Who deserves a group slap?
The other day, Pat Sue and I were having lunch at a restaurant and there was a group of bratty obnoxious pre-teens sitting with their liquored-up parents at a table near us. The kids were making life a living hell for the sweet girl trying to serve them and left without eating a single bite of their expensive orders. On top of that, they didn’t leave a tip. We were horrified and Pat Sue remarked that the entire group needed to be slapped, one big “group slap” if you will. Since then, we’ve used the term group slap to describe any large group of people who could use a smack or two to bring them back to reality. Celebrities so frequently need to be group slapped, from Tyra and her astounding ego on Top Model to Heather Mills’ inability to shut up about her fake leg on Dancing with the Stars, so we decided we’d make a post for group slap of the week.
This week’s celebrity most in need of a group slap is…
Heather Mills
If I had a dollar for every time Mills has talked about her fake leg while promoting Dancing with the Stars I’d probably be able to afford a messy divorce with Paul McCartney.
