All your favorite incompetent cops are back for Reno 911! Miami, which hit theaters last Friday. The Reno PD is invited to a conference in Miami when a terrorist attack leaves the city’s entire police force trapped in the convention center. The only cops left to lay down the law just so happen to be…
A mother driving past The Atlantic Theater in Florida complained about the marquee, which advertised the upcoming production of “The Vagina Monologues” – so the marquee was changed, and this is the result. I would actually go to something called the “Hoohaa Monologues”, partially because in my imagination, it’s just Al Pacino on stage yelling…
Last night, all of Hollywood got glamed up for the the 79th Annual Academy Awards. After the hours of red carpet interviews and arrival footage, I was a little burnt out before the show even began. Thankfully, Ellen DeGeneres was such a good host that I got back into it after the Mac-commercial-like opening. As…
When I took the Trashwire Survey a while back, I said that I liked Facebook more than Myspace, but today I changed my mind. We just hit our 1,000th Myspace friend! I want to thank all the people that added us and welcome all the people that are discovering Trashwire.com. We’re working on some really…
Can someone make Bobby Trendy go away? If we look him up on Wikipedia, we see: Since the death of Anna Nicole Smith, Bobby Trendy has given numerous press interviews, including appearances on CNN, Fox News and The Howard Stern Show. In an interview with Michael Musto of the Village Voice, Trendy said: “Anna Nicole…
Joe Rogan became my hero the other day when he went crazy on Carlos Mencia onstage at the Comedy Store. Mencia is a well-known joke thief in the comedy industry and Rogan was one comedian who had the balls to call him out on it. It was like something out of You Got Served as…
You know it’s gotten bad when Chaotic was the best you’ve looked in years. Remember when Chaotic, Britney and Kevin’s “home movie” reality show, aired on TV and we all thought “Wow! Britney is a dumb, trashy, skank!”? Well that was only an appetizer for the skanky trash display we were about to see. Britney…
By now, everyone knows that Fox never keeps good shows on the air for more than a couple of seasons. Some of the funniest programs to air on TV have been on the Fox network, and most have been promptly cancelled. Arrested Development was probably the most famous of these Fox casualties, but even Family…
First, I want to say that I’m sorry the updates have been so few and far between this week. I’ve been really busy with real life stuff and I just haven’t had time to add anything great. On top of that, I’m still looking for some more writers to help me add some substance to…
TMZ reported that Anna Nicole had a series of diet items and medical supplies in her fridge at the time of her death. What I like is that they wrote that the contents were “shocking on several levels”. How is that shocking on any level? She had SlimFast and methadone and that’s shocking? This is…
