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Can Everyone Just Calm Down About ‘Supergirl’?
‘Supergirl’ might be a mediocre movie, but it hardly marks the death of female superhero cinema, as some on the internet might claim.
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‘Disclosure Day’ Masterfully Made But Misses Spielberg Classic Status
Steven Spielberg brings his signature sense of wonder to Disclosure Day, along with John Williams’ score and Janusz Kaminski’s cinematography, but the sci-fi story doesn’t quite live up to the sum of its parts.
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Big Screen ‘Backrooms’ An Unsettling But Uneven Debut for Kane Parsons
Kane Parsons becomes the latest (and youngest) in the YouTuber-to-horror-filmmaker pipeline with the A24 adaptation of his Backrooms liminal space series.
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‘Exit 8’ Video Game Becomes Psychological Horror in New Japanese Film
‘Exit 8’ adds depth to a popular Japanese liminal space video game, creating an effective, surprisingly tense psychological horror film.
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‘The Drama’ Could Become the Most Discussed Film of the Year
Robert Pattinson and Zendaya star in The Drama, Kristoffer Borgli’s jet-black comedy about a happily engaged couple whose love is put to the test after a shocking revelation during a party game.
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‘Project Hail Mary’ Brings Much-Needed Hope to Cinema Screens
‘Project Hail Mary’ couples Ryan Gosling’s charm with a sci-fi sense of wonder for a story about the value of connection, cooperation, and compassion.
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As if it wasn’t crazy enough…
The list of Anna Nicole conspiracy theories is growing faster than the list of potential fathers in the days after Anna Nicole’s death. My favorite so far is the one that involves an elaborate scheme by Howard K. Stern to marry Anna Nicole and then take the money that she is supposed to get from…
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Whore-off
You know it’s gotten bad when Chaotic was the best you’ve looked in years. Remember when Chaotic, Britney and Kevin’s “home movie” reality show, aired on TV and we all thought “Wow! Britney is a dumb, trashy, skank!”? Well that was only an appetizer for the skanky trash display we were about to see. Britney…
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Andy Richter Controls the Universe
By now, everyone knows that Fox never keeps good shows on the air for more than a couple of seasons. Some of the funniest programs to air on TV have been on the Fox network, and most have been promptly cancelled. Arrested Development was probably the most famous of these Fox casualties, but even Family…
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Death to Spammers
First, I want to say that I’m sorry the updates have been so few and far between this week. I’ve been really busy with real life stuff and I just haven’t had time to add anything great. On top of that, I’m still looking for some more writers to help me add some substance to…
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Anna Nicole’s Fridge
TMZ reported that Anna Nicole had a series of diet items and medical supplies in her fridge at the time of her death. What I like is that they wrote that the contents were “shocking on several levels”. How is that shocking on any level? She had SlimFast and methadone and that’s shocking? This is…
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Why Trashwire loved Anna Nicole Smith
Yesterday, the world of bad movies lost a major player when buxom blonde b-movie bombshell Anna Nicole Smith passed away in her hotel room in Florida. She will be remembered by Trashwire, not only for her performance in bad movie classics like the infamous Skyscraper, but also for her classic trashy reality show The Anna…
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Why Trashwire Loved Anna Nicole
Yesterday, the world of bad movies lost a major player when buxom blonde b-movie bombshell Anna Nicole Smith passed away in her hotel room in Florida. She will be remembered by Trashwire, not only for her performance in bad movie classics like the infamous Skyscraper, but also for her classic trashy reality show The Anna…
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UConn Kids Love Black People
Click HERE to read the article from The Smoking Gun and see more pictures So… I meant to get on this sooner, but I’ve been super busy. It seems that some law students at University of Connecticut thought it might be funny to have a “Bullets and Bubbly” party where they dressed up like rap…
