners is simultaneously a historical drama, a popcorn horror movie, and a musical, making it a unique film that delivers a truly enjoyable theatrical experience while also giving us storytelling with deeper themes and meaning.
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The Best Bad Music Video… Seriously!
I almost forgot my favorite bad video on the countdown… and possibly the true #1 worst video ever… I can’t even begin to explain or introduce it, so here it is
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As if it wasn’t crazy enough…
The list of Anna Nicole conspiracy theories is growing faster than the list of potential fathers in the days after Anna Nicole’s death. My favorite so far is the one that involves an elaborate scheme by Howard K. Stern to marry Anna Nicole and then take the money that she is supposed to get from
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Whore-off
You know it’s gotten bad when Chaotic was the best you’ve looked in years. Remember when Chaotic, Britney and Kevin’s “home movie” reality show, aired on TV and we all thought “Wow! Britney is a dumb, trashy, skank!”? Well that was only an appetizer for the skanky trash display we were about to see. Britney
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Andy Richter Controls the Universe
By now, everyone knows that Fox never keeps good shows on the air for more than a couple of seasons. Some of the funniest programs to air on TV have been on the Fox network, and most have been promptly cancelled. Arrested Development was probably the most famous of these Fox casualties, but even Family
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Death to Spammers
First, I want to say that I’m sorry the updates have been so few and far between this week. I’ve been really busy with real life stuff and I just haven’t had time to add anything great. On top of that, I’m still looking for some more writers to help me add some substance to
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Anna Nicole’s Fridge
TMZ reported that Anna Nicole had a series of diet items and medical supplies in her fridge at the time of her death. What I like is that they wrote that the contents were “shocking on several levels”. How is that shocking on any level? She had SlimFast and methadone and that’s shocking? This is
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Why Trashwire loved Anna Nicole Smith
Yesterday, the world of bad movies lost a major player when buxom blonde b-movie bombshell Anna Nicole Smith passed away in her hotel room in Florida. She will be remembered by Trashwire, not only for her performance in bad movie classics like the infamous Skyscraper, but also for her classic trashy reality show The Anna…
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Why Trashwire Loved Anna Nicole
Yesterday, the world of bad movies lost a major player when buxom blonde b-movie bombshell Anna Nicole Smith passed away in her hotel room in Florida. She will be remembered by Trashwire, not only for her performance in bad movie classics like the infamous Skyscraper, but also for her classic trashy reality show The Anna
