White Oprah is coming this Memorial Day!

Just a reminder that E! has a brand new dynamic duo of apocalyptically bad reality shows coming this Memorial Day. It’s simply too awful to believe.

First, the beautiful but bat-shit crazy Denise Richards will star in her own reality series, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. Pop culture fanatics will remember Denise and ex-husband Charlie Sheen fighting about the inclusion of their young daughters in the series. The show kicks off at 10PM est.

Right after that, hold on to your f-ing hats! It’s White Oprah herself, Dina Lohan’s new series Living Lohan. I’m willing to wager that this series will be more trashy than The Anna Nicole Show, Celebrity Rehab, and Britney and Kevin: Chaotic combined!

You know we’ll be watching!