How could we not support Sanjaya?!

Sanjaya Malakar is taking the world by storm these days by making little girls cry and getting all the votes on American Idol. The funniest part of all this is how much people are freaking out. People are threatening to sue VoteForTheWorst.com and claiming that if Sanjaya wins the competition, some real shit’s going to go down. What the hell is wrong with everyone? These are people who don’t even pay attention to news from Iraq and they’re threatening a revolution over Idol?! I hate these people and I totally support Sanjaya. I’m the editor of Trashwire.com, how could I not support someone who could be the worst winner in Idol history?!

All you Sanjaya haters can suck on this little video clip of him making a Girls Gone Wild video with Sour Patch Kids: