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Mando and Baby Yoda Make the Leap to the Big Screen with ‘Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu’
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu brings our small-screen duo to cinemas with a standalone adventure that thankfully avoids empty fan service, but doesn’t quite hit the highs of the Skywalker saga.
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‘Exit 8’ Video Game Becomes Psychological Horror in New Japanese Film
‘Exit 8’ adds depth to a popular Japanese liminal space video game, creating an effective, surprisingly tense psychological horror film.
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‘The Drama’ Could Become the Most Discussed Film of the Year
Robert Pattinson and Zendaya star in The Drama, Kristoffer Borgli’s jet-black comedy about a happily engaged couple whose love is put to the test after a shocking revelation during a party game.
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‘Project Hail Mary’ Brings Much-Needed Hope to Cinema Screens
‘Project Hail Mary’ couples Ryan Gosling’s charm with a sci-fi sense of wonder for a story about the value of connection, cooperation, and compassion.
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Sam Raimi’s ‘Send Help’ Twists Office Hierarchy with Horror and Humor
With Send Help, Sam Raimi reminds us that he is a master at balancing horror and comedy, turning a simple scenario about a downtrodden employee (Rachel McAdams) stranded on an island with her horrible boss (Dylan O’Brien) into a delightfully tense, bloody, fun movie experience.
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Reno 911!: Miami
All your favorite incompetent cops are back for Reno 911! Miami, which hit theaters last Friday. The Reno PD is invited to a conference in Miami when a terrorist attack leaves the city’s entire police force trapped in the convention center. The only cops left to lay down the law just so happen to be…
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The ‘Hoohaa’ Monologues
A mother driving past The Atlantic Theater in Florida complained about the marquee, which advertised the upcoming production of “The Vagina Monologues” – so the marquee was changed, and this is the result. I would actually go to something called the “Hoohaa Monologues”, partially because in my imagination, it’s just Al Pacino on stage yelling…
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Congratulations to ‘West Bank Story’!
Last night, all of Hollywood got glamed up for the the 79th Annual Academy Awards. After the hours of red carpet interviews and arrival footage, I was a little burnt out before the show even began. Thankfully, Ellen DeGeneres was such a good host that I got back into it after the Mac-commercial-like opening. As…
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Trashwire Hits 1000 Myspace friends!
When I took the Trashwire Survey a while back, I said that I liked Facebook more than Myspace, but today I changed my mind. We just hit our 1,000th Myspace friend! I want to thank all the people that added us and welcome all the people that are discovering Trashwire.com. We’re working on some really…
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The bald attention whore
Was I right or what? A little while ago, I wrote a piece on here saying that most of these Hollywood starlets, like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid, are attention whores who will do anything for the spotlight. In the article, which I wrote shortly after Anna Nicole Smith’s death and…
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Stop Bobby Trendy!
Can someone make Bobby Trendy go away? If we look him up on Wikipedia, we see: Since the death of Anna Nicole Smith, Bobby Trendy has given numerous press interviews, including appearances on CNN, Fox News and The Howard Stern Show. In an interview with Michael Musto of the Village Voice, Trendy said: “Anna Nicole…
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Shelly is Classy
Here is a video of Anna Nicole Smith’s toothless cousin Shelly puking in a bucket during an interview. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with her?
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The Great Whore Off
Remember when Chaotic, Britney and Kevin’s “home movie” reality show, aired on TV and we all thought “Wow! Britney is a dumb, trashy, skank!”? Well that was only an appetizer for the skanky trash display we were about to see. Britney continues to amaze me because, every single time she seems to have hit rock…
