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Horny Cinema Returns with ‘I Want Your Sex’
Gregg Araki’s ‘I Want Your Sex’ makes movies horny again with a stylish erotic comedy thriller about a dominant contemporary artist (Olivia Wilde) and the aspiring submissive (Cooper Hoffman) who becomes her sexual muse.
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Buddy is a Delightfully Deranged Horror Comedy
A lovable children’s TV show character becomes increasingly unhinged in the new horror comedy Buddy from Too Many Cooks director Casper Kelly.
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Quick Movie Catch-Up: Featured Favorites
From Mollywood to the biggest of Hollywood, from a single apartment to mythological worlds, from dialogue-driven to stylish action, here are a few movies you shouldn’t miss.
Featured Reviews
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Venkatesh Maha’s Drama Meets Satyadev’s Magic in ‘Rao Bahadur’
Director Venkatesh Maha’s ‘Rao Bahadur’ creatively explores themes of oppressive patriarchal legacy through magical realism and a stellar performance from Satyadev Kancharana.
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Big Screen ‘Backrooms’ An Unsettling But Uneven Debut for Kane Parsons
Kane Parsons becomes the latest (and youngest) in the YouTuber-to-horror-filmmaker pipeline with the A24 adaptation of his Backrooms liminal space series.
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Curry Barker’s ‘Obsession’ a Humorous and Harrowing Horror Story
YouTuber-turned-filmmaker Curry Barker’s Obsession is like Get Out for “nice guys”, blending funny, disturbing, and highly entertaining horror with surprisingly impactful themes.
Latest Reviews
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Reno 911!: Miami
All your favorite incompetent cops are back for Reno 911! Miami, which hit theaters last Friday. The Reno PD is invited to a conference in Miami when a terrorist attack leaves the city’s entire police force trapped in the convention center. The only cops left to lay down the law just so happen to be…
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The ‘Hoohaa’ Monologues
A mother driving past The Atlantic Theater in Florida complained about the marquee, which advertised the upcoming production of “The Vagina Monologues” – so the marquee was changed, and this is the result. I would actually go to something called the “Hoohaa Monologues”, partially because in my imagination, it’s just Al Pacino on stage yelling…
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Congratulations to ‘West Bank Story’!
Last night, all of Hollywood got glamed up for the the 79th Annual Academy Awards. After the hours of red carpet interviews and arrival footage, I was a little burnt out before the show even began. Thankfully, Ellen DeGeneres was such a good host that I got back into it after the Mac-commercial-like opening. As…
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Trashwire Hits 1000 Myspace friends!
When I took the Trashwire Survey a while back, I said that I liked Facebook more than Myspace, but today I changed my mind. We just hit our 1,000th Myspace friend! I want to thank all the people that added us and welcome all the people that are discovering Trashwire.com. We’re working on some really…
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The bald attention whore
Was I right or what? A little while ago, I wrote a piece on here saying that most of these Hollywood starlets, like Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid, are attention whores who will do anything for the spotlight. In the article, which I wrote shortly after Anna Nicole Smith’s death and…
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Stop Bobby Trendy!
Can someone make Bobby Trendy go away? If we look him up on Wikipedia, we see: Since the death of Anna Nicole Smith, Bobby Trendy has given numerous press interviews, including appearances on CNN, Fox News and The Howard Stern Show. In an interview with Michael Musto of the Village Voice, Trendy said: “Anna Nicole…
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Shelly is Classy
Here is a video of Anna Nicole Smith’s toothless cousin Shelly puking in a bucket during an interview. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with her?
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The Great Whore Off
Remember when Chaotic, Britney and Kevin’s “home movie” reality show, aired on TV and we all thought “Wow! Britney is a dumb, trashy, skank!”? Well that was only an appetizer for the skanky trash display we were about to see. Britney continues to amaze me because, every single time she seems to have hit rock…
