Stop Bobby Trendy!

Can someone make Bobby Trendy go away?

If we look him up on Wikipedia, we see:
Since the death of Anna Nicole Smith, Bobby Trendy has given numerous press interviews, including appearances on CNN, Fox News and The Howard Stern Show. In an interview with Michael Musto of the Village Voice, Trendy said: “Anna Nicole Smith made me famous. I’m the most famous designer in the world and I’m forever grateful to her. I just made the call to ask about buying her a star on the Walk of Fame! Even though she spread her legs and bared her genitals, she was not a whore. She was the breadwinner of the family. Howard K. Stern led her in the wrong direction by isolating her from other people.” Of Stern, Trendy went on to say: “I saw him as a coat tail-riding ambulance chaser.”

I love that he’s claiming he was her BFF. I love that he was so shaken up by her death that he immediately went on a giant media tour. I love how, in most of his interviews, he was dressed the way Paris Hilton usually dresses her dog. There is just so much that’s wrong about Bobby Trendy. So much. There’s trashy good and then there’s trashy creepy and he definitely falls into the trashy creepy category.