The Bad Boys of Hollywood are Wimps

by Pat Sue Gentry · March 28, 2007

Pat Sue just posted this on her blog, Hostile Town Folk. We’ve re-posted it here because we’re cool like that.

Where are the bad boys of Hollywood? All we hear about is Britney, Lindsey, and the queen of useless whores, Paris Hilton. Where are the boys who regularly broke the law, broke windows in hotels, and broke paparazzi lenses? Where I ask you?

Robert Downey Jr. is sober and boring. Sean Penn is saving people in
New Orleans instead of beating the shit out of paparazzi. Collin Farrell isnâ€™t dating Hollywood starlets, but instead asking out the little Latina girl at the In-N-Out Burger window after buying his child a happy meal. Even Russell Crowe hasnâ€™t thrown a phone or punched someone in months and months.

It reminds me of having a bunch of tom cats and suddenly the humane society pulls up and traps them all, neuters them and then releases them back to the alley where they just lay around and think about what bad asses they used to be.

So who do we turn to now boys? Will Ryan Phillippe proposition a transvestite hooker? How about Josh Hartnett beating the shit out of a fan for making fun of him always being shirtless in his movies? Maybe Toby McGuire can do 100 mph in a school zone???
Come on boysâ€¦..take your balls out of your purse and sack up!

I am tired of reading about these girls. Bad Boys, where are you?