The ‘Hoohaa’ Monologues
A mother driving past The Atlantic Theater in Florida complained about the marquee, which advertised the upcoming production of “The Vagina Monologues” – so the marquee was changed, and this is the result. I would actually go to something called the “Hoohaa Monologues”, partially because in my imagination, it’s just Al Pacino on stage yelling out “hoo-hah!” for an hour.
This item comes to us from Matt’s blog, There Has to Be a Better Way
I’m all about the “Hoo-Hah Monologues”. I hate the word “vagina”. I don’t know why, but it kind of icks me out. I have no problem with snatch, hoo-hah, cooter, love taco, clamshell, or muffin. I just don’t like “vagina”. I should disclose that I don’t like “penis”, either. I prefer wiener, pee-pee, or dong. But that may just be me.
I’d just like to see Matt’s imaginary version with Al Pacino.