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‘The Bride!’ a Stylish Swing that Stumbles in Storytelling
Is Maggie Gyllenhaal’s ‘The Bride!’ a stylish feminist remix on a classic horror character, or is it ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’ by way of My Chemical Romance?
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‘Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die’ Takes on the AI-Apocalypse
Every mindless scroll on your phone brings humanity closer to destruction, but a rag-tag group led by a weirdo from the future might just be our only hope in Gore Verbinski’s new sci-fi comedy ‘Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die’.
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The Best Movies of 2025
From vampires to aliens, from Tollywood to Hollywood, from indies to blockbusters, here are the best movies of 2025.
Featured Reviews
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‘Marty Supreme’ a Propulsive Story of Drive, Dreams, and Delusion
Timothée Chalamet delivers a captivating performance as a ping-pong player in relentless pursuit of greatness in Josh Safdie’s Marty Supreme.
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‘One Battle After Another’ Funny, Frantic, and Fantastic
Make some room on your top 10 list because Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another is a frantic, funny, and heartfelt father-daughter story that feels incredibly relevant in our current political climate.
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Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners’ Is the Best Film of 2025…So Far
Sinners is simultaneously a historical drama, a popcorn horror movie, and a musical, making it a unique film that delivers a truly enjoyable theatrical experience while also giving us storytelling with deeper themes and meaning.
Latest Reviews
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Celebrity Fat Suit Epidemic
It seems that every show these days has at least one episode where one of their slim stars dawns a fat suit. There was Tyra and her fat “experiment” where she put on a fat suit and glasses and was horrified to learn that her bitchy diva behavior was rarely tolerated. There was Vanessa Minnillo’s
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Denver Film Festival Reviews Up Now
Alexis just added two more reviews from the Denver Film Festival. You can see them on the main page here or you can read each one by clicking the links below. Who Loves the Sun Will Morrison and Daniel Bloom were the best of friends. They grew up together. Went to the same schools. Liked
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Trashwire Updates (Finally!)
We know it’s been a long time, but Trashwire.com was just updated with a brand new review of Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny. Alexis got to see the film at the Denver Film Festival and wrote up a quick review here.
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Vintage Trashwire Review – Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
When George Lucas decided to revive the Star Wars saga, it was his goal to give fans a back-story of how exactly Anakin Skywalker transformed into Darth Vader. We knew how the story ended, but he wanted to show everyone how it began. Unfortunately for Lucas, the new Star Wars trilogy was, by most accounts,…
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Watch Kevin Federline Get Dumped Via Text Message
I know it’s wrong to take pleasure in other people’s suffering, but this is just damn hilarious. The look on his face is priceless!
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Why Kanye West Makes Me Puke
Kanye West was up for Best Video at the recent MTV Europe music awards, but he lost. Rather than letting it go, he decided to crash the acceptance speech of the group that won and claim that the whole show lost all it’s credibility because they didn’t give it to him. I’ve seen a lot
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Some Thoughts on Stephen Hunter
Trashwire was just updated with a new item by Jason Mogavero about conservative film critic Stephen Hunter. Jason disagrees with Hunter’s claim that the masculine hero is dead, and he basically calls Hunter a turd. Check it out by clicking here or go to trashwire.com/hunter.html to read it.
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A Few More Guilty Pleasure Reality Shows
I didn’t think about it at the time that I took the survey, but My Super Sweet 16 might be the worst trashy reality show. That and MTV’s other classic, Parental Control. My Super Sweet Sixteen should be called “If Pro-life Ruled the World” becuase all these spoiled bitchy oblivious brats should have been aborted.
